PMSL sorry of this has been posted! SHOWERING!!!
29-06-2005, 06:35 PM
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PMSL sorry of this has been posted! SHOWERING!!!
How to shower like a woman…
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Take off clothing and put in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and colours
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to go on diet
Get in shower
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo, enriched with 43 vitamins
Wash hair again just to make sure it’s clean
Condition hair with grapefruit and mint conditioner, enhanced with avacado oil
Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red
Shave armpits and legs
Turn off shower
Wipe down all wet surfaces in shower and spray mould spots with Cillit Bang
Get out of shower and dry with towel the size of a bedsheet
Wrap hair in super-absorbant towel and return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown with towel turban on head
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh
.................................................. .....................................
How to shower like a man…
Take off clothing and throw in corner of room
Walk naked along to the bathroom
If you see wife along the way, shake knob making ‘whoo hoo’ noises
Look at manly physique in mirror – admire size of knob and scratch balls
Get in shower
Wash face and armpits
Blow nose in hands, and rinse under shower
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower
Spend majority of time washing knob and surrounding area
Wash your arse, leaving coarse hairs stuck in soap
Shampoo hair making shampoo Mohawk
Piss, rinse off and get out of shower
Partially dry off, fail to notice puddle of water on floor
Admire size of knob in mirror once more
Return to bedroom with towel wrapped around waist
If you pass wife, pull off the towel, shake knob making ‘whoo hoo’ noises
Throw wet towel on bed
.................................................. ........................................
Take off clothing and put in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and colours
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to go on diet
Get in shower
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo, enriched with 43 vitamins
Wash hair again just to make sure it’s clean
Condition hair with grapefruit and mint conditioner, enhanced with avacado oil
Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red
Shave armpits and legs
Turn off shower
Wipe down all wet surfaces in shower and spray mould spots with Cillit Bang
Get out of shower and dry with towel the size of a bedsheet
Wrap hair in super-absorbant towel and return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown with towel turban on head
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh
.................................................. .....................................
How to shower like a man…
Take off clothing and throw in corner of room
Walk naked along to the bathroom
If you see wife along the way, shake knob making ‘whoo hoo’ noises
Look at manly physique in mirror – admire size of knob and scratch balls
Get in shower
Wash face and armpits
Blow nose in hands, and rinse under shower
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower
Spend majority of time washing knob and surrounding area
Wash your arse, leaving coarse hairs stuck in soap
Shampoo hair making shampoo Mohawk
Piss, rinse off and get out of shower
Partially dry off, fail to notice puddle of water on floor
Admire size of knob in mirror once more
Return to bedroom with towel wrapped around waist
If you pass wife, pull off the towel, shake knob making ‘whoo hoo’ noises
Throw wet towel on bed
29-06-2005, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ballin
pmsl fuckin brilliant, love the "Blow nose in hands, and rinse under shower" bit, we all do it 
ANd the shake knob saying whoo hoo
Yep Guilty
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29-06-2005, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by ballin
pmsl fuckin brilliant, love the "Blow nose in hands, and rinse under shower" bit, we all do it
I have male bits, lol
29-06-2005, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by ballin
pmsl fuckin brilliant, love the "Blow nose in hands, and rinse under shower" bit, we all do it
I have male showering habits, lol
30-06-2005, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by ballin
pmsl fuckin brilliant, love the "Blow nose in hands, and rinse under shower" bit, we all do it
I have male showering habits, lol
30-06-2005, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by cossierich330
Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by ballin
pmsl fuckin brilliant, love the "Blow nose in hands, and rinse under shower" bit, we all do it
I have male showering habits, lol
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