Man gets 12 months for roadside dog buggery! :cry:
31-10-2005, 03:05 PM
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Man gets 12 months for roadside dog buggery! :cry:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb606/F2241577?thread=1247780
That's hilarious, absolutely hilarious!
"I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me"
That's hilarious, absolutely hilarious!
"I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me"
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31-10-2005, 03:23 PM
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This made me cry with laughter
I used to live in Huddersfield and can categorically add ive never been raped by a dog on a public highway.
Im classier than that, you got to expect to at least get them a drink first, or a sausage then maybe back to mine for afters LMAO
Im classier than that, you got to expect to at least get them a drink first, or a sausage then maybe back to mine for afters LMAO
31-10-2005, 03:27 PM
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Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness
31-10-2005, 03:48 PM
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Nothing to say apart from where it allegedly happened, in Marsh, its baout 5 mins drive from my house
31-10-2005, 03:56 PM
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she's ruff
it gives a different meaning to the saying 'i pulled a right dog last night'
i think he must have got 'dogging' mixed up with involving real dogs
i think he must have got 'dogging' mixed up with involving real dogs
31-10-2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: she's ruff
Originally Posted by morcheen
it gives a different meaning to the saying 'i pulled a right dog last night'
i think he must have got 'dogging' mixed up with involving real dogs
i think he must have got 'dogging' mixed up with involving real dogs
31-10-2005, 04:10 PM
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"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway
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31-10-2005, 04:13 PM
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Stolen courtesy of said link:
News from Yorskhire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness.
THIS bit gets me the most!:"The dog pulled my trousers down."
ROFLMFAO! Oh my fuckin sides!
News from Yorskhire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness.
THIS bit gets me the most!:"The dog pulled my trousers down."
ROFLMFAO! Oh my fuckin sides!
31-10-2005, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Nah, if it was phil it would have been a rottweiler.
Phil would have just left him....... eh Mike !
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