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Old 21-05-2005, 11:53 PM
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Default Beware of Mondeos doing Dambusters impressions!

My new wheels for the GTR arrived from Japan at last so I went to get tyres fitted to the new alloys today. Bamber was driving my Mondeo estate back from the tyre bay with my old wheels and tyres in the back. A bus cut him up so Bamber hoofed the Mondy past the bus, slammed it into 2nd and the fooking tailgate burst open and deposited 2 wheels into the road Dambusters style!!! One apparently bounced clean over the following Astra then proceded to bounce up road and came to a standstill against a lamppost and the other bounced across the carriageway narrowly missing some pedestrians, then hit a wall, bounced back across the road and stopped at the side of the road. Amazingly neither alloy was damaged and no damage was done to any property, car or pedestrian....Thank Fook!
The moral of this story is twofold - Mondeo bootlocks are as much use as a one legged man at an arsekicking party and Bamber is fooking jinxed with Fords.

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Old 21-05-2005, 11:56 PM
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to quote Vinny Jones
"you lucky bastard!"
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really lucky there then.



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Lucky no damage was done
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Bamber is fookin deadly M8.............Didn`t he run over your 3 door bonnet...
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everyone steer clear of bamber
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Originally Posted by nightdavva
Bamber is fookin deadly M8.............Didn`t he run over your 3 door bonnet...
Yes thats him.
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PMSL

I had a Pug 405 as a company car once and the spare wheel (stored under the car) some how escaped and bounced down the road behind me dambuster stylee When it came to a stop an old guy walking down the road calmly rolls it back upto where i had stopped the car and he's whistling the dambusters theme tune and says "is this yours guv?"
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Originally Posted by AndyRST
PMSL

I had a Pug 405 as a company car once and the spare wheel (stored under the car) some how escaped and bounced down the road behind me dambuster stylee When it came to a stop an old guy walking down the road calmly rolls it back upto where i had stopped the car and he's whistling the dambusters theme tune and says "is this yours guv?"
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pmsl how lucky
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