BlueSmoke

And boy am I paying for it. Just what I needed though.

Got pissed up at a place playing 80's music and selling vodka and iron brew (in glasses not the bottles) for 80p a pop!

Cheered me up a fair old bit but I'm so tired at work now. I haven't fully recovered from the cold that's kept me off work tuesday and wednesday, but being the hardcore soul I am, I went out anyway.

Only reason I dragged my arse into work is cause it's the crimbo party tonight and I couldn't have rung in sick and then turned up

God I'm SO SO tired............

RSKim

Your turning into as pisshead

Stu @ M Developments

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OY

You should be saving up for Boxing Day pal

BlueSmoke

It's you lot! You've done this to me!

rsnissan

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was as out last night too.................hiding under my desk at the mo

RSKim

Im shocked at you making such an acusation

BlueSmoke

RANJ

i cant do school nights anymore, does me in propper and them im not the nicest person to be around

Anonymous

Dont get too carried away with the whole going out thing, best done in moderation, especially when you arent flush with cash to begin with too!

Mongo

I was totally boloxed on Sunday night, started down the rugby club with the lads at 2 ish, had about 5 sociable pints down there went into town and had another 3-4 pints of stella, then we went on to the cheaky vimto's. 7 of us drank the bar out of blue WKD 4 crates in total and 2 bottles of port

Problem was there was only 7 of us and that number dwindled towards the end of the night, and I hadn't had anything to eat since the day before.

Woke up monday morning, totally pissed, couldn't stand up and talking was an issue too. Only an hour late for work

Anonymous

PMSL

Hardcore drinking


If you lost about 8 stone to get down to my weight, that would actually kill you i reckon, so its a good job you are such a big cunt

BUK

was at oasis concert last night, AMAZING , totally amazing

Mongo

Yeah all that drinking was thirsty work lol

Problem there were a couple of mates drinking too who are under half my weight, hats off to them, they did us proud... Then danced around for our ammusement and finally passed out... I thought it was Sunday morning, on monday when I woke up d'oh never again

BlueSmoke

Whatever gave you that idea?!?!

Actually I spent feck all, about £15 or something as it was 80p a drink, I found a fiver, and a mate gave me a lift home

Anonymous

LOL, result there then Jay

Markb_s1

no sympathy i'm afraid. was our party last night. not slept yet and sat at my desk in serious pain.

BlueSmoke

Too right.

Started out in Wetherspoons, as you do. This old man in there was a right weirdo. You seem to get all kinds in the train station one. Dunno where they come from. This old guy was sat at the window giving it a bit of "ooh go on" when you birds walked past, and he was a total scratter. He was scratching his balls and you could tell he'd stink of piss if you dared get near enough to him. The best bit tho, was the fact that he was the fookin' SPIT of Mel B on Bo Selecta

Same glasses and facial expression, it was absolutely uncanny

Then this other old guy came in totally at random and started talking to this middle aged guy who was with a woman that looked to be his secretary that he was trying to get into the pants of

The old guy started talking to him, and the guy seemed a bit surprised. The old man had a cigarette and put his hand up to his head............. and he set his hair on fire

The businessman type then jumped up and started slapping the guy on the head to put it out. The old guy just looked bewildered

Mongo

BlueSmoke Leeds seems to be a strange, strange place

BlueSmoke

You're not wrong pal...... I fully intend to bring a bit of Leeds' spirit to the ring with me

Anonymous

Bring some of the horny 16 year old sluts from majestic as well

BillyCabrio

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Its the only way to be mate, i love to go out even if i have got work the next day....

I know what you mean tho, theres no worse place to be hung over and knackered...... and thats the office

I came in last sunday after being out on saturday night and i was stil soooooo pissed

BlueSmoke

Bastid eh?

Chip,

I'd love to mate. I imagine you know the place well....

Anonymous

Yes mate, used to be in there all the time when i was living up there about 7 years ago, Leeds girls were SO friendly
(especially when you say you live at oulton hall )

BlueSmoke

Even back then it must have been £20 for a taxi back there from Leeds....

Anonymous

Yes mate, but when its on expenses it doesnt matter

Me and my mate even used to take birds out for a meal at places like the dyson and sons restaurant attached to the marriot and expense that.

If i was taking a bird out i would pay for the meal and get a receipt, and tell my mate to get fish and chips out of his own pocket then i would expense my date and say it was for me and him.
Then another night we'd do it the other way round, id sort myself out some cheap food out of my own pocket and he would expense a meal for him and a bird and see it was for us

BlueSmoke

There's a whole world out there that I'm missing out on....