...there may be a few or most people on here that think that i may be a little on the camp side and may think i've have had the odd male encounter from time to time but its time to clear the air me thinks!!!

ok.....I may wear tight jeans (a little too tight sometimes ) and i may wear a diamond stud in my ear and i lift my finger when i hold a pint......and yes, i did fool a bloke at chicagos into thinking i was gay so he could buy me shed loads of drinks (which worked by the way!!! )

and i swear i have never been to G A Y in london, i went in there to use the public telephone and got hypnotised by its rythmic vibes but didn't fall for its temptation....

and yes, last time i went to the local strip bar (wagon & horses by the way, for all you bedfordshire people ), i nicked the stripper's sailors hat and danced for her on her pole........she also said i was quite good!!

and YES, it may come across that i have a GAY type taste for camping up cars, but its unintentional.....

but it dosn't mean that i'm ACTUALLY gay......!!! which i'm i'm not by the way!!!! you can ask the bird!!! (actually.....don't........she'll agree with you that i am )

at the next PF meet, come over and say hello to me....don't be shy, i won't bite............HARD!!!

 

aint ready to come out then keith, ill keep quiet

oh and ya forgot to mention you live with another guy

 

attention seeker anyone??

 

i've groped me mates bollox when i was drunk once

Got a black eye for that, he's a bit homophobic

Keith, 3 bottles of barcadi breezer and i'll be your sailor

 

you crack me up Keith

you raving homo

 

OK....I believe you....you're not gay

You're BISEXUAL....

At least it doubles your chances of getting laid

FPMSL

 

na keith aont got a chance with animal, vegtable or mineral

he has to get his right hand drunk aswell

 

FPMSL!

LOL @ tillio

 

i bet he sits 20 mins it as well so it will go numb

 

well thats just confirmed it beyond any reasonalbe doubt

 

3 others...actually!!!

 

If it doesn't have a butt pelt.....Keith is in there

 

3 guys, fook me ya must have a arsehole like the eurotunnel

oh sorry in forgot ya not "gay"