what were you expecting from your first lap dance ...
#48
I laughed most of the way through it!
Was lookin @ her tryin to b sexy & turn me on & me just thinkin! fook me Ive pulled better than her on a thursday night & got to shag em!
luckily i wasnt payin & didnt pay for the other 4 dances i got that night! my boss is tops!
Was lookin @ her tryin to b sexy & turn me on & me just thinkin! fook me Ive pulled better than her on a thursday night & got to shag em!
luckily i wasnt payin & didnt pay for the other 4 dances i got that night! my boss is tops!
#50
Originally Posted by DaveEscos
your not going to the right places..
try getting two of the dancers to take you and a mate back to their house in slough
try getting two of the dancers to take you and a mate back to their house in slough
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Originally Posted by Paul Ripley
I was well impressed by the quality of the birds in Spearmint Rhinos London best birthday I've had in a while
Anyone been to Capricorns in London ??
Anyone been to Capricorns in London ??
Spearmint Rhinos in Moscow... now thats a place worth going to!
#56
Originally Posted by chip-3door
I met a lapdancer the other day and she said she would do ANYTHING for 40 quid, so i gave her two twenties and told her to paint my house.
should have got her to suck it while she was at it
#57
I have no idea where we went, but the best one I had was at the second place we went to for Renton's stag night. We spent most of the night chatting to her (she was consoling poor old Shonky ), and I thought as she seemed such a nice person, I would pay for a dance (the first I had had to all night, thanks to the lads wanting to pay for them for me ).
The fact that we had spent several hours chatting to her meant that her barriers dropped and it was awesome (however, I can only go by the three others I had previously that night that were nothing special at all - apart from watching the one that Martin had, while I was supposed to be getting one ). I can't remember her name, but she was tall and slim with normal sized breasts, I didn't even get any stirrings with the others, but she was different .
The fact that we had spent several hours chatting to her meant that her barriers dropped and it was awesome (however, I can only go by the three others I had previously that night that were nothing special at all - apart from watching the one that Martin had, while I was supposed to be getting one ). I can't remember her name, but she was tall and slim with normal sized breasts, I didn't even get any stirrings with the others, but she was different .
#59
Lewis,
No, she just wanted to make it "special". Okay, so it wasn't a dutty whore fest like you are probably imagining, but it was certainly extremely sensual and she made it seem very personal, rather than your normal "wham bam thank you man" .
Out of all the four I have ever had (ooooh, I'm just SOOO experienced ), she would be the only one that I would ever consider paying for again myself . Complete waste of money in my mind .
No, she just wanted to make it "special". Okay, so it wasn't a dutty whore fest like you are probably imagining, but it was certainly extremely sensual and she made it seem very personal, rather than your normal "wham bam thank you man" .
Out of all the four I have ever had (ooooh, I'm just SOOO experienced ), she would be the only one that I would ever consider paying for again myself . Complete waste of money in my mind .
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