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Old 13-07-2014, 04:04 AM
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Does anyone actually enjoy the parade laps at shows? they bore the nipples off me. at RS combe they did 3 laps. i nearly nodded off in my chair.
Old 13-07-2014, 06:44 AM
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I'm sure if you ask those taking part in such laps they were pleased as punch but for those who just want track action I can see your your point, thought parade laps were scrapped after the rsoc's almighty balls up at ND a couple of years back anyway but guess not

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Old 13-07-2014, 08:29 AM
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A number of people moaning on RSOC about lack of parade lap for S1s 30th anniversary at National day this year. The committee appears to be happy to use accident as excuse to not have any more at ND which I personally think is a shame as I've enjoyed them in the past.

I can understand that they are not to everyone's taste but you can always go and have a coffee or something in the time it takes for a parade lap.

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Old 13-07-2014, 08:49 AM
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exactly John as I have taken part in a few over the years and for some its the only time they will ever get to experience the feeling of driving on a race track even if at a limited speed.
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You know that moment when someone leaves a gap then floors it?? is it wrong to hope they crash so i can have some excitement. ??
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I think most folk probably hope that. its like the rubber neckers at accidents, its not safe and healthy people theyre hoping to see
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Originally Posted by The Underdog
You know that moment when someone leaves a gap then floors it?? is it wrong to hope they crash so i can have some excitement. ??
That shit happened to Karl it was far from funny

But like John says you can always go do something else
Old 13-07-2014, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Jay,
That shit happened to Karl it was far from funny

But like John says you can always go do something else

well that was bad i agree but if the guy spun into a barrier and no other cars were hit now that would be good value for your money.

if i was offered a chance at being in a parade lap id say no. they are boring to watch and i guess very boring to be part of. on a track day when your doing a slow warm up lap thats boring too.

at rs combe there was a couple of mondeos in the line up that looked like standard 1.8lx models. i could drive to morrisons and see that lol
Old 13-07-2014, 05:25 PM
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Doesn't interest me at all either. If I wanted to watch cars drive in circles at 20mph I'd go sit by the side of the m25. As said though plenty of other stuff to see at shows while it's on!
Old 13-07-2014, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 1-PD
I'm sure if you ask those taking part in such laps they were pleased as punch but for those who just want track action I can see your your point, thought parade laps were scrapped after the rsoc's almighty balls up at ND a couple of years back anyway but guess not
Wasn't the fault of the rsoc was it, it was the guy behind the wheel as always
Insurance is the problem as you are on track and so need track cover for YOUR insurance to cover you and we all know that no one has that and so as you can't trust the drivers to do as they are told ( and yes I got all together before said parade lap and told them the score) parade laps are a no go

That's the bottom line
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Correct, was not the RSOC fault. It was the drivers taking part.

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Old 13-07-2014, 07:20 PM
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Think they should be banned, if you want to drive around track, do a track day, don't try and be a hero on a parade lap,
If you want to show your car off, leave it in the car park and show it to people who want to look at it, don't force it
That's my opinion
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Originally Posted by nevsrevs
Think they should be banned, if you want to drive around track, do a track day, don't try and be a hero on a parade lap,
If you want to show your car off, leave it in the car park and show it to people who want to look at it, don't force it
That's my opinion
Echo this fully ^^^^

I don't track mine because I'm not good enough, simple really but at least I'm honest.
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time not on track too for the people who pay a lot of money to go on track all day.
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Originally Posted by Staffi
Echo this fully ^^^^

I don't track mine because I'm not good enough, simple really but at least I'm honest.
Can go in the Novice group Pete, start off there like we all did.
Old 13-07-2014, 09:36 PM
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I don't mind if they're interesting cars, unlike the mk1 frs one. Nothing more boring than a shit load of cars all the same colour surely?!? Only thing differentiating some were wheels and ride height
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Same with the frp laps they did at combe, all were identical and sounded just as shit as each other!
Old 13-07-2014, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by RichieST
Same with the frp laps they did at combe, all were identical and sounded just as shit as each other!

yeh all 3 laps of it. lol.
Old 13-07-2014, 10:30 PM
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Been a few years since I went to any show but didn't the parade laps happen around dinner time?
Might just be an idea if you don't want to watch to go chow down on some lunch.

However, always has been and always will be tossers that hang back and floor it, like we've never seen an RS at full tilt before, gives drivers that wouldn't normally venture onto the tracks a sight of them and a small taste of how the shiny shed they are driving should be driven should the moisturiser and cloths ever leave their hands, in short dull and boring like a night on the rsoc forum
Old 13-07-2014, 10:49 PM
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I did the S1 20th parade lap 10 years ago and enjoyed it.

But to watch i a agree they are boring, But each to their own and all that.

I find Concourse cars boring as hell, So i don't pay attention to them. Simples
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4
Can go in the Novice group Pete, start off there like we all did.


Yeah true enough Dave, tbh though I'd rather come out with folks like yourself that are experienced mate, gives a much better buzz
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Originally Posted by 1-PD
I'm sure if you ask those taking part in such laps they were pleased as punch but for those who just want track action I can see your your point, thought parade laps were scrapped after the rsoc's almighty balls up at ND a couple of years back anyway but guess not
I wholly disagree, it was not an RSOC balls up, but the driver in question.
Do try and be factual before you discredit others unfairly
Old 14-07-2014, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by wildheart
I did the S1 20th parade lap 10 years ago and enjoyed it.
I was just trying to work out which one I done, 10 years nearly still got my little plate
Old 14-07-2014, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss T
I was just trying to work out which one I done, 10 years nearly still got my little plate
I didnt get anything like that
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The Parade Laps work at Combes and do seem part of the day just as much as the drifting, would Donington allow drifting, I think not

Not everyone wants to do a track session but this gives them chance to drive on a Circuit.

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Going to a racetrack for a parade lap is like going to a whorehouse for a cuddle.
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Originally Posted by Chip
Going to a racetrack for a parade lap is like going to a whorehouse for a cuddle.


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Originally Posted by Chip
Going to a racetrack for a parade lap is like going to a whorehouse for a cuddle.
Brilliant
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Im guessing someone got rear ended?
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Originally Posted by Parky
Im guessing someone got rear ended?
Are you on about the whorehouse comment or the parade lap

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Originally Posted by Sinbad
Are you on about the whorehouse comment or the parade lap

He is here all week and don't forget to tip your waitresses to
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Originally Posted by Chip
Going to a racetrack for a parade lap is like going to a whorehouse for a cuddle.

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rs national day escort cosworth parade 2002 donni…:
http://youtube/lHy44Y0a0xs

This was probably the best one, struggle to watch 12 minutes though

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Originally Posted by p.cressie
rs national day escort cosworth parade 2002 donni…:
http://youtube/lHy44Y0a0xs

This was probably the best one, struggle to watch 12 minutes though
That might be the one that our lot keep ribbing a member about as he put his in the cat litter on a Escos Parade Lap ?

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We stopped doing them at Ford Fair as they're a pain to organise, and boring for spectators. When track time is in high demand it seem mad to 'waste' the session on a parade lap.
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
We stopped doing them at Ford Fair as they're a pain to organise, and boring for spectators. When track time is in high demand it seem mad to 'waste' the session on a parade lap.
That makes total sense Dan, I think the RS clubs did them to fill a gap during dinner as folk moaned it was quite ?

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No time to do them at national day and the question was asked once in February so not that much demand....
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I sopose if your in the parade lap you will get a hard on but to watch from the side of the track they are boring.
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Originally Posted by Staffi
Echo this fully ^^^^

I don't track mine because I'm not good enough, simple really but at least I'm honest.
I agree Pete, I've got no interest in doing track days tbh but it is nice to be part of and drive on a track, but they are boring to watch. Problem is there's always one who thinks he's on a track day as I found out lol
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Sorry if it opens some wounds but the incident everyone's talking about, was it the grey saph rear ending the white slap bang in front of the grandstand?

Just curious, I've not been to a show for years.


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