Things to do to newbies at work!
05-10-2005, 08:26 AM
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Things to do to newbies at work!
Got a new lad working here, and a new receptionist, we need ideas to keep em occupied...such as ordering black photcopying paper, glass hammer etc!
Ideas people, we need to keep em busy all day!
Ideas people, we need to keep em busy all day!
05-10-2005, 08:31 AM
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Oh yeah, we got the lad in to help in stores dept, we sell water meters, gas meters etc, and the girl is just in to help with admin phones etc! 
05-10-2005, 08:48 AM
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Call in and ask for Mike Hunt or Ben Dover. When she gets on the intercom and starts asking for them it'll be pretty funny. Tell the dude you need him to call around for some Falopian tube for a gass meter.
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05-10-2005, 09:58 AM
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A few years back we got an apprentice at work, he was being lippy so one of the engineers followed him into the toilet where he proceeded to take a dump. The guy got a little pot of meths, chucked it under the door and lit it... we could here the screems from the other side of the factory 
(no one was hurt btw)
(no one was hurt btw)
05-10-2005, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulCossie
A few years back we got an apprentice at work, he was being lippy so one of the engineers followed him into the toilet where he proceeded to take a dump. The guy got a little pot of meths, chucked it under the door and lit it... we could here the screems from the other side of the factory
(no one was hurt btw)
(no one was hurt btw)
05-10-2005, 12:19 PM
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Back when i was an apprentice, they tried to old can you go to the stores and ask for a long wait, so buggered off to the stores, told'em can i come in am after along wait, to which i sat down read the papers and had a few cups of tea after about a hour or so the fitter who sent me came looking, was quite pissed off that i played him at his game, told me to go do some work
after about a hour or so the fitter who sent me came looking, was quite pissed off that i played him at his game, told me to go do some work
05-10-2005, 12:23 PM
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Get him to order a lONG WIEGHT, say it's for the suspention, or a left handed screw driver, Glass hamer, lots of them but can remeber, also see if he will fall for grinder sparks.
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