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Old 18-05-2005 | 12:47 PM
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Just been chatting to our apprentice at work and took him over to the carpark to show him my saph.

As we were on our way back to the workshop he started telling me how his dad who is also my manager is having his Skoda VRS chipped up by a place in nottingham who deal with V'Dubs, Seats and the new Skoda's.

He told me they do a free five day trial on all the chips and re-maps, what happens is you take your car along to them, they spend a few hours mapping your car and you drive home a happy man.

After exactly five days the new chip and re-map will turn its self off automaticly and then go back to standard.

What a cock.

Old 18-05-2005 | 12:48 PM
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Chris,

It's absolutely true.

Ask Stu - he'll tell ya.
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Old 18-05-2005 | 12:50 PM
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Are you sure, this was rolling of his tongue like nothin.

Ill trake it all back if proven wrong, gutted if he's right as he usually talks shit!!

I reckon he's got lucky now
Old 18-05-2005 | 12:51 PM
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It's very clever technology - Stu was telling me about it once, but there's some sort of limited time function built into the map, so that it actually has a shelf life

Scary stuff!
Old 18-05-2005 | 12:53 PM
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I still think its bullshit, nobody in the right mind would do it for free and the five day thing just seems a bit stupid to me!!

I await some mappers coments
Old 18-05-2005 | 12:54 PM
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Its true, genius idea

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Old 18-05-2005 | 12:55 PM
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Is that the REVO stuff?
Old 18-05-2005 | 12:57 PM
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Im still finding it hard to believe, maybee because im used to him taliking shite.

Old 18-05-2005 | 12:58 PM
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Charlie Barty was telling me this ages ago, he was considering giving it a go, true I'm afraid!
Old 18-05-2005 | 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris'RS'b
What a cock.

Well, i dont want to make you look a twat.. but its true. roflol

Easy to work with but heavily flawed technology that weve decided to no longer use due to it often rolling back to less than standard.

But either way, its true... so
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Old 18-05-2005 | 01:02 PM
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but would you do it all for free stu?

I think he's just got lucky, yes i now stand to be corrected on this issue!!

Now i feel like the cock lol

Im gona have to tie the bastard up now and hang him on the crane for making me look stupid
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Originally Posted by Chris'RS'b
What a cock.

Well, i dont want to make you look a twat.. but its true. roflol

Easy to work with but heavily flawed technology that weve decided to no longer use due to it often rolling back to less than standard.

But either way, its true... so
Just to settle my brain Stu, how does the five day thing work then?? does it have a built in timer of some kind that cuts it out after a certain time?
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Tis true, we had it done to our fleet of vrs's.
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It gets worse

You learn somthin every day
Old 18-05-2005 | 01:37 PM
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Ive just had the same story off his dad!! Man i feel stupid now!! lol
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Old 18-05-2005 | 01:41 PM
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Surely you could then pay someone else to disable the timer - theres a market opportunity. I'm guessing they reprogram the chip using OEM software, just load in a new map they once produced. A bit like people chipping their Minis then going for the service only to have BMW write on a new map thus removing the benefits they saw from the chip.

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Thats what his dad wa saying, he reckons the program must still be there it just gets over written by the old program when the 5 days is up!!

They must use some sort of timer but im not sure how it works
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