SADDEST JOB IN THE WORLD: PARKINGGUARD/OFFICER
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SADDEST JOB IN THE WORLD: PARKINGGUARD/OFFICER
I live near a shoppingcentre where it's paid parking. Now for the cars there's parkingspaces and I have a permit to park in them.
Today me and a mate are on the bikes and, as per ussual, we park them on the edge of the shops like all bikers do.
So we come back 10 minutes later to find a fine rolled up and stuck in the centrenut of the topyoke (imagine the effort to think that one up...
)
Not impressed with their creativity we go down to their office and kindly ask them to withdraw the fines since there's nowhere else for bikes to park?
Imagine the scene: `2 arseholes too stupid and too lazy for a proper job with their feet up on the desk reading a paper...
arsehole1: well there's an E3 sign so that's why we fined you!
me: what's an E3 sign?
arsehole2: you should know if you're a driver!
me: sorry but we didn't get taught the jobspecific terms of parkingguards when we got our licsence?
arsehole1: (very smugly) well you should know'; you're a driver!
me: well you should know you're an arsehole
at this point I crumple up the fine and throw it in his face
And now all hell breaks loose!
Arsehole2 jumps up and starts shouting that I have to shut the fuck up and more things of a threatening nature, apperantly not expecting me to step up to him, untill we're almost nose to nose, put my helmet down and telling him: GO ON THEN?!
He quickly shouts to his fellow arsehole (this would be arsehole1 remember?) QUICK! CALL THE POLICE!
And whilst his mate is picking up his portable 'diall-a-rozzer' he starts pushing the deskchairs inbetween us
I LOVE PEOPLE THAT THREATEN ME AND THEN HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS!
Now they're both shouting that their gonna summon me three times to leave so I tell them to start counting and with a big smile I step out the office and they instantly slam the door shut, lock it and draw the blinds!
45 euro's fine: MONEY WELL SPEND!!! 
Today me and a mate are on the bikes and, as per ussual, we park them on the edge of the shops like all bikers do.
So we come back 10 minutes later to find a fine rolled up and stuck in the centrenut of the topyoke (imagine the effort to think that one up...
)Not impressed with their creativity we go down to their office and kindly ask them to withdraw the fines since there's nowhere else for bikes to park?
Imagine the scene: `2 arseholes too stupid and too lazy for a proper job with their feet up on the desk reading a paper...
arsehole1: well there's an E3 sign so that's why we fined you!
me: what's an E3 sign?
arsehole2: you should know if you're a driver!
me: sorry but we didn't get taught the jobspecific terms of parkingguards when we got our licsence?
arsehole1: (very smugly) well you should know'; you're a driver!
me: well you should know you're an arsehole
at this point I crumple up the fine and throw it in his face
And now all hell breaks loose!
Arsehole2 jumps up and starts shouting that I have to shut the fuck up and more things of a threatening nature, apperantly not expecting me to step up to him, untill we're almost nose to nose, put my helmet down and telling him: GO ON THEN?!
He quickly shouts to his fellow arsehole (this would be arsehole1 remember?) QUICK! CALL THE POLICE!
And whilst his mate is picking up his portable 'diall-a-rozzer' he starts pushing the deskchairs inbetween us
I LOVE PEOPLE THAT THREATEN ME AND THEN HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS!
Now they're both shouting that their gonna summon me three times to leave so I tell them to start counting and with a big smile I step out the office and they instantly slam the door shut, lock it and draw the blinds!
45 euro's fine: MONEY WELL SPEND!!!
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