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Old 26-03-2005, 10:09 PM
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So what shall i called you? Should i call you errrr..........bullet....errr.......tooth.....

You can call me Susan if it makes u happy!

Get your tongue out of my arsehole Gary!

What's that???.......haha..........This............is a shotgun Sol..........It's a fuckin antiaircraft gun Vincent!!!!!!!

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Old 26-03-2005, 10:21 PM
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Ooh! Ooh! I'm blind! I'm blind!

Old 26-03-2005, 11:25 PM
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''How tall are you son??''
''IM SIX FOOT 2 SIR''
''HOLY JESUS.. I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH'' - Some army film

''COME WITH ME.. IF YOU WANT TO SHAG'' - The Penetrater

''If im not back in 5 minutes... Just wait longer!!'' - Ace Venturer

''IM THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE'' - Little britan (I know its not a film but )

''Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but'' - Little Britan Again

''Oh shit dude.. u gotta tattoo... Arrr wowww whats it say.. RAY.. Ooo shit u gotta tattoo to.. WOW whats it say.. FUCKED ME.. HAHAHA.. RAY..FUCKED ME..RAY.. FUCKED ME'' - Scary movie 2
Old 26-03-2005, 11:37 PM
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'avi sit down you big bald fuck!!'
Old 27-03-2005, 12:02 AM
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''I now know why you cry............... but it is something i can never do''

Teminator 2 : Judgement Day (CLASSIC)
Old 27-03-2005, 12:28 AM
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ITS A DEAL ITS A STEAL ITS SALE OF THE FOOKING CENTURY
I FOOKING HATE PIKEYS
Old 27-03-2005, 12:38 AM
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"Yes you did Brad, yes you did. You tried to fuck him like a bitch. And Marcellas Wallis dont like to be fucked by anyone else than Mrs Wallis"

"Its the one that says "Bad mother fucker""
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Originally Posted by S2martin
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper, baby.
Whose chopper is this?
Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.


Martin
gonna get some pipe smokin niggers with a blow torch to get Medieval
on your arse
4 got the rest
quality film
Old 27-03-2005, 12:39 AM
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bit of copper pipe was involved i think
Old 27-03-2005, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by badcompany

gonna get some pie smokin niggers with a blow torch to get Medieval
on your arse
4 got the rest
quality film
Think you might mean pipe smokin...
Old 27-03-2005, 12:51 AM
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movie sounds.com is fooked via spyware dont use it but found a better site
http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/
some quality answer phone replys TOO
Old 27-03-2005, 12:53 AM
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I feel the need, the need for speed.
Old 27-03-2005, 12:55 AM
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The award for best movie quotes has to go to Full Metal Jacket, and there are definitely a few!

Private Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
{Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach}
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.

Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Old 27-03-2005, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by S1
Originally Posted by badcompany

gonna get some pie smokin niggers with a blow torch to get Medieval
on your arse
4 got the rest
quality film
Think you might mean pipe smokin...
i think at the 9 stella mark wasnt a bad effort
Old 27-03-2005, 01:34 AM
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youve got me, whos got you
Old 27-03-2005, 01:36 AM
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yipee kai ey mother fucker
Old 27-03-2005, 01:37 AM
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doh, ray EGON
Old 27-03-2005, 01:38 AM
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i hate a baby
Old 27-03-2005, 01:51 AM
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Luke,I am your father
Old 27-03-2005, 06:18 AM
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"heeeeeeeyyyy yoooooouuuuuuu guuuuuyyyyyyyys"

the ugly bloke in the goonies just b4 he comes down the ship sail
Old 27-03-2005, 08:02 AM
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Everything that has a begining, has an end
Old 27-03-2005, 08:19 AM
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Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car
Old 27-03-2005, 08:23 AM
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"Hey I'm the pie fucker"
"funny cause in prision he'll be the pie"

and

"hey you stop stealing monkeys"
"fuck you"
"fair enough"

Old 27-03-2005, 08:24 AM
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" I always wanted to be a Gangster"-Goodfellas

"I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning-Apocolypse Now

"Fine report me, Come the fuck down here and arrest me, Just send the police now"-Die Hard

""hit man, Did you see that guys fucking head come apart"-Platoon

"Id buy that for a dollar"-Robocop

"I didnt mean to call you a meatloaf Jake"-An American Werewolf In London

"He slimed me"-Ghostbusters

"This is not my locker"-Beverly Hills Cop

"Thats a negative Ghostrider, The pattern is full"-Top Gun

"Either they dont know, Dont show, Or just dont care about what is going on in the Hood"-Boyz N The Hood

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED"-Gladiator

"You talking to me"-TaxiDriver

And the ALL TIME classic

"Say hello to my little Friend"-Scarface
Old 27-03-2005, 08:31 AM
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passionford is full of queers and steers,which one are you boy,i dont see no horns on you

officer and a gentlemen
Old 27-03-2005, 08:33 AM
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thought that was officer and a gentlemen
Old 27-03-2005, 08:43 AM
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come on then wheres ya tool,,,,,,,,,,,

what tool,,,,,

this f*cking tool,,,,,

im the f*cking daddy you hear me!!!!!

SCUM,,,,,,not word for word but you know the bit i mean

Old 27-03-2005, 08:48 AM
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thats what i said steve
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you call that a knife, now thats a knife
Old 27-03-2005, 08:57 AM
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"Hey billy, the other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, and I said "geez you've got a big pussy, geez you've got a bif pussy, she said why did you say that twice, I said I didn't, see, it's cause of the echo" - Predator

"Doc, you don't just walk into a store, and buy plutonium" - Back To The Future

"Well you've got to have an opinion, do think that god cam down from heaven and moved the bull - Bang, oh man, I shot marvin in the face" - Pulp Fiction

"This One's For You Harry" - Days Of Thunder
Old 27-03-2005, 09:02 AM
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cant remember the film but it has to be

"tool? hat tool? This fooking tool!"

Old 27-03-2005, 09:06 AM
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is a hat tool a bit like a shoe horn?
Old 27-03-2005, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by RST Seeker
''How tall are you son??''
''IM SIX FOOT 2 SIR''
''HOLY JESUS.. I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH'' - Some army film
FULL METAL JACKET
Old 27-03-2005, 09:15 AM
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If the milk is sower, i'm not the kinda pussy to drink it. Whats that guys?
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Lock stock
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Originally Posted by steviep
Lock stock
Old 27-03-2005, 09:21 AM
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Sheila: "You found me beautiful once."
Ash: "Honey, you got real ugly."

"Name's Ash... Housewares."

"Klatu Verata Nrmnphnfhr..."

"Yo, she-bitch ... let's go."

"See this? This is my BOOM stick!"


Army Of Darkness
That film is full of great one-liners
Old 27-03-2005, 09:24 AM
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It's party time. P-A-R-T...WHY?....Cuz I gotta!!
Old 27-03-2005, 09:29 AM
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It's gotta be

What? guns that fire shot
lock stock.

or

Step back put the gun down and get me a packet of tropical fruit bubbleiscious, and some skittles


Bad boys
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loads in lock stock....

Knifes, big fuck off shiny ones

I fucking hate traffic wardens

Can't remember what the cat from red dwarf says but that was quality....


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