Basically, ive had a text from a group of mates currently in Reims - France, they are looking for a tit'y bar to visit and asked me to try and locate one for them

Ive text him this

La barre de bande roulent au sol svp

which means - strip bar please taxi hopefully that'll help for the minute

Cheers for any help

 

Er, let me think.....

your text WON'T help

This might though...

Striptease @ home/hotel in Reims: http://www.striptease-reims.org/

"On cherche un bar a putes" - We are looking for a bar with prostitutes.

"On cherche un spectacle erotique" - We are looking for an erotic show.

Hope this helps, although it might be a bit late by now...

Still crying at what you texted though.....

MrsFrog on the case - more to follow soon hopefully.....

 

"Un bar de nuit" might also be the ticket, not 100% sure though.

 

Cheers for that...........

They are hoping to find somewhere for a night out tomorrow so i'll pass the info on

 

Might be worth a PM to pet tbh, when I left france I was far too young for these sorts of activities , so my "nights out" french is not at its best

Good luck to them

 

The taxi is going to take your friends to the nearest police station I reckon!!!

 

Ive not had any replies so you could be right

I used the translator on google for that too

 

Now THAT would be funny.

We could sort you out a few choice words you could wind them up with

How keen are you on practical jokes

 

Bring it on

 

ok, bear with me

 

Well, custom is after a night out (and bearing in mind that clubs in France close very very late... 5 or 6 ish) to go to the nearest bakery.
So... you could tell them that you have from a good source that the newest trendy and young cool thing to say is "amenez nous chez le boulanger s'il vous plait"... where "boulanger" actually means "going to the strip club" during the night...

Now you and I know it means going to the bakery...

 

Or "Je voudrais aller au bois s'il vous plait"....

 

"Est-ce qu'il y a des bars pour PD dans le coin"....

 

To say PD, say "Pay Day", means Gay in french...

 

"Est-ce que aller encouler un poulet?" (if that's right )

 

"voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir" ?

which means "do you wanne sleep with me tonight" ?