Has a lot to answer for!

Got off with a couple of birds far too young for me (like im not even sure they were legal) in some dodgy nigtclub down by the beach, fook knows how they got in there in the first place, and ive just got home and have no idea at all whjere my phone is and ive got a vague recolection that ive just let my mates little sisters friend toss me off in the car on the way home

My head is pounding like fook and im really not looking forward to waking up an seeing what it feels ike then

not felt this rough fora long time

if anyone gets a rnadom cal from my phone, its not me
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