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Old 16-04-2005, 11:17 AM
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Just been and filled the RS up with fuel for tomorrow (90.2p ) While I'm filling up an old fart pulls up at the pump next to me and starts to fill his Rover (yes he had the travel rug on the back shelf ). He's looking at the car shaking his head in disapproval. Then promptly starts telling me that it's drivers like me that kill people and shouldn't be allowed on the road.

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Old 16-04-2005, 11:21 AM
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Fookin knob............

Id av left the petrol station sideways, just to give him sumthing to fooking winge about
Old 16-04-2005, 11:22 AM
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I have found Old People to be the most arrogant drivers....they never let you out or give way and they always seem to get pissed off easier than a middle aged person when you dont let them out!

They just dont seem to care about other road users...especially while they are doing 15 in a 30 and 30 in a 50!
Old 16-04-2005, 11:22 AM
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Fucking coffin dodger!
Old 16-04-2005, 11:23 AM
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what a prick, just cos you got a done up car.....that he dont like the look of...

bastards

talk about old fashioned and tarring everyone with the same brush...

i hope you put him straight
Old 16-04-2005, 11:24 AM
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I hadn't been doing anything prior to filling up as the old girl was running on fumes so it's not as though I could have done something towards him on the way there

Came from nowhere

Kim dear the wrong wheels are driven for me to leave places sideways
Old 16-04-2005, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Poom
They just dont seem to care about other road users...especially while they are doing 15 in a 30 and 30 in a 50!
^ Thats why they think everyone drives like a prick, coz you HAVE to overtake they go that fookin slow
Old 16-04-2005, 11:26 AM
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TBH Glenis I was a little too surprised to say much. If I'd given him a mouthfull he'd only have walked away feeling his point was proved. I just replied with "Yes mate, if you say so" or something like that
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shouldve poured petrol on him and asked for a match
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Kim dear the wrong wheels are driven for me to leave places sideways
I didn't exactly mean you pmsl I'd of lent u my car to do it with if it wud av pissed him off!!! well if you wern't so far away pmsl
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joke by the way
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
TBH Glenis I was a little too surprised to say much. If I'd given him a mouthfull he'd only have walked away feeling his point was proved. I just replied with "Yes mate, if you say so" or something like that

JEEZ - how laid back are you - I'd av gone off my head!!! Then waited for him down the road and roadrage the prick

Im a good girl - honest.............ish
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Originally Posted by RSCossieKim
Originally Posted by Oranoco
TBH Glenis I was a little too surprised to say much. If I'd given him a mouthfull he'd only have walked away feeling his point was proved. I just replied with "Yes mate, if you say so" or something like that

JEEZ - how laid back are you - I'd av gone off my head!!! Then waited for him down the road and roadrage the prick

Im a good girl - honest.............ish
Note to Self!

At Central Day if Tiff points at Kim...dont even look at her as you may get your face ripped off
Old 16-04-2005, 11:30 AM
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should of borrowed the valve cores out of his tyres while he was paying for his fuel
Old 16-04-2005, 11:32 AM
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shouldve poured petrol on him and asked for a match
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Originally Posted by Poom
Originally Posted by RSCossieKim
Originally Posted by Oranoco
TBH Glenis I was a little too surprised to say much. If I'd given him a mouthfull he'd only have walked away feeling his point was proved. I just replied with "Yes mate, if you say so" or something like that

JEEZ - how laid back are you - I'd av gone off my head!!! Then waited for him down the road and roadrage the prick

Im a good girl - honest.............ish
Note to Self!

At Central Day if Tiff points at Kim...dont even look at her as you may get your face ripped off

That's just sssssssssssooooooooooooooo not true
















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No - I'm a big softie really....
Old 16-04-2005, 11:32 AM
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Quality
Old 16-04-2005, 11:33 AM
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Kim....









You scare me

The girls at work say if I was any more laid back I'd be horizontle
Old 16-04-2005, 11:34 AM
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I aint done out

Laid back is good!!!!!
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its just cos they have been around longer than most people... and have retired and paid off all their debts and mortgage etc...

so they think they are entitled to drive however they wish, and at WHATEVER speed they wish, in whatever LANE they wish...

they are dangerous and a risk to us competent road users...

i hope the government passes that law about OAPs handing their licenses back in...
Old 16-04-2005, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by glenis
its just cos they have been around longer than most people... and have retired and paid off all their debts and mortgage etc...

so they think they are entitled to drive however they wish, and at WHATEVER speed they wish, in whatever LANE they wish...

they are dangerous and a risk to us competent road users...

i hope the government passes that law about OAPs handing their licenses back in...
Several points
Accident stats will prove you wrong its young racers like most of you guys that are more likely to have an accident.
They are drivin slow cos they are probably within the speed limit, impossible for the young.
You will reach there age one day & the young will be calling for your head !, but you will feel that you are totally capable of driving for many more years its the way life is. If an older driver has legal vision & is not disabled he has as much right on the road as you guys & DONT YOU FORGET IT.
Although this guys method was not very discreet, he probably aint far wrong.
Remember i was young once & on your side of the fence, thought all old drivers should be shot, at 60 im a far safer & better driver than i was at 20, when every journey was a race & every car in front had to be overtaken.
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spot on Rod, i think your right

its quite a complex argument, as its based on individuals and their road going skills etc...
Old 16-04-2005, 11:57 AM
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you're 60 Rod

thought it was someone taking the piss about you been 60, never thought that you'd be the fastest pensioner on here
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but i cringe when some old biddy, is pulling away in 1st gear and wont change until 6,000 revs...

see it quite often and i cant help thinking, if you can perform simple tasks like this, hill starts etc, 3 point turns or whatever...

then they should be re-tested etc...
Old 16-04-2005, 12:00 PM
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i wish my old man was 60 with a 200mph cosworth
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Did the coffin dodger smell of piss?
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should have run the moany old git over...

I have a chap down the road that walks his dog passed my house to the fields.. He always comments on the car when im outside.. little things like, too small number plate..its illegal he syas.. so I tell him, the only reason I have it ois so when I am speeding, less chance of the coppers seeing it Wind him up big time.. He just moans for the sake of moaning the old fart.. Always give it a littlre rev outside his house
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Westy - u public enemy No 1
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he also loves the fact i have a speed detector there illegal mate.. your illegal you smelly piss wearing old man The detector is there so that I know when to slow down as I speed everywhere he didnt like that one
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lol @ Ran, burn the fooker
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Yeah but steve aint exactly a yong grass hopper himself you know

But if you ask him he will tell you he's 11

Still, I bet people on here will still get pretty wound up if people, they dont know, and really couldn't give a monkies about suddenly starts critisizing their driving... I would
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Mind you if you saw Steve's driving it is quite an unforgetable experience
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Oi

I was actually going really slowly as it hadn't been started since last weekend and Rachel had used all the fuel up. She always gives it back on fumes.
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you should have just said trying to make your car worth more than £50 now that you have filled it up and then just drove off
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