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27-03-2005, 09:34 AM
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JESUS CHRIST I was expecting Corn Flakes and a quick wank, instead I get some nutter wearing a Stone Island top holding a Butchers knife to my throat! 
27-03-2005, 09:39 AM
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The Daddy of all quotes
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
27-03-2005, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan B
The award for best movie quotes has to go to Full Metal Jacket, and there are definitely a few! 
Private Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
{Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach}
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.
Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
{Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach}
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.
Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
heres another one...
Sergeant Hartman : Did you Parent have Children that ever lived?
Pile: Sir yes sir..
Sergeant Hartman : I bet they Regret that?
27-03-2005, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
Originally Posted by Phil
"My penis tastes like mint" - I bet no-one can guess what film thats from 
27-03-2005, 10:25 AM
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1) "a sins ending up like that girl
where junkies prowl where the tigers prowl in search of that much needed blow
where winos cringe on a can heat binge and find there graves in the snow"
2) "Asta la vista mutha fucka"
both from the same film
where junkies prowl where the tigers prowl in search of that much needed blow
where winos cringe on a can heat binge and find there graves in the snow"
2) "Asta la vista mutha fucka"
both from the same film
27-03-2005, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by JimRS
JESUS CHRIST I was expecting Corn Flakes and a quick wank, instead I get some nutter wearing a Stone Island top holding a Butchers knife to my throat!
Another one
'Lemon spell it you c**t'
'C-*-*-T...C**t'
'No i ment lemon soppy bollocks'
and
'met stanly'
27-03-2005, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeeB
The Daddy of all quotes
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
"Wy don't ya try, stickin' ya head up ya ass..... See if it fits"
"I'm Tony Montana, a political prisinor from Cuba"
"I always tell the truth... Even when I lie"
27-03-2005, 12:35 PM
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Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the firking Century!" In fact, feck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: Alright alright, keep your allens on!
[Peels off notes from his wad.]
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.
Soap: Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, feck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. shite 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the firking Century!" In fact, feck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: Alright alright, keep your allens on!
[Peels off notes from his wad.]
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.
Soap: Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, feck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. shite 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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27-03-2005, 01:10 PM
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27-03-2005, 02:24 PM
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"Now suck the blood out of her titties"
Vampire Lesbian Lust, currently clogging up my dvd player.
"The circle is now complete, when last we met, I was the student and you were the teacher. Now... I am the Master"
"Only a master of Evil Darth"
Vampire Lesbian Lust, currently clogging up my dvd player.
"The circle is now complete, when last we met, I was the student and you were the teacher. Now... I am the Master"
"Only a master of Evil Darth"
27-03-2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Dean Saff
A few from one of my fav films..
Knock, Knock......
Stick Around.....
You are one ugly Mother Fooker.....
Knock, Knock......
Stick Around.....
You are one ugly Mother Fooker.....
Wasn't Alien vs Predator shit
27-03-2005, 06:30 PM
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" Look at the brains on Braaad"
"Oh im sorry!....Did I break your concentartion!?!?!"
(Pulp Fiction)
"Boards dont hit Back"
"Maaaan U come straight otta comic book"
(Enter the Dragon)
"Dont worry, I think I'll go 'ome an av a cheese sandwich"...this is just after 'lucky' has got blown up in a car from 'Love Honour and Obey. (a true clasic!.
"Oh im sorry!....Did I break your concentartion!?!?!"
(Pulp Fiction)
"Boards dont hit Back"
"Maaaan U come straight otta comic book"
(Enter the Dragon)
"Dont worry, I think I'll go 'ome an av a cheese sandwich"...this is just after 'lucky' has got blown up in a car from 'Love Honour and Obey. (a true clasic!.
30-03-2005, 11:10 AM
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"Youre a natural aint ya Tyrone????"..........."A natural fuckin idiot!!!"
"'Arry wants your pub!....Do u want me to draw u a picture?"
"Barry!.....Barry mate!.. If you can hear me, get in the car mate....Barry!!!"
"Antiques?.....What the fuck do we know about antiques?"
"All.....Bets.....Are.....Off!"
(Snatch, and Lock stock )
"Riiiiiicky!!!!!" (Boyz n tha Hood)
"'Arry wants your pub!....Do u want me to draw u a picture?"
"Barry!.....Barry mate!.. If you can hear me, get in the car mate....Barry!!!"
"Antiques?.....What the fuck do we know about antiques?"
"All.....Bets.....Are.....Off!"
(Snatch, and Lock stock )
"Riiiiiicky!!!!!" (Boyz n tha Hood)
30-03-2005, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by S2martin
Fuck do you care, new fish? Doesn't fuckin' matter what his name was. He's dead
Anyone?
Martin
Anyone?
Martin
Some classics for you are these:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
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"Nah.. but these go to 11."
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"If you can't see the angles no more, you in trouble."
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and a tricky one for ya................
"You either define the moment, or the moment defines you."
30-03-2005, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by RST Seeker
''How tall are you son??''
''IM SIX FOOT 2 SIR''
''HOLY JESUS.. I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH'' - Some army film
''IM SIX FOOT 2 SIR''
''HOLY JESUS.. I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH'' - Some army film
"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
30-03-2005, 12:46 PM
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"losers are always moaning about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
"fuck my ass, that's up to you. If you want to come in my face, that's OK too, just try to keep it out of my hair, I just washed it... and my eyes, it stings"
"excuse me do I have fuck written on my forehead"
"wax on, wax off"
the last three have a links together although not from the same films lol
"fuck my ass, that's up to you. If you want to come in my face, that's OK too, just try to keep it out of my hair, I just washed it... and my eyes, it stings"
"excuse me do I have fuck written on my forehead"
"wax on, wax off"
the last three have a links together although not from the same films lol
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Originally Posted by Mr.Manchester
not a movie quote but its gotta be red dwarf for me
"smoke me a kipper il be back for breakfast"
"smoke me a kipper il be back for breakfast"
