Was woken up by my old lady lasst night about 1.30, she comes in shouting, Kev, theres someone in the garage!(which is underneath me mum and dads bedroom), so i jumps outta bed in me boxers shorts, runs down stairs, beer belly flubbering everwhere , and runs out the front door. Theres a Pug 306 screeching off down road with some youths in it.

Turns out they'd picked the lock, lifted the door and gone in. Funny thing is, i seriously reckon they were expecting to find a Red Escort Cosworth in there, but i sold it a week ago!! All they saw was me humble escort gti!! They even ignored the BMW on the drive in front of the garage door?? Copper noticed the street light was out, and had been broken so that the drive was pitch black, and that theyve prob been looking at the house for ages ready to seal the cossie!!

Really made my mum worry now, and shes worried they gonna come back!! Fcukers, how dare they come in to our house, sepecially when were in it!!

 

b@stards

 

You checked to see if my splitter is still there??!! ......................

Seriously mate i'd be fuming,, we had our truck nicked a while back, i heard them and gave chase in my boxers got the truck back but by the time the police got there the 3 lads had done one,,, coppers came round to my house to get a statement half an hour later and said "we didnt recognise you with your clothes on!"

 

Good job you sold it

 

lucky they didnt take anything but cheeky fuckers for going onto ur property, thiefs really fuck me off

 

Better check the shed!!

When me xr3i got nicked off me drive, i ran out with boxers on that weere far too small, me lad was hanging out and everything!!

Still really angry, gonna get a security light today, and fit double locks on inside of garage!!

 

Thieving little Coonts. Better security time me thinks

 

kev, lucky u sold it mate. couldve been a lot worse.

must be someone down your way - stick some cctv cameras up.

 

Coonts

These look good:

http://www.locksonline.co.uk/specials/sp/pacri.php

You can lock from both inside and outside, which is handy

 

Yeah, i reckon that'll be it now though, they should work out that i aint got it anymore! <<to them!!

Gotta be someone near by i think, me dad reckoned theyd come for his Push bike, thats worth more than the GTI!!

Might have to buy a Baseball bat later, oh and obviously a ball and glove!

 

Cheers St3ve, might have to purchase some of them, great little idea!!

 

Just shoot them!

make sure they are on your property at the time, then place a bat in his hand before the police come there. Tell them he attacked you and you had to shoot him point blank in the head cos he was giving it!


Use the gold plated AK47 cos it will make you feel better

 

Most security shops/locksmiths should have them