Do they?

We've just had the funniest conversation in the office, the girls have just realised that ALL their other halfs do this.

Their fellas all do 'the willy dance' when they get out of the shower, some even go to the lengths (excuse the pun) to hang things off theselves like a towel or shirt. Some even do 'the helicopter'

Is this something ALL men do?

 

What are you going on about?

 

Only when they have a girlfriend who is selfish enough to not suck them off straight away as soon as they get out of the shower

 

ah the helicopter!

pht! pht! pht! pht!

 

pmsl

 

aye chip,

 

ahhhhh guilty!

 

Its not helicopters that are the key thing here, its planes.

If she spits, she should be fired

 

the helicopter pmsl

 

aye, the human towel rail thing i do

 

 

im a bloke and i have no idea what your talkin about clare!!!

i think that answers your question!

 

gotta admit i do jodie tells me off for it lol

 

What. You never done turnip twitching
Its great fun.

 

Im not allowed to do it because it would knock down vases, flower pots, photos etc...

 

im doing it now

 

 

My chulls not big enough to hang things off or twirl about like a helicopter

 

fpmsl

 

Used too, but i got sued by the neighbour for poking her eye out and it cost me a fortune in windows

 

Why is it that women come out of the shower with about 3 towels wrapped around em.

One round their waist one around their boobs and the other wrapped around there head, and they act so shy! its not like we aint seen there sexy bods before.

Then us men come out with nothing on just a towel and 'helicopter'

 

What about when you put it through your legs and pretend you're a girl???


I'll get me coat!!

 

My mrs has a picture of me doing that. She said she would use when we split up

 

gotta do headbanging with it 2 lmao need a semi lob on for best results

 

Oh fuck me sides! ROFL

Have no idea what your talking about Clare!

 

I used to.....but I had to stop due to the amount of times I broke my nose with my shlong!!!

 

 

that pic gets me evrytime Ruders

 

PMSL....I could say something else....

 

i just fell off my fooking chair from laughing at this comment

 

 

I do the unintentional bollock slap when i run down the stairs naked

 

So judging by the responses, most men do!

That was certainly one of the best convos we've had in this office for some time, I had proper tears rolling down my face, we actually scared the IT guy away who was trying to fix one of the PCs, never seen a bloke go red and run away so quickly after we asked him "Do you do the willy dance?"

 

I guess I'm in the minority......

 

I dont ,,,,,,,,,,












only because i am hung like a baby and cant hang fook all from mine

 

How to shower like a woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.

Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit

mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15
minutes.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower; spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Shower Cleaner.
Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.


How to Shower Like A Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.

Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.

Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

 

bollock slapping on the thighs is fun in teh shower - altho it does get annoying if you are trying to nock one off