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Old 24-04-2005 | 01:01 AM
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no chance - have exams 16th, 26th and 31st! your welcome to come out on 31st too - going to be very messy!
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Old 24-04-2005 | 10:21 PM
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$12 in Mexico

Dirty slutty lap dance and she tossed me off all over her tits

Fooking right result

4 mates sat 2 tables away
Old 25-04-2005 | 12:46 AM
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Now now Nige you cant do things like that now your under the thumb

When we gonna see Oscar at the Paddock
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:05 AM
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I was well impressed by the quality of the birds in Spearmint Rhinos London best birthday I've had in a while
Anyone been to Capricorns in London ??
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:09 AM
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Old 25-04-2005 | 11:12 AM
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Never had a lapdance that you pay for, cant see the point, would just bore me TBH.
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:13 AM
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I laughed most of the way through it!

Was lookin @ her tryin to b sexy & turn me on & me just thinkin! fook me Ive pulled better than her on a thursday night & got to shag em!

luckily i wasnt payin & didnt pay for the other 4 dances i got that night! my boss is tops!
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Ripley
Anyone been to Capricorns in London ??
Yep and been to the The other office as well
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
your not going to the right places..



try getting two of the dancers to take you and a mate back to their house in slough
Dave - gimme the address im local and desperate
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Ripley
I was well impressed by the quality of the birds in Spearmint Rhinos London best birthday I've had in a while
Anyone been to Capricorns in London ??
Capricorns is NOT a lap dancing bar though is it Paul

Spearmint Rhinos in Moscow... now thats a place worth going to!
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Capricorns is NOT a lap dancing bar though is it Paul
Far from it
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:38 AM
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Fantasies in West Brom is the dogs

proper filthy birds in there and extras can be arranged

been there a few times now for stag do's
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:49 AM
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Lap Dances are shite! - Well if there free ok but fook paying for it!
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:50 AM
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I met a lapdancer the other day and she said she would do ANYTHING for 40 quid, so i gave her two twenties and told her to paint my house.
Old 25-04-2005 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
I met a lapdancer the other day and she said she would do ANYTHING for 40 quid, so i gave her two twenties and told her to paint my house.


should have got her to suck it while she was at it
Old 25-04-2005 | 12:18 PM
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I have no idea where we went, but the best one I had was at the second place we went to for Renton's stag night. We spent most of the night chatting to her (she was consoling poor old Shonky ), and I thought as she seemed such a nice person, I would pay for a dance (the first I had had to all night, thanks to the lads wanting to pay for them for me ).

The fact that we had spent several hours chatting to her meant that her barriers dropped and it was awesome (however, I can only go by the three others I had previously that night that were nothing special at all - apart from watching the one that Martin had, while I was supposed to be getting one ). I can't remember her name, but she was tall and slim with normal sized breasts, I didn't even get any stirrings with the others, but she was different .
Old 25-04-2005 | 12:26 PM
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but she was different
how was she different mike!? was she a he!? hence your stirrings!
Old 25-04-2005 | 01:00 PM
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Lewis,
No, she just wanted to make it "special". Okay, so it wasn't a dutty whore fest like you are probably imagining, but it was certainly extremely sensual and she made it seem very personal, rather than your normal "wham bam thank you man" .

Out of all the four I have ever had (ooooh, I'm just SOOO experienced ), she would be the only one that I would ever consider paying for again myself . Complete waste of money in my mind .
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Complete waste of money in my mind
Mine 2!

I would of been pissed off with the dances i had if i was payin!
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