St3V3_C

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
> her thimble fell into the river.
>
> When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are
> you crying?"
>
> The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
> that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their
> family.
>
> The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble
> set with pearls.
>
> "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
>
> The seamstress replied, "No."
>
> The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
> ringed with sapphires.
>
> "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
>
> Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
>
> The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
>
> "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
>
> The seamstress replied, "Yes."
>
> The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
> thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
>
> Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the
> riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the
> water.
>
> When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you
> crying?"
>
> "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
>
> The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.
>
> "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
>
> "Yes," cried the seamstress.
>
> The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
>
> The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
> misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would
> have come up with Tom Cruise.
> Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had
> I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in
> the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three
> husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
>
> The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and
> honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.
>
> That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
>

TheBishMan

No way....she said it cos she wanted to get rid of her hubby!!