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Old 02-06-2005, 03:16 PM
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watching this bird on trisha who's 19 and weighs 25stone she is fat as fuck, the greedy twat is sittin there saying that she hardly eats anything, YEAH RIGHT then it comes out she is eating full huge cakes etc etc in secret because aher boyfriend grassed her up how the fuck can someone sittin there as fat as she is expect everyone to believe she eats nothing
Old 02-06-2005, 03:30 PM
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Man they bring out the dregs in society to go on these shows
Old 02-06-2005, 03:34 PM
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watching this bird on trisha who's 19 and weighs 25stone she is fat as fuck
I bet her username on here is somthing like SexyFiestaGal69 or somthing, quick someone check the muppet room
Old 02-06-2005, 03:45 PM
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My mate's in the fire service and was telling me of a call out the got to a 30+stone older woman in some sort of care home, her bed collapsed and she was stuck, so they moved her of the bed etc an got her on her feet and as they were clearing up one lad noticed a. . . wait for it. . Double ended dildo but the worst part is, it looked as though it had never been washed and was covered in gunge right at the base of either "part" my god how on earth?
Old 02-06-2005, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by vroooom ptssssh
My mate's in the fire service and was telling me of a call out the got to a 30+stone older woman in some sort of care home, her bed collapsed and she was stuck, so they moved her of the bed etc an got her on her feet and as they were clearing up one lad noticed a. . . wait for it. . Double ended dildo but the worst part is, it looked as though it had never been washed and was covered in gunge right at the base of either "part" my god how on earth?
you mind, im eating
Old 02-06-2005, 03:59 PM
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eating what? or who. . . . hmmm
Old 02-06-2005, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by b19bal
you mind, im eating
a full huge cake by anu chance
Old 02-06-2005, 04:05 PM
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what i dont get is how the fook can some huuuuge fatr whale get a boyfriend? Does he look like that French geek in the other post or something?
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he was skinny and a bit simple if you ask me
Old 02-06-2005, 04:23 PM
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i dunno how people let emselves get in that state, you can see when ur putin on weight it dont just happen overnight

CUT DOWN ON YOUR'E PORKLIFE MATE, GET SOME EXERCISE!
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Theres a FAMOUS fat guy here in Birmingham called "Barry the blue nose". He does a coloum in either NUTS,or ZOO....

HUGE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He`s a HARD CORE Blues fan,but has to have 3 season tickets,cus thats how many seats he takes up... NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEARS ago,i remember he was on TV,cus he fell over in his garden,fell through his fence,and wrecked the lot,they had paramedics,fire men,police etc there to get him up,and they COULDNT,and i SWEAR TO GOD they had to get the air ambulance out to air lift him up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THATS FUCKIN FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 02-06-2005, 04:28 PM
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do you remember that celeb fat club programme, that bloke had to have a rest after briskly walking like 50 yards!!!
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Originally Posted by RSeb
i dunno how people let emselves get in that state, you can see when ur putin on weight it dont just happen overnight

CUT DOWN ON YOUR'E PORKLIFE MATE, GET SOME EXERCISE!
its cut down on your PORK PIES not PORK LIFE ya daft fooka
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ooh get you!!
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Originally Posted by the strut brace
Originally Posted by RSeb
i dunno how people let emselves get in that state, you can see when ur putin on weight it dont just happen overnight

CUT DOWN ON YOUR'E PORKLIFE MATE, GET SOME EXERCISE!
its cut down on your PORK PIES not PORK LIFE ya daft fooka
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Old 02-06-2005, 04:34 PM
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It's quite simple Trisha Bird...more Calories taken in than you burn off=Major Fatness
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taken from the great blur album track 'PORKLIFE'
Old 02-06-2005, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by warleydaddy
Theres a FAMOUS fat guy here in Birmingham called "Barry the blue nose". He does a coloum in either NUTS,or ZOO....

HUGE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He`s a HARD CORE Blues fan,but has to have 3 season tickets,cus thats how many seats he takes up... NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEARS ago,i remember he was on TV,cus he fell over in his garden,fell through his fence,and wrecked the lot,they had paramedics,fire men,police etc there to get him up,and they COULDNT,and i SWEAR TO GOD they had to get the air ambulance out to air lift him up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THATS FUCKIN FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 02-06-2005, 04:35 PM
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LMAO!!!!
I watched one of these Yank shows where they followed them round to see what they ate - the amount they consume is just unreal !
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I have no sympathy for them at all!!
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Originally Posted by the strut brace
Originally Posted by RSeb
i dunno how people let emselves get in that state, you can see when ur putin on weight it dont just happen overnight

CUT DOWN ON YOUR'E PORKLIFE MATE, GET SOME EXERCISE!
its cut down on your PORK PIES not PORK LIFE ya daft fooka
no its not you absolute tool, Seb's right its pork life jesus wept




Old 02-06-2005, 05:38 PM
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yeah av that nice one rich
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us locals gotta stick together aint we
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this be a yokal bar for yokal people!!!
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http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/blur/21058.html
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apology accepted, bet you only looked on there to try and prove us wrong eh?

dont we feel like a sausage now
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Originally Posted by RSeb
apology accepted, bet you only looked on there to try and prove us wrong eh?

dont we feel like a sausage now
yes and yes
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We got these two birds at work in there 30's and there getting chunky and all they do is moan about it!

I sent them a email saying:

"Eat Less - Move More!"

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put em on a diet of lettuce only- just remind em not to eat the whole fookin field!!
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