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An Irishman applies for a job, but the foreman won't employ him until he
passes a little maths test.
"Here's your first question, the foreman said"
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Irishman says,
"Dat is easy."
and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Haven't you got a brain? Tree and tree and tree makes nine," says the
Irishman
"Fair enough," says the boss.
"Here's your second question.
Apply the same rules using the number 99, this time."
The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge
"Dere you go."
The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, dat's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat equals 99.
"The boss starts getting worried that he's actually going to have to give
the Irishman the job, so he says,"All right,
final question, same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dere you go.
One hundred."
The boss looks at the illustration and bursts out:
"You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
WAIT FOR IT WAIT
Whereby the Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree, saying: "A little dog came along and crapped by each tree.
So now you've got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty
tree and a turd, dat makes one hundred. ... So, when doI be starting the
job?!"
passes a little maths test.
"Here's your first question, the foreman said"
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Irishman says,
"Dat is easy."
and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Haven't you got a brain? Tree and tree and tree makes nine," says the
Irishman
"Fair enough," says the boss.
"Here's your second question.
Apply the same rules using the number 99, this time."
The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge
"Dere you go."
The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, dat's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat equals 99.
"The boss starts getting worried that he's actually going to have to give
the Irishman the job, so he says,"All right,
final question, same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dere you go.
One hundred."
The boss looks at the illustration and bursts out:
"You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
WAIT FOR IT WAIT
Whereby the Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree, saying: "A little dog came along and crapped by each tree.
So now you've got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty
tree and a turd, dat makes one hundred. ... So, when doI be starting the
job?!"
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My god, reposts are sooooo funny!
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Been posted before mate
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P.s Don't try and tell this joke in a pub by heart....You'll end up looking as big a twat as i did when you fuck it up lol
I must have said 'No wait, hang on....OH YEAH THATS IT!........' about 30 times lol
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Been posted before mate
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P.s Don't try and tell this joke in a pub by heart....You'll end up looking as big a twat as i did when you fuck it up lol
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