Jack daniels
13-11-2005, 01:22 AM
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Jack daniels
Has a lot to answer for!
Got off with a couple of birds far too young for me (like im not even sure they were legal) in some dodgy nigtclub down by the beach, fook knows how they got in there in the first place, and ive just got home and have no idea at all whjere my phone is and ive got a vague recolection that ive just let my mates little sisters friend toss me off in the car on the way home
My head is pounding like fook and im really not looking forward to waking up an seeing what it feels ike then
not felt this rough fora long time
if anyone gets a rnadom cal from my phone, its not me
b
Got off with a couple of birds far too young for me (like im not even sure they were legal) in some dodgy nigtclub down by the beach, fook knows how they got in there in the first place, and ive just got home and have no idea at all whjere my phone is and ive got a vague recolection that ive just let my mates little sisters friend toss me off in the car on the way home
My head is pounding like fook and im really not looking forward to waking up an seeing what it feels ike then
not felt this rough fora long time
if anyone gets a rnadom cal from my phone, its not me
b
13-11-2005, 01:27 AM
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Oh dear, by the sound of it you wernt ordering it by the shot, but by the bottle!
Think of it this way mate. u may have lost ur fone, but at least u got a hand job!
Think of it this way mate. u may have lost ur fone, but at least u got a hand job!
13-11-2005, 01:31 AM
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Had abottle ofit ay my mates flat beweofe we went out and must havedone best part of an optic of it too at the club, all thecujts i was with just kept handing me it all night
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13-11-2005, 01:35 AM
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Re: Jack daniels
Originally Posted by chip-3door
...ive got a vague recolection that ive just let my mates little sisters friend toss me off in the car on the way home...
Can safely say I've never been quite THAT bad on vodka, even after a litre!
13-11-2005, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Cowboi
chip a motto for u mate!
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
dont worry about the boyfriend, just run him down in the custard cossie!
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
dont worry about the boyfriend, just run him down in the custard cossie!
13-11-2005, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by XRT_si
call me a silly billy....but whats an optic
i ONLY do by the bottle
i ONLY do by the bottle
13-11-2005, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Cowboi
so ur mates little sisters friend now has her brown wings im guessing?
13-11-2005, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan B
Originally Posted by XRT_si
call me a silly billy....but whats an optic
i ONLY do by the bottle
i ONLY do by the bottle
13-11-2005, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Dan B
Originally Posted by XRT_si
call me a silly billy....but whats an optic
i ONLY do by the bottle
i ONLY do by the bottle
Don't envy your hangover in the morning!
13-11-2005, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Cowboi
if i was you i'd get a few pints of water down ur neck!
and follow them with a nice kebab!
and follow them with a nice kebab!
think it mgiht be foe the best if it dont drive up the kevav shop rifht now!
13-11-2005, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Cowboi
if i was you i'd get a few pints of water down ur neck!
and follow them with a nice kebab!
and follow them with a nice kebab!
think it mgiht be foe the best if it dont drive up the kevav shop rifht now!
and if he dont let him know u cant be held responsable for the concequences!
13-11-2005, 07:10 AM
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Ohhhhhhh Jack D,s has a lot to answer for with me as well lol
Cut a long story short fell into 6 front gardens tried hitting on a married woman had to look after my mate as he was in a worse state than me and took 5 hours to get home which was only 20 mins away
Oh and forgot where i left my car too
Cut a long story short fell into 6 front gardens tried hitting on a married woman had to look after my mate as he was in a worse state than me and took 5 hours to get home which was only 20 mins away
Oh and forgot where i left my car too
13-11-2005, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
amazinly i still seem to be able to see straignt. onlh one keybroad, although screen is litte fuzzyy
scared to go to sleep cause know whati t will feel like in mroning!
scared to go to sleep cause know whati t will feel like in mroning!
, Yeah ya spelling was impeccable there Chip
13-11-2005, 09:08 AM
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Looks like Itsmeagain all over again
Its great what you imagine when drunk
The truth...(Chip)
Went to a bar on my own after drinking at home half the day,then went to club and sat in the corner...drinking much JD.....i thought 2 youngs girls came over and i got off with them only to find they were young boys and later found out i was in a gay club.Got taxi home and cant remember clearly but i am sure i let the driver wank me off fore the fare,i think he went to spit but i said no swallow thats your tip.
ROFL
Its great what you imagine when drunk
The truth...(Chip)
Went to a bar on my own after drinking at home half the day,then went to club and sat in the corner...drinking much JD.....i thought 2 youngs girls came over and i got off with them only to find they were young boys and later found out i was in a gay club.Got taxi home and cant remember clearly but i am sure i let the driver wank me off fore the fare,i think he went to spit but i said no swallow thats your tip.
ROFL
13-11-2005, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
Looks like Itsmeagain all over again
Its great what you imagine when drunk
The truth...(Chip)
Went to a bar on my own after drinking at home half the day,then went to club and sat in the corner...drinking much JD.....i thought 2 youngs girls came over and i got off with them only to find they were young boys and later found out i was in a gay club.Got taxi home and cant remember clearly but i am sure i let the driver wank me off fore the fare,i think he went to spit but i said no swallow thats your tip.
ROFL
Its great what you imagine when drunk
The truth...(Chip)
Went to a bar on my own after drinking at home half the day,then went to club and sat in the corner...drinking much JD.....i thought 2 youngs girls came over and i got off with them only to find they were young boys and later found out i was in a gay club.Got taxi home and cant remember clearly but i am sure i let the driver wank me off fore the fare,i think he went to spit but i said no swallow thats your tip.
ROFL
regards mark