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Old 21-05-2005 | 11:56 AM
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Well here ya go for those who wanted to see it

nightmare trying to take photo with me camera but we got there!!








excuse the surgical tape marks, i cant fookin get it off lol


its 5cm long , 3 cm wide and 4.5cm deep



lol, look ma i got another arsehole



noway is my arse that big
Old 21-05-2005 | 11:58 AM
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ouch how did that happen
Old 21-05-2005 | 11:59 AM
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Old 21-05-2005 | 11:59 AM
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omfg, i werent expecting that
Old 21-05-2005 | 11:59 AM
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Now you'll never need a saddle on your pushbike again, perfect

Old 21-05-2005 | 12:00 PM
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a surgeon chopped a lump outta me


was called a Pilondial Sinus...



trust me, you NEVER want one
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:00 PM
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thats proper nasty!!! WTF happened
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:15 PM
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WTF - Glad things are on the mend.

You are even braver for taking a piccy of your ass and making it public
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:19 PM
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lol, fook it.


its all fun

the amount of people who have looked at my arse recently, i don't really care anymore
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:26 PM
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Something tells me you will want cushions for an XMAS pressie.
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:29 PM
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rubber ring please m8
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:29 PM
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a mate had the same op once,,,,

couldnt sit down for a fortnight,,,

looks painfull,,,

doent the scab have to be taken off every day so it heals from the inside out,,,, i remember him telling me,,,,
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:32 PM
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there is no scab, its a totally open wound, just packed out with gauze type stuff so it doesnt heal over, just shrinks from inside out
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:34 PM
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Ewww looks like u got two arse holes

Seriously though mate that looks nasty get well soon matey!
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam Ash
a surgeon chopped a lump outta me


was called a Pilondial Sinus...



trust me, you NEVER want one
I've had one, about a month ago I had my op now, it ain't nice, trust
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:35 PM
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Fookin ell dude. Fair play at your attitude towards it tho. Hope ure new ass ole heals up quick.
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Originally Posted by Mike C
Originally Posted by Adam Ash
a surgeon chopped a lump outta me


was called a Pilondial Sinus...



trust me, you NEVER want one
I've had one, about a month ago I had my op now, it ain't nice, trust

how's yours healed upto now Mike? and how long has it taken?
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:37 PM
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Cheers matey, just made me gip
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:48 PM
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Fook me......4.5cm DEEP!!!
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:50 PM
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Sitting on your arse to much only joking

keep an eye on it though mate, as they come back very easily, my mate had a few now
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:50 PM
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6 weeks off work

May I suggest you read a good book ......












Lord of the Rings
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:53 PM
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Lord of the Rings

TW@
Old 21-05-2005 | 12:57 PM
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pmsl tony
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lord of the rings pmsl
Old 21-05-2005 | 01:31 PM
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eww. what causes that?
Old 21-05-2005 | 01:38 PM
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Shit mate thats bad hope it heals up ok, gives a new meaning to ripping you a new arsehole
Old 21-05-2005 | 03:36 PM
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that some bad shit mate
Old 21-05-2005 | 04:57 PM
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fooking grim
Bit of a my dogs blacker story.

My uncles mate slipped in the bath on a christmass day morning ,and sat on the victorian bath tap natural reaction was to jump up and he ripped his arse hole from inside to out ,passed out and lost mucho blood.
Rubber ring for a year,but could you imagine the pain of your first shit and the stitching
Old 21-05-2005 | 05:07 PM
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why did you have to get this done m8?
Old 21-05-2005 | 05:08 PM
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is that from an ingroing hair, truck drivers get them from sitting too much.
every body stand at the computer now, or you too could have 2 ass holes
Old 21-05-2005 | 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by craig todd
is that from an ingroing hair, truck drivers get them from sitting too much.
every body stand at the computer now, or you too could have 2 ass holes

yes m8, ingrowing hair thing.. (Pilondial Sinus)

i have always been a driver, van, 7.5t and Fork lift....

thats what caused it.... TOO MUCH SITTING DOWN AND A HAIRY ARSE
Old 21-05-2005 | 05:34 PM
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hmm only a small one... mine needed stiching, but they failled

he's right you dont want one!

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My uncles mate slipped in the bath on a christmass day morning ,and sat on the victorian bath tap natural reaction was to jump up and he ripped his arse hole from inside to out ,passed out and lost mucho blood.
Rubber ring for a year,but could you imagine the pain of your first shit and the stitching

Ahh the old slipped in the bath

Just easier than telling the family he had covered the tap in soap and was pleasuring himself when it went a little to far (ie right in) and he lost his footing as he shot his bolt and slipped and ripped his arse out

Old 21-05-2005 | 05:35 PM
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omg thats just put the shits up me ( sorry for that ). i mean i sit all day and i got hairy arse
Old 21-05-2005 | 05:49 PM
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Fookin grim pal... gutted for ya Hope it all heals up A1





Admittedly PMSL @ "Lord of teh rings" though.. sorry
Old 21-05-2005 | 05:50 PM
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lord of the rings

get well soon pal, im only local so if you need anything then gimme a shout
Old 21-05-2005 | 05:57 PM
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get well soon pal, im only local so if you need anything then gimme a shout

don't fancy bringing some whores round do ya m8
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I dont know any pal but you shouldnt have any problem finding some in oldham, just show them your hole and when they faint you can apply mouth to mouth

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Sounds like a plan



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