Well, custom is after a night out (and bearing in mind that clubs in France close very very late... 5 or 6 ish) to go to the nearest bakery.
So... you could tell them that you have from a good source that the newest trendy and young cool thing to say is "amenez nous chez le boulanger s'il vous plait"... where "boulanger" actually means "going to the strip club" during the night...

Now you and I know it means going to the bakery...