for these so sad jokes but hey i though they was funny

My wife's gone to the West Indies
> > > > > -Jamaica?
> > > > > -No, she went of her own accord.
> > > > >
> > > > > that's the original one, now prepare for a deluge of
> > > > > variations....
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone to the Indian coast
> > > > > -Goa?
> > > > > -Phwoar! I'll say!
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
> > > > > -Is she Russian?
> > > > > -No, she's taking her time.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone to Northern Italy
> > > > > -Genoa?
> > > > > -I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's had an accident on a volcano
> > > > > -Krakatoa?
> > > > > -No. She broke her leg.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
> > > > > -Caracas
> > > > > -Yes, absolutely loopy
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone to the Welsh border.
> > > > > -Wye?
> > > > > -Search me.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.
> > > > > -Kew?
> > > > > -Yes, it was rather busy.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone to Malawi
> > > > > -Lilongwe?
> > > > > -Yes, about 5000 miles
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos
> > > > > -Inkhazi?
> > > > > -Yes, constantly.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
> > > > > -Seoul?
> > > > > -No, R&B
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
> > > > > -Qatar?
> > > > > -Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
> > > > > -Singapore?
> > > > > -Terrible. And the rest of the band sucked too.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife went on a sailing course in Poole
> > > > > -In Dorset?
> > > > > -Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.
> > > > >
> > > > > -My wife smoked a joint near Manchester
> > > > > -In Hale?

 

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only kiddin sludgy

 

lol at eagle

i already did

 

 

some good ones there

 

love it

 

i have heard better off my 6 year old lad.

 

 

 

 

time to refresh

 

you git was ready them thinking there funny not heard them before



then saw i had allready posted then realized the dates

 

 

ah well, good fun still then eh