RigPig

An elderly couple, Margaret and Charles, are in California. Charles
>>> always
>>> wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
day,
he
>>> buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
>>>
>>> He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything
different
>>> about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
>>>
>>> Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
walks
>>> back
>>> into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks,
a
>>> little louder this time,
>>>
>>> "Notice anything different NOW?"
>>>
>>> Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging
>>> down
>>> today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
>>> tomorrow.
>>>
>>> Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,
>>> MARGARET?"
>>>
>>> "Nope". She replies.
>>>
>>> "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
>>>
>>> To which Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Charles. Shoulda
>>> bought a
>>> hat."
>>>

Lemon S2

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