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Old 21-11-2005, 05:38 PM
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yes that fooking hurt
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oooooooooooo, kinky. you getting ready for something?

P.S: did you shoot all over your wall? EEEK!
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But did Stevie Wonder paint your walls, or did you go for the cloud effect?
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i bet your looking around your house for No.2
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i got excited and covered my walls

and yes Gareth i am looking
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Lets just hope it isnt a cock ring...

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Number 2

got no porn mags then grab ya mums clothes catalogue...straight to the underwear section



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and i thought it was going too be "the shampoo wank sex lubricant!"

im sure we all tried it once or twice
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dear god.....gareth and robs guide to evening boredom....I swear you were both born to the same mother....
Rob...by any chance has your mother ever illuminated her bush at christmas?
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Rob...by any chance has your mother ever illuminated her bush at christmas?
and i thought that was going too remain a secret
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think thats what attracted the punters
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lol....you know nothing left with me is a secret....you've known me long enough for that im sure!
a secret by definition is a story waiting to be told....
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
and i thought it was going too be "the shampoo wank sex lubricant!"

im sure we all tried it once or twice
"Cough !! " a friend of mine uses that trick , very affective "Cough " so he says " cough "

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and i thought it was going too be "the shampoo wank sex lubricant!"

im sure we all tried it once or twice
"Cough !! " a friend of mine uses that trick , very affective "Cough " so he says " cough "

PMSL,,, well a friend of mine told me too try it,,, so one day i thought i would have a go,,, started having a wank,, thought of my mate telling me,, got a floppy, ending up laughing my head off in the bath
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only problem with that is you end up with half ya man goo stuck to ya leg or the side of the bath....




























so ive heard
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lol i know i attempted to do it with my top off.... OUCH no way
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Number 3

doesnt need an introduction really does it
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doesnt need an introduction really does it
You may laugh....but mum works for the health authority and 3 people went to the local hospital last year with tubes stuck to their....manhood..... ...often they put the tubes up their coat and don't say the ''problem'' until they have their appointment like 4 hours after arriving at a&e...by which time its a worrying shade of purpley blue
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there just boasting that they can fill the tubes
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there just boasting that they can fill the tubes
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You can't beat a bit of nipple tweaking
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Jeez, u bored by anychance Diamonds? nice one fella made me pmpl
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yeh just a tad
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well leave your toys at home if u come down to see us lot don't want any of us getting uncomfortable when we all meet up for the 1st time j/j mate nice one, I've got me uni group in stitches now, they all jus read this thread
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PMSL all part of the show

no im not into kinky shit just bored and thought of it......
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fair play fella
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anymore? i cant think im too tired
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Wrong Bob very wrong dude
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at least he didn't say feather duster
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