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Old 25-10-2013, 09:21 PM
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Default OMG, WTF, Worst pile of billy bull I've ever seen on ebay!

Just have a read of this lads, quite possibly the worst load of shite ever.

I thought it was a joke at first..... enjoy!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escor...item4177828bd0
Old 25-10-2013, 09:48 PM
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whats wrong with it?

has all the reciepts, saying how the car is currently and cant see any lies?

am i missing summat?
Old 25-10-2013, 09:56 PM
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Seen alot worse matey
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he has all the reciepts there, encouraging you to look before you bid or buy, and your whinging?

id like to know why as ive read the ad 5 times now and cant see the issue you seem to be cunting him off about??

or is it your mate your getting extra viewings for?
that would make sense !!
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Originally Posted by Cossie Sean
he has all the reciepts there, encouraging you to look before you bid or buy, and your whinging?

id like to know why as ive read the ad 5 times now and cant see the issue you seem to be cunting him off about??

or is it your mate your getting extra viewings for?
that would make sense !!
Sounds like he is your mate tbh! If you can look at that advert and believe everything he says then there's something wrong with you!
"95% complete" - It doesn't even have any wheels. The fact that he says he's a panel beater but he hasn't done anything to it.
298bhp engine? What 300bhp cvh have you ever seen going for just over a grand?
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if you dont like it ,dont buy it ..its someone elses pride and joy at some point ..might not be 298bhp though but maybe thats what he had been told..i have seen a lot worse

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Granted he does give a lot of detail in the add, but statements like "I've got an id for a 1 owner car you can buy... and then transplant the bits to make an easy 8 grand"

I think anyone with a s2 will tell you that they are not quite at 8k yet, and the ones that are- well they are perfection and would stand up to any test etc.
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I don't think it's that bad
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been on the Stella tonight then?

propper handfull arent ya

he is selling it with reciepts that come with the car he bought, if you dont like it dont buy it he is giving you the option
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your probably right and it's not quite as bad as I first thought.

The car it's self doesn't look bad, I just dont like the description.
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OMG WTF????
I've seen worse condition shells than that. I will say he's a dodgy cunt with the selling IDs.
If you are his mate bumping the views then that makes you the same scum as him

But if your not them it's all good
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Originally Posted by SBT83
OMG WTF????
I've seen worse condition shells than that. I will say he's a dodgy cunt with the selling IDs.
If you are his mate bumping the views then that makes you the same scum as him

But if your not them it's all good
Shell didnt look that bad to me. Ad was abit dodgy. Wouldn't say it was too shonkness
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Originally Posted by Cossie.jack
Shell didnt look that bad to me. Ad was abit dodgy. Wouldn't say it was too shonkness
I wouldn't enter it to the Shonk of fame.
This is why that thread was good! Separates the decent from the shit
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Originally Posted by SBT83
I wouldn't enter it to the Shonk of fame.
This is why that thread was good! Separates the decent from the shit
Should start a new one
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Originally Posted by Cossie.jack
Should start a new one
it would only offend people like the last one, even though it was hidden away in the muppet room. Oh well
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Granted it's not a nice colour but I don't see much wrong with it other than that as a project?
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Originally Posted by SBT83
it would only offend people like the last one, even though it was hidden away in the muppet room. Oh well
Yea I know
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The only thing I can see wrong is 300bhp on mfi...
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Ive seen worse. Can he prove its 300 bhp..
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I was going to fully strip it,put it back to original Mercury Grey,Because Ive also got a rotton shell.A 1 OWNER FULL SERVICE HISTORY,Huge pile of*receipts,*V5 and ID for a grey Dreg RS*(it dont come with this car.thats a xtra Ł500)*then sell it for 8 grand + ..
This sounds a bit dodge to me tbh. But other than that..........
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Looks a good project to me not bad for that price either love the colour looks track lol ideal for someone looking for an s2 oh and I don't now this guy his not my mate lol.
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That is Terry Bartons car who owns Barton Bodyworks hes no stranger to Fords he has mainly old skool mk1s and 2s and he is the best in the area at spraying. hes not the sort of person to lie about anything if he says he has that info then he has it.
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actually terry was known for being a bit of a dodgy sod back in the day but his paintwork is the best i have known
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Originally Posted by Roosie
That is Terry Bartons car who owns Barton Bodyworks hes no stranger to Fords he has mainly old skool mk1s and 2s and he is the best in the area at spraying. hes not the sort of person to lie about anything if he says he has that info then he has it.
So how can it have a RR print out for 298 bhp when it clearly cannot fuel to that on the standard fueling that it appears to have, it would struggle to get over 200 never mind nearly 300

basically he doesn't know what he is talking about or he is lieing, which is it?

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