SPIDERS it was fookin HUGE
09-09-2005, 07:13 PM
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loving the way jeremy keeps on beadling about this post 
i'd be bricking it if i found any of thiose spiders above in my house like, twat them with anything to hand i reckon... that or leg it
i'd be bricking it if i found any of thiose spiders above in my house like, twat them with anything to hand i reckon... that or leg it
10-09-2005, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
from the bbc : Panicked householders should calm down, said a Dard spokeswoman. Tegenaria Gigantea is a harmless, large sheet web spider - she's just looking for a winter home.
"Unfortunately for them, the dry warm conditions in modern houses tend to cause desiccation and death.
But the spokeswoman said that, if in doubt, members of the public should contact their local environmental health department for advice.
10-09-2005, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Andymancos
Heres one of my little cousins holding my goliath bird eater
In all fairness, if I saw that, i'd go into cardiac arrest !!!!
I would need a flamethrower !!!!
10-09-2005, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Andymancos
But its only got fangs just over an inch long
LOl m8 that exactly like the 2 i have got
but mine i dont carry about
I have a few u can pick up but my Goliaths no way there pure evil
10-09-2005, 01:13 PM
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[quote="Andymancos"]Heres one of my little cousins holding my goliath bird eater
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You've got to be joking surely?
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/runaway.wav
Drop it? I'd fooking throw the beast.
In all seriousness though I think I would shit my fooking pants if that was within eyesight of me.
[/quoteYou've got to be joking surely?
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/runaway.wav
Drop it? I'd fooking throw the beast.
In all seriousness though I think I would shit my fooking pants if that was within eyesight of me.
10-09-2005, 02:52 PM
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LOL there ok if you pick em up proper the pic with my cousin is really just the fresh skin it shed 
theres no way i would ever place the goliath in anybodys hands like that like you said there pure evil
theres no way i would ever place the goliath in anybodys hands like that like you said there pure evil
10-09-2005, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Andymancos
LOL there ok if you pick em up proper the pic with my cousin is really just the fresh skin it shed theres no way i would ever place the goliath in anybodys hands like that like you said there pure evil
theres no way i would ever place the goliath in anybodys hands like that like you said there pure evilNo way m8 that aint no skin my yougest Goliath just shed into a male 2 days ago
whats left of the rear is just a flappy bit of skin
10-09-2005, 07:23 PM
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FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK the size of that, jesus christ speachless 
that would fuck you up if it ever got angry!!
fuck that for a pet
that would fuck you up if it ever got angry!! fuck that for a pet
10-09-2005, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Andymancos
LOL there ok if you pick em up proper the pic with my cousin is really just the fresh skin it shed theres no way i would ever place the goliath in anybodys hands like that like you said there pure evil
theres no way i would ever place the goliath in anybodys hands like that like you said there pure evilWas just about to say,why the fuck is he so placid..
If you even poked mine with a stick he would take it of you and beat the shit out of you.....
10-09-2005, 07:35 PM
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Mate of mine who works in the safari park has got an African King Baboon spider,now that is one evil fooker,can hinge its abdomen in the middle and rears up and spits venom at you through half inch fangs..
Reputed to be the worlds most aggresive spider.....
Reputed to be the worlds most aggresive spider.....
10-09-2005, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Andymancos
Heres one of my little cousins holding my goliath bird eater
I used to be scared of all spiders....but was made to hold one at some get over your fear thing at longleat after having a boa constrictor wrapped around my neck and a scorpion on my arm
They say you swallow an average of 7 spiders in your lifetime......which is why I sleep face down.
10-09-2005, 10:28 PM
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I'm glad I'm not the only one getting a lot of theses big fookers this year I get at least 1 BIG bastid a night, sometimes 2.
I had 2 tonight, one was running up the stairs which the mrs allerted me too. After that came down stairs and one was looking at me on the wall.
I get at least 1 BIG bastid a night, sometimes 2.I had 2 tonight, one was running up the stairs which the mrs allerted me too. After that came down stairs and one was looking at me on the wall.
11-09-2005, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by badcompany
your all mad pets them .... 
WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE IN THE DARK IN BARE FEET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN...
WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE IN THE DARK IN BARE FEET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN...
What the fuck do you feed those monsters ?? Baby snakes ? Pigoens ?
11-09-2005, 12:48 PM
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The spiders in our house have me spooked, I keep thinking they are on me. The other day I was on the sofa again with the GF and she touched the skin on my back with her foot and I took off into the air across the room then the next day she thought it would be hilarious to walk her hand up my back as I was leaning over the side of the sofa but she didn't realise I was picking up a cup of coffee. Everything was soaked.
then the next day she thought it would be hilarious to walk her hand up my back as I was leaning over the side of the sofa but she didn't realise I was picking up a cup of coffee. Everything was soaked.
11-09-2005, 01:16 PM
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King Baboon Spider
Common Group: TARANTULAS & SPIDERS
Common Name: King Baboon Spider
Scientific Name: Citharischilus crawshayi
Distribution: Kenya, Africa
Size: 8 - 9
Behavior
Very aggressive, and VENOMOUS - do not handle. They have 1/2 fangs.
Captive environment
Provide dark hiding places for this species. Keep a large area of moist moss available. Change moist moss every 4-5 days.
When provoked, King Baboons will rear-up on their pencil thick back legs and hiss loudly.
I don't need advice off anyone not to handle that fooker
Common Group: TARANTULAS & SPIDERS
Common Name: King Baboon Spider
Scientific Name: Citharischilus crawshayi
Distribution: Kenya, Africa
Size: 8 - 9
Behavior
Very aggressive, and VENOMOUS - do not handle. They have 1/2 fangs.
Captive environment
Provide dark hiding places for this species. Keep a large area of moist moss available. Change moist moss every 4-5 days.
When provoked, King Baboons will rear-up on their pencil thick back legs and hiss loudly.
I don't need advice off anyone not to handle that fooker
11-09-2005, 01:24 PM
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Goliath
Bird Eater
Theraphosa blondi
This tarantula is indigenous to the rain forest regions of northern South America. This true giant of the spider world is the largest species on earth. Adults have been known to exceed a quarter of a pound in weight with an 11-inch leg span. These animals readily flick painful urticating hairs, and when provoked will bite with their one inch long fangs!
How could you keep such a beast in your home? Do you never think "did I close the lid?"
11-09-2005, 02:07 PM
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I just envisioned one of those ridiculous "pets" crawling down my wall. Id get a spade and willing knock a foot wide hole through a brand new houses wall to kill it.
Fuck that entirely
RW
Fuck that entirely
RW
11-09-2005, 07:36 PM
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I just envisioned one of those ridiculous "pets" crawling down my wall. Id get a spade and willing knock a foot wide hole through a brand new houses wall to kill it.
Fuck that entirely
RW
Fuck that entirely
RW
i will second that
.. 
YOU HAVE MY VOTE
19-09-2005, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Steven_RW
I just envisioned one of those ridiculous "pets" crawling down my wall. Id get a spade and willing knock a foot wide hole through a brand new houses wall to kill it.
Fuck that entirely
RW
Fuck that entirely
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i will second that
.. YOU HAVE MY VOTE
19-09-2005, 06:45 AM
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Seriously, I'd burn the house down Team America stylee. I could see me swinging the baseball bat at that fucker, and it catching it, and then hitting me with it
19-09-2005, 10:43 AM
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I had two of those huge house spiders on my landing last week... I put a pint glass over it. Then I found a smaller one in the spare room, so I captured that and put in in the same pint glass. Nothing happened at first much to my dissapointment
But the next day the smaller of the two was alive and kicking and the bigger one was toast!
But the next day the smaller of the two was alive and kicking and the bigger one was toast!
19-09-2005, 10:48 AM
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I hate spiders ever since I saw that film Aracnaphobia it scared me for life!
I spent months checking behind the toilet for any spiders!!
Can of Lynx and a lighter does the job 
I spent months checking behind the toilet for any spiders!!
Can of Lynx and a lighter does the job
19-09-2005, 10:54 AM
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think is as they get bigger they splat more so it flys everywhere.
but they are huge these days. we found one making nest obve a lamp.
STAMP STAMP
lamp broke but no nest lmao.
but they are huge these days. we found one making nest obve a lamp.
STAMP STAMP
lamp broke but no nest lmao.
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spiders are the reason you should be allowe to keep fire arms in your home
if i saw one of those man eating bird thingys on the wall the fooking wall would be a write off after i got busy with a 12 gauge
thanks for all the pics..................i keep checking under my desk every 2 mins now
if i saw one of those man eating bird thingys on the wall the fooking wall would be a write off after i got busy with a 12 gauge
thanks for all the pics..................i keep checking under my desk every 2 mins now
19-09-2005, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I had two of those huge house spiders on my landing last week... I put a pint glass over it. Then I found a smaller one in the spare room, so I captured that and put in in the same pint glass. Nothing happened at first much to my dissapointment
But the next day the smaller of the two was alive and kicking and the bigger one was toast!
But the next day the smaller of the two was alive and kicking and the bigger one was toast!
Next time, throw some Stella Artois in there m8
P.S. Come on the toffees
19-09-2005, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by jameswrx
I had 2 tonight, one was running up the stairs which the mrs allerted me too. After that came down stairs and one was looking at me on the wall.
" Oi , youve just squashed my missus !!!!! Ill have you , you bastard
"
26-09-2005, 07:57 PM
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last night watching a film lights down low
THIS FOOKER sprints towards the tv "think he needed glasses"
clocks him coss the carpet is a light colour ..jumped up turned the light on
he does a 360 and sprints towards the underside of the chair
DID A RUGBY DIVE WITH THE REMOTE IN HAND
AND NEARLY BROKE 2 FINGERS
but thats 2 nill to me sofar ..
BRING IT ON
26-09-2005, 08:11 PM
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Spiders dont normally bother me but the other wkend i was lying in bed and a massive one ran across my arm i have never moved so fast in my fookin life
i was still kind to it tho and when my heart beat had returned to normal i put it in a glass and chucked it outside (i did have to drink 1/2 pint of water first really quick incase the spider moved pmsl )
i was still kind to it tho and when my heart beat had returned to normal i put it in a glass and chucked it outside
(i did have to drink 1/2 pint of water first really quick incase the spider moved pmsl )
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