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21-09-2005, 05:26 PM
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FPMSL @ this Joke :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Three tortoises, Mick,Andy and Roy, All Decide to go on a picnic.
Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sndwiches.
The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there, Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Okay Roy, Give me the bottle opener," He says.
"I didntn't bring it," says Roy " I thought you'd packed it."
Mick gets worried; he turns to Andy and says, " Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally, Andy didn't bring it, So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.
Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it.
But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches if he leaves them.
After two hours of bickering, and them swearing on there lives that they will not eat the sarnies,Roy agrees to go back.
So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.
Twenty days pass an still he isn't back and mick and Andy are starving, but they remember their promise and stay away from the sandwiches.
Another five days and he still isn't back,But a promise is a promise.
Finally , they can't take it any longer, So they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat them, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts
"I knew it...I'm not fuking going now, you bastards!"
Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sndwiches.
The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there, Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Okay Roy, Give me the bottle opener," He says.
"I didntn't bring it," says Roy " I thought you'd packed it."
Mick gets worried; he turns to Andy and says, " Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally, Andy didn't bring it, So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.
Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it.
But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches if he leaves them.
After two hours of bickering, and them swearing on there lives that they will not eat the sarnies,Roy agrees to go back.
So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.
Twenty days pass an still he isn't back and mick and Andy are starving, but they remember their promise and stay away from the sandwiches.
Another five days and he still isn't back,But a promise is a promise.
Finally , they can't take it any longer, So they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat them, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts
"I knew it...I'm not fuking going now, you bastards!"
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