This Properly made me laugh this morning.

In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a brutally awful looking whopper of a fat lady. After several minutes in to the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That French son of a b*tch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".

The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thought - "That bastard Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again.

 

 

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apmsl

 

Nice 1 mate!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh and by the way 5-4!!!!!

"why dow yow comne and `av a beer wiv us"

Pete..

 

hahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

Class!

 

ROFL