Jim Green

This was brilliant, if you can try to picture it.......

Was sat in the stand on the pit straight, watching the Touring Car Session.
A couple of rows in front of me, was a wife/girlfriend sat down watching the session too....... Husband/Boyfriend was stood at the front of the stand, "Supposedly watching the Touring Car session too.. "

In front of the stand, is where everyone walks past when they come from where the tunnel exits and turn right. So...... Everyone in the stand is watching the cars come from left to right..... (Heads moving from left to right) Everyone except this girls Husband/Boyfriend...... His head is going from Right to Left. WATCHING ALL THE TASTY BIRDS WALK PAST

Suddenly his missus/girlfriend clocks what he's doing and says in her loudest voice "Don't think I don't know what your watching".......... F-cking nearly pissed myself laughing. Brilliant and totally clocked by his missus/girlfriend.

Moral of the story : If you watching the totty and not the cars, make sure you watch the totty travelling in the same direction as the cars.

You stand out too much when your head is going in the totally opposite direction to everyone elses.....

As I left the stand, I just had to pat the guy on his back back and say "You were well and truely clocked by your missus matey"..... He just laughed and said "I know".

Graceland

there was some delightfull fangita there wasnt there just

Jim Green

Ohhhh Definatley Gracie.

Was very easy to get distracted from the track action. Did it many times, (But I'm single so no probs).

Matey Boy obviously wasn't single and got clocked by his missus/girlfriend. (Might well be single now though.....

Anonymous

My mrs always points out the tasty birds to me when they walk past, so that i dont miss any.

Lamb Souvla

Same here, my Mrs has got used to me looking, and points the birds out, at the end of the day, I dont stare and drool, and I go home with my Mrs, so whats the harm.

Jim Green

Obviously Matey Boy's missus isn't quite as understanding...

Anonymous

My mrs currently has a "bit on the side" who is a fit 18 year old bird, and she is always bringing birds home for me to poke.
Bisexual birds definately have their advantages

Jim Green

Send a decent on my way Chip........ No problem finding them, but it's finding a decent one thats hard

Anonymous

Decent?

Who wants a decent girl when they can have an indecent one?

Jim Green

Mmmmm, never thought of that. Ok, send me one of each and I'll make the decision later......

Dean Saff

pmsl

Spax

Fooking Brilliant

Sum tasty birds there yesterday