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Old 09-05-2005, 12:27 PM
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Default Why do fat people wear ski pants!!!

Following on from Ginges Hygine post, why do fat people insist on wearing skin tight cloths, especially ski pants, and pink ones at that
Old 09-05-2005, 12:29 PM
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probably have on on special offer down at "poundland" along with "10 tubs of lard for a quid"
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Cause its the only thing that stretches enough for them to get in
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And why do fat birds where tops that show off their big wobbly guts, or miniskirts that show off their blotchy flabby legs?

Fucks sake, wear a trenchcoat or dont leave the house, do us all a favour

Was walking behind this bird earlier who had a top that ended halfway down her back, and she had more hair than a gorillas ballbag, fookin rank northern uni student, bet she played for bath uni birds rugby team, she looked like she could bench press 300
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We were saying the exact thing yesterday in the pub!! How come they are all poor too!!
Old 09-05-2005, 12:40 PM
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Cause they spend all their money in MacDonalds
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So you can check out there fat ass!!!

Old 09-05-2005, 01:11 PM
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if they didnt they we wouldnt appreciate it as much when you pull a fit bird!

also good for comparison!
Old 09-05-2005, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Was walking behind this bird earlier who had a top that ended halfway down her back, and she had more hair than a gorillas ballbag, fookin rank northern uni student, bet she played for bath uni birds rugby team, she looked like she could bench press 300
the pain...snott on monitor
Old 09-05-2005, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
And why do fat birds where tops that show off their big wobbly guts...

I know, it's fucking sickening
Old 09-05-2005, 01:18 PM
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Default Re: Why do fat people wear ski pants!!!

Originally Posted by churchy
Following on from Ginges Hygine post, why do fat people insist on wearing skin tight cloths, especially ski pants, and pink ones at that
Isn't it fookin hideous.

Tell ya mum to cut it out
Old 09-05-2005, 01:23 PM
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fpmsl @ Ste! I know exactl what ya mean dude! fookin rank!
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fat birds = more cushion for the pushin
Old 09-05-2005, 03:06 PM
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Or they wear clothes that are about two sizes two small and it hangs out so bad it makes you want to chunder Yuck!
Old 09-05-2005, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
fat birds = more cushion for the pushin


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piss takin wankers

the words childish and children springs to mind

said by ugly ppl trying to make up for the lack of a penis

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Sounds like someone needs rollin back into the sea
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Originally Posted by RoadSpike
piss takin wankers

the words childish and children springs to mind

said by ugly ppl trying to make up for the lack of a penis

What?

So are you more like a road hump than a road spike?
Old 09-05-2005, 04:53 PM
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Built for comfort and not for speed
Old 09-05-2005, 04:55 PM
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well i gotta agree with roadhump

its not very nice and unfair to people

just cause peeps are alittle on the tubby side dont make em bad people
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Originally Posted by b19bal
well i gotta agree with roadhump

its not very nice and unfair to people

just cause peeps are alittle on the tubby side dont make em bad people
No, just easy targets
Old 09-05-2005, 05:03 PM
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fooker

blokes dont count, in ladyboy country they like fat guy as to them it shows its a sign of wealth

im just too lazy to excercise
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Roadhump- If someones a fat bird, they shouldnt wear such revealing clothing, its not flattering to them, and not nice to look at for anyone else.

A large tarpauling, car cover, or for the fuller figured of you, maybe one of them fumigation tents they put right over houses in america

Or a Circus big top
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FPMSL
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Originally Posted by * Rudey *


OMFG
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not one of you lot would say no to a sweaty fat birds kipper on ya face so you could plat her pubes with ya tongue
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on second thougts
Old 09-05-2005, 05:09 PM
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Fat bird's are always greatful.
"She's got big bones."
"Yeah, big bones covered in meat and gravy!!!"
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Originally Posted by the strut brace
not one of you lot would say no to a sweaty fat birds kipper on ya face so you could plat her pubes with ya tongue
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Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!
I've just spat tea all over my monitor and keyboard, but it was really worth it!!!
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Originally Posted by the strut brace
Imagine it with some cruthless ski pants
Old 09-05-2005, 05:28 PM
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Looks like Smits new bird


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