Roy Keane is apparently releasing a record for xmas:

“ROY KEANE’S PARTING SONG”

Mama, just kicked a man.
There's a screw loose in my head,
Because I tried to break his leg,
Strachan, the seasons just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Smithy! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
He makes me want to sigh!
They'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
Carry On, Carry On,
The whole teams just in tatters.

Too late, my time is done,
Tried to run the Man U squad,
Co’s everyone know’s that I’m a God,
Goodbye Alex Fergie, I've got to go,
Got to leave your team behind,
'cos I'm a twat!
Fergie! Ooh -ooh - ooh
Please don’t start to Cry,
I sometimes wish I'd never been so blessed at all.
(guitar solo)

(Opera Section)
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
Darren Fletcher! Darren Fletcher
HE'S JUST SO USELESS AND SO SLOW!
Rooney & Ruud fighting, very very frightening indeed!!!
WHERE IS RIO ?,
Where is Rio?,
WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,
Because Wes Brown’s far too slow!
He's far too slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
I'm just a headcase, nobody loves me!
HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON FERGIE !
SPARE CELTIC THE WHINES FROM HIS RANTINGS IF YOU PLEASE!
Here it comes, Open goal – ALAN SMITH must score.
HE WILL NOT!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE.........
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
Has he really stubbed his toe ?
Beelzebub take the other Neville from my side,
Oh Please
Oh Please,
Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase
(Guitar riff)

So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
Would I F*ck Alex Fergie and leave him to die?
Oh baby,
Even though I seem crazy,
I'm Roy the ex Red, rich, thick and madder each year.

(Slow bit)
All the players I've Slaughtered .....even poor Scholes’y !
Now I've got no Club to Spoil...........I just want to f*ck them up, you see ?
Tell me where did Gordon Strachan go ?

 

Real Tears

 

Fookin Quality...

 

How apt that you "Freddy Mercury" (magic) should post

 

PMSL thats class and Billabong good point

 

lol....there's me thinking Bills been quiet lately with his jokes

Very good

Katie

 

Like that. . . . and i'm a UNITED fan ! Makes a change to laugh at ourselves, we usually just laugh at Man Shitty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have to much time on your hands Bill

mike

 

UP FOR AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete...

 

pete

don't tell me he is a plastic man u fan

 

Oh AJ......

 

He SURE IS my friend....


Pete..

 

Ok ok - not a bad rhyme (Bill your a coont)

BUT - still a big loss for utd imo