Channel 4: Diary Of A Porn Virgin
27-04-2005, 07:01 AM
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Channel 4: Diary Of A Porn Virgin
Thanx to everybody who called/txt me last night!
Yes that was Lee my old house mate!
& yes that was my smashed up cossie in the garden!
Didnt Bruce(the staffy) look handsome on TV!
he was happy with his performance!
27-04-2005, 07:23 AM
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Dont think they actually showed his arse!
Bird he was knobbin was fit though!
He showed me some pics of her when he came back from the audition!
Bird he was knobbin was fit though!
He showed me some pics of her when he came back from the audition!
27-04-2005, 07:47 AM
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Well Rich the offer was made!
But I couldnt get the time off work!
& I wasnt sure to b honest! but after I saw pics of the bird I was like shit! should of pulled a sicky!
But I couldnt get the time off work!
& I wasnt sure to b honest! but after I saw pics of the bird I was like shit! should of pulled a sicky!
27-04-2005, 08:15 AM
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fookin hell,i mist it pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
The guy i met when i was at yours??Big stocky fella??
what happend then???
Pete...
The guy i met when i was at yours??Big stocky fella??
what happend then???
Pete...
27-04-2005, 08:20 AM
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Yea thats the 1 Pete!
He basically went to a audition roggered a fitty & that was it! he was the only 1 there who could get it up!
Dont think he has done anythin else since!
They came round the house did some filming the night b4 the shoot! me & Gar were hiding as we didnt wanna b in the vid! & then they came round in the moring(lucky i had gone to work already) & film he gettin ready & goin to the audition!
He basically went to a audition roggered a fitty & that was it! he was the only 1 there who could get it up!
Dont think he has done anythin else since!
They came round the house did some filming the night b4 the shoot! me & Gar were hiding as we didnt wanna b in the vid!
& then they came round in the moring(lucky i had gone to work already) & film he gettin ready & goin to the audition!
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27-04-2005, 09:33 AM
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They should make a documentary about Craig, theres enough for a full series there
Who'd wanna watch a tv programme about wnaking, nut lickin & shaggin fat birds!?
27-04-2005, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
They should make a documentary about Craig, theres enough for a full series there
Who'd wanna watch a tv programme about wnaking, nut lickin & shaggin fat birds!?
27-04-2005, 12:17 PM
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That was funny as fook, thats your claim to fame now then Lewis!
Channel 4 are showing something about Debbie Does Dallas tonight, meant to be the best selling porn vid of all time or something!
Your mate was the only one that got it up!
Did he ever get 'the' call? ROFL
Channel 4 are showing something about Debbie Does Dallas tonight, meant to be the best selling porn vid of all time or something!
Your mate was the only one that got it up!
Did he ever get 'the' call? ROFL
27-04-2005, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve rs
i saw a bit of it my mrs called me a twat when i said look at that cossie shell in the garden
27-04-2005, 12:54 PM
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Holy Bolonie!
Lorna and I watched the WHOLE thing (we have very little else to do at 11pm when the blokes aren't round and there's no Wapster to annoy). I'll tell her tonight, she will be highly impressed.
PS: That older bird.. mid life crisis perchance?
Lewis: Has he got any work yet? lol
Lorna and I watched the WHOLE thing (we have very little else to do at 11pm when the blokes aren't round and there's no Wapster to annoy). I'll tell her tonight, she will be highly impressed.
PS: That older bird.. mid life crisis perchance?
Lewis: Has he got any work yet? lol
27-04-2005, 12:57 PM
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That older bird was rough as fook Cola, defo mid-life crisis! Only cos she wouldn't do Anal tho, if she had she would have been a Porn Queen!
Only cos she wouldn't do Anal tho, if she had she would have been a Porn Queen!
27-04-2005, 12:59 PM
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That ID has been involved in more accidents than a puppy with diarohea
Cola, he is a male stripper hence y he went for doin some porn! i dont think he has done anythin else though!
PMSL @ the older bird!
cant believe her husband was happy for her to do it! 
she had a nce set of knockers(probably fake) but the rest was rank!
27-04-2005, 01:01 PM
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Yeah we agreed they were a bit fake.
Who's ever heard of a pornstar who won't do anal and girl/girl and doesn't want 'goo' anywhere near her hair or face.
When he said about spitting we both chorused.. Oooh she won't like that lol
Who's ever heard of a pornstar who won't do anal and girl/girl and doesn't want 'goo' anywhere near her hair or face.
When he said about spitting we both chorused.. Oooh she won't like that lol
27-04-2005, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
I liked the fact she dod ATM (Ass To Mouth)
straight out of that other birds ass & in2 her mouth! I bet she loved that!
straight out of that other birds ass & in2 her mouth! I bet she loved that!
27-04-2005, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan
Originally Posted by B19-TRB
I liked the fact she dod ATM (Ass To Mouth)
straight out of that other birds ass & in2 her mouth! I bet she loved that!
straight out of that other birds ass & in2 her mouth! I bet she loved that!
doesnt like kissing other girls! but is happy to suck a cock thats just been rammed up some other birds ass!
think she needs to sort her priorities out!
27-04-2005, 02:58 PM
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doesnt like kissing other girls! but is happy to suck a cock thats just been rammed up some other birds ass!
think she needs to sort her priorities out!
think she needs to sort her priorities out!
Sounds fair enough to me as she is
27-04-2005, 03:17 PM
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Dan wrote:
B19-TRB wrote:
I liked the fact she dod ATM (Ass To Mouth)
straight out of that other birds ass & in2 her mouth! I bet she loved that!
Oh my sides, I forgot all about that bit Lewis!
doesnt like kissing other girls! but is happy to suck a cock thats just been rammed up some other birds ass!
think she needs to sort her priorities out!
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B19-TRB wrote:
I liked the fact she dod ATM (Ass To Mouth)
straight out of that other birds ass & in2 her mouth! I bet she loved that!
Oh my sides, I forgot all about that bit Lewis!
doesnt like kissing other girls! but is happy to suck a cock thats just been rammed up some other birds ass!
think she needs to sort her priorities out!
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