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11-11-2005, 11:04 AM

DaveEscos

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F*cking Idiots!

Last week I was reccomended to go to a place to have my clifford alarm looked at. Got there, bloke went, yeah I had one of these etc....

oh, nice I thought. Semed an ok bloke.. no bullshit etc... OH HOW FOOKING WRONG WAS I ON THE BULLSHIT

I leave thee with a few quotes from this guy.. needless to say, I wont be returning! I managed to sort it myself. Fair play, he gave me his time etc and advice (pmsl) but some of the things he said......

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not

Yeah, I had one of these brand new when it came out. Spent £30k on it

This bloke was no older than 30 years old.. you do the maths

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not

whats that

Points to my SECS install

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Originally Posted by I said, not

engine monitor, like a pectel monitor

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not

I used to have an rs500.. all pectel'd up with one of them

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Originally Posted by I said, not

oh yeah, one like this

taking my pectel monitor out of the glove box

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not

yeah but.. no but.. yeah but... thats the one

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Originally Posted by I said, not

rs500? running all 8 injectors?

NOW THIS IS THE BEST BIT

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke

naaah, running 16 'jectors' twin fuel system isnt it

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Originally Posted by I thought, not

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not

you know the best thing you can do to one of these?

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Originally Posted by I thought to myself, not

no, go on......

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke enthusiastically piped, not

Fit methanol.. you can really feel it kick in

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Originally Posted by I sighed, not

right, im off.. thanks for your time

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Originally Posted by alarm bloke threw in, not

and a fifth injector

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Originally Posted by Moi

JESUS christ!

all the above is true apart from me taking the lords name in vain(sic)!

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11-11-2005, 11:07 AM

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LOL @ 16 injectors then a further 5th injector.....

Pics of STFU!!

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11-11-2005, 11:08 AM

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lol

remember the bloke i sold my fez to - said he used to have one running 5 bieges!! i took the money and ran!

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11-11-2005, 11:08 AM

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It's far easier to nod and agree with these people. Then you tell your mates about the goon and laugh until your sides split.

You just can't argue with these people they will swear black is blue.

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11-11-2005, 11:09 AM

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sure it wasnt just you chaving to yourself in the mirror

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11-11-2005, 11:12 AM

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I have to agree with everything the alarm bloke says!!!

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11-11-2005, 11:13 AM

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Did you get it done in essex?

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11-11-2005, 11:15 AM

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andy, i didnt have anything done, but yes... it was in essex

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11-11-2005, 11:17 AM

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PMSL best use of quote system ever

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11-11-2005, 11:17 AM

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Pmsl

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11-11-2005, 11:19 AM

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11-11-2005, 11:20 AM

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It's like the famous "my mate had an RS500, you know, the one that had 500bhp"

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11-11-2005, 11:21 AM

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Proper funny what a plank

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11-11-2005, 11:22 AM

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No way!!!!!!!!

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11-11-2005, 11:24 AM

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all the above is true apart from me taking the lords name in vain(sic)!

That bit got me! ROFL

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11-11-2005, 11:25 AM

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11-11-2005, 11:25 AM

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I'm sure that guy posts here sometimes!

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11-11-2005, 11:27 AM

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Do you feel like you've been re-educated now David?

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11-11-2005, 11:27 AM

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the Alarm guy wasnt Andy or Darren was it?

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11-11-2005, 11:28 AM

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so he knew his stuff then

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11-11-2005, 11:30 AM

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Andy, no it wasnt... thank god!

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11-11-2005, 11:33 AM

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tosser.I been looking for a new car and some of the shit these sales guys come out with is unbelievable,power etc and how fast they are.I guess they dont actually read spec sheets or drive them. Estate agents are also fookin funny

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11-11-2005, 11:45 AM

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Andy, no it wasnt... thank god!

Good cos im sure they both know better than that (well can vouch for Darren)

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11-11-2005, 11:46 AM

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yeah, he fitted all my security.. nice bloke!

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11-11-2005, 11:49 AM

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like the guy i had tell me his ERST had 280bhp, running a standard t3..

infact he thought the standard t3 turbo was an upgraded item on the car.. i darent ask him what it had on previously

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11-11-2005, 12:34 PM

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dear me , almost feel ashamed to come from essex

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11-11-2005, 12:39 PM

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11-11-2005, 12:43 PM

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simply enchaaaaanting

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11-11-2005, 12:45 PM

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11-11-2005, 12:46 PM

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if ya have anymore alarm probs gimme a shout, the guy who does all my gear is top man round here

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11-11-2005, 12:49 PM

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16 ''jectors init''

How did you keep your face straight

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11-11-2005, 12:54 PM

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people like this make my day

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11-11-2005, 01:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GARETH T

people like this make my day

Me too, as when people start bullshitting like that, I can't help myself but tell them they're talking out of their arse and explain in ful detail precisely why

. Perpetuated bollocks annoys the hell out of me, and I'm afraid I go into "lecture mode"