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Old 01-07-2005, 08:21 PM
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Default FAO - Any murderers - serious criminals

So come on, own up, anyone been a naughty boy/girl!? with 12K+ users, suerly theres a few bad'uns amongst
Old 01-07-2005, 08:22 PM
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Im sure there is, anyone done time too?


As for me ermmmmm

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Old 01-07-2005, 08:24 PM
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im curantly on the run from the local libruary for noit returning a book about king snakes from 1994
Old 01-07-2005, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by b19bal
im curantly on the run from the local libruary for noit returning a book about king snakes from 1994
BEat me to it. I was just about to say I had a late library book once.
Old 01-07-2005, 08:27 PM
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im being serious though
Old 01-07-2005, 08:29 PM
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Maybe you should have taken a spelling book out, judging by that post Ginge!


Oh and i know thats rich coming from me
Old 01-07-2005, 08:44 PM
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I shot biggie 2pac 4 ever
Old 01-07-2005, 08:51 PM
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ive got alot of "no further action " but neveractually beemn convicted

good old " ive been advised my my soliciter to not coment at this time "

one of em was fooking well serious too

but then now im gonna get my payback for dangerous driving
Old 01-07-2005, 08:54 PM
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Ain't never been caught for nothing no! Can't tell you what it is obviously but I reckon i'd have a record!

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Old 01-07-2005, 08:56 PM
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Oh I think I have 4 or 5 parking tickets I aint ever paid....
Old 01-07-2005, 08:56 PM
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i have an unpaid parking ticket
im gna do a runner and live in spain so they cant get me for it
ronny biggs eat your heart out
Old 01-07-2005, 08:58 PM
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Ronny Biggs, he aint got shit on Lord Lucan! (sp)
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i got fooking loads of em on my old erst, i stuck the plate on me orion when the orions tax ran out and never had the cash to tax it adn i wrote the turbo off

think i got about 20 of em roughly, also as i never registered the erst in my name i used to try and get flashed by speed cameras to test em out

never got caught for that and i done that for 6 fooking months belive it or not , cant belive the things ive done now actually

BUT IM GETTING DONE FOR DANGEROUS DRIVING AND IM INOCENT
Old 01-07-2005, 09:02 PM
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No comment on what i have done but i think i have a murder in me before i snuff it
Old 01-07-2005, 09:03 PM
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oh and i gpot a bus lane fine that ive just wrote off to transport for london and said ive never owned this vehicle in my life, go fook off

thats on me cabrio too

but parking tickets and bus lanes are real laws, just civil and out to get ya moey with no chance if ya a man of straw like me
Old 01-07-2005, 09:05 PM
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Ginge driving round with no insurance or in a dodgy motor aint that hardcore, trust me 1 in 5 do it!

Spadge, fair play to ya! ROFL Remind me not to get on the wrong side of you if we meet!
Old 01-07-2005, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SPADGE
No comment on what i have done but i think i have a murder in me before i snuff it
you and i share very similar thoughts . enuff said
Old 01-07-2005, 09:22 PM
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Ginge driving round with no insurance or in a dodgy motor aint that hardcore, trust me 1 in 5 do it!
mate i wasnt talking about that, i was talking about stucking the plates from a mecury grey rs turbo on to a 1.6i ford orion in grey, its not eve the same fooking car so such a fooking tug

ive done alot of bad things in my time as most other people have, this is ment to be a piss take post not a post to see who can piss up the wall the highest

if that was the case i got a outstanding warrant curantly as i aint got the time to visit northampton nick for a interveiw about a situation and when i get time the copper is never at fooking work

but its such a stupid charge im not bothered
Old 01-07-2005, 09:24 PM
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I was fined a tenner in 1988 for riding my road going motorcross bike on a path through a wood, wish now that when I saw the copper I had turned around and legged it!!

does that make me a hardcore crim then??

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i used to know a very close mate who had murdered 2 people but hes now dead as he got murdered himself

but then everyones's got "a mate" like that
Old 01-07-2005, 09:27 PM
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Ginge, no mates like that, but I know someone who's got out of the foreign legion if that counts He didn't get in there for nothing surely, but I don't know what it was
Old 01-07-2005, 09:28 PM
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lol I was taking the piss mate, thats what a copper said to me the other night when I got stopped on the way back from GT Battle!

Ironic, as i'm an insurance broker! lol

P.S. I aint got a mate like that!
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Originally Posted by SPADGE
No comment on what i have done but i think i have a murder in me before i snuff it
Spagde, your scary

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Originally Posted by the youth
I was fined a tenner in 1988 for riding my road going motorcross bike on a path through a wood, wish now that when I saw the copper I had turned around and legged it!!

does that make me a hardcore crim then??

Steve
i got a 20 quid fine for going through a red light when i was 16, also i got one for shooting a police car 7 times with my air gun and got a 75 quid fine

25 was tha actual fine and 50 quid was for saying out loud " is that all", wasnt ment like that, i was told i would get 1000 quid fine or custodial sentance so 25 quid fine was well fooked up

ill never forget the look of disapointment on my dads face when i said that, he just looked at me then put his head in his hands in disgust
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i killed a woman before crimbo last year
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you live in brockwell mate, where the lasted peice of bling is gold plated leg tags

hence why ya always home at 7
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Originally Posted by Graceland
i killed a woman before crimbo last year
NO......Gracey, she killed herself
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actually no, she layed there, i and my driver did the deed unwittingly
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Originally Posted by Graceland
i killed a woman before crimbo last year
Now are you being serious, or taking the piss.... I can't tell
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yeah gracy is the real killer but its was a accident, just like all the flies on my bonnet
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I sailed with a South African Electrician last year who did 3 years for shooting a Burglar in the head with a Glock.

He only got a custodial scentence because he fired into the air first... Hence making the shooting pre-meditated.

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i have been a very very very naughty boy before.............but i am trying my hardest to behave at the mo for my kids sake!

my record sheet is like war and peace

and no i am not revealing all

its not big and its certainly not clever and the money i have paid to the courts over the years.............i could probably buy a fookin enzo


and SPADGE.......its not the doing it(that bits easy), its the living with it afterwards


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I reckon the latest criminal act lately is.....

.....Nike Air Jerusalems by Sticky Paul!!! If that dont deserve time I dunno what does!!!
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damn ........................ima must be $hitting himself

dude, that weren't you on that fookin grassy knoll too was it
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i would like to know,who killed bamby? did they ever find out?
my criminal career started badly at the age of 10,caught and given a lecture by the top copper,and an almighty beating from my old man,so ended my criminal career
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yes thats ur lot

i am tryin to get a copy of my record to get a licence to wrok the doors again
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Originally Posted by Doug Stirling
Originally Posted by SPADGE
No comment on what i have done but i think i have a murder in me before i snuff it
Spagde, your scary

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Come near my car with anything remotely 'bufty' Doug and you'll be top of my 'Hit list'


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