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20-03-2005, 05:45 PM
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Pon, let me put it in simple terms for you son.
If Paris Hilton and Abi Titmus bust into your bedroom, both wearing spurs shirts, and proceeded to hammer the fuck out of each other with a double ender, you'd be on it quicker then fly's on shit
If Paris Hilton and Abi Titmus bust into your bedroom, both wearing spurs shirts, and proceeded to hammer the fuck out of each other with a double ender, you'd be on it quicker then fly's on shit
20-03-2005, 05:47 PM
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WTF???
Another blind homo....
Either that or you like the inbred tashed up look.....
Ere Pon, Andreas i have a BLIND date set up for ya....
Here she is.....
Another blind homo....
Either that or you like the inbred tashed up look.....
Ere Pon, Andreas i have a BLIND date set up for ya....
Here she is.....
20-03-2005, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Lee,
Just because you don't find something attractive, it doesn't mean you have to detest it either.
Just because you don't find something attractive, it doesn't mean you have to detest it either.
but this was also YOUR quote!!!
Originally Posted by RichardPON
You've got to be a bit of a pleb to think that Paris Hilton is attractive!
She's neither good looking, nor sexy.
She's neither good looking, nor sexy.
Paris does look a little like David Coultard, I will give you that
but Natasha Beddingfield looks alot like david and I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Paris is also far better driver than DC so maybe they should secretly swap careers
God we can argue about ANYTHING on this site
but arguing about 'IF' anyone finds Abi attractive or if Paris Hilton is good looking 
well I reckon we have reached a new level!
20-03-2005, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Pon, let me put it in simple terms for you son.
If Paris Hilton and Abi Titmus bust into your bedroom, both wearing spurs shirts, and proceeded to hammer the fuck out of each other with a double ender, you'd be on it quicker then fly's on shit
If Paris Hilton and Abi Titmus bust into your bedroom, both wearing spurs shirts, and proceeded to hammer the fuck out of each other with a double ender, you'd be on it quicker then fly's on shit
But as I pointed out earlier, wanting to shag someone, and finding them attractive can be two very different things.
I never said either were repulsive, but take them out of make-up, their celebrity lifestyles, away from their slutiness, and remove their money, and stick em on some council estate in Leicester, and maybe they're not so pretty?
I'm guessing a lot of people are just saying they'd shag them, because they're both high profile, and well known for being dirty. if THAT'S what you find attractive, then fair enough.
I'm just not attracted to the looks...........
20-03-2005, 06:41 PM
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Pon, i do find paris hilton pretty good...She is rich, famous, has a great body, looks good and if you have seen the video gives wicked head....!
My missus is who i, "chop one out over" as you so eloquently put it, at night.....
But regardless, youre still a homo and need to visit specsavers
Lee, Yup i thought she looked pretty good bar the boat!!!!lol
My missus is who i, "chop one out over" as you so eloquently put it, at night.....
But regardless, youre still a homo and need to visit specsavers
Lee, Yup i thought she looked pretty good bar the boat!!!!lol
20-03-2005, 06:49 PM
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Okay, so because I don't have the same taste in women as you (i.e. you like slutty trashy women - your missus must be so proud ), that somehow makes me gay?
Well done - another well thought out comment!
), that somehow makes me gay?Well done - another well thought out comment!
20-03-2005, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Fair play to ya pon, you ain't as much of a perv as the rest of us 
Top bird for me is and has been for quite some time is Sarah Michelle Geller
Top bird for me is and has been for quite some time is Sarah Michelle Geller
As for the idea of any of them wearing a Spurs shirt, I'd find that off-putting - It would lead me into thinking too much about our diabolical midfield!
Dave - you've obviously missed the point, but bearing in mind your criteria are:
1. Pulse
.......... I'm not too surprised
20-03-2005, 07:02 PM
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pon, i think you've missed the point 
your chin is pleasantly up your own arse on this one
fact is, you WOULD hang out the back of both of them...if you could get it up
they would make absolute mincemeat out of you.. you would cry like a new born baby
your chin is pleasantly up your own arse on this one fact is, you WOULD hang out the back of both of them...if you could get it up
they would make absolute mincemeat out of you.. you would cry like a new born baby
20-03-2005, 07:03 PM
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Dave - you've obviously missed the point, but bearing in mind your criteria are:
1. Pulse
1. Pulse
but i cant argue with that!
apart from adding... 'blonde'
thank you please
20-03-2005, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
The one in the right of Thrush's picture is lovely!!!!
MUCH nicer than Abi Think her name is Mackenzie???
20-03-2005, 07:13 PM
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I'm not going to cop out of it. It was ME!!! Not Beccy. I THINK ABI TITMUSS IS A MINGER.
Every time I look at her (she is in 'Nuts' almost every week) I think 'How the fuck can anyone find that attractive?'.
There are loads of every day girls who don't have the fortune of appearing in magazines who are TONS AND TONS better looking that Titmuss. Why is she there?
As said above, take any ordinary girl and give her a Magazine makeover you lot would say you would shag her. If thats what you go for then thats fine. Anyone with any standards couldn't say that she is in the Top Ten or even the Top 100,000.
I'm not going to cop out of it. It was ME!!! Not Beccy. I THINK ABI TITMUSS IS A MINGER.
Every time I look at her (she is in 'Nuts' almost every week) I think 'How the fuck can anyone find that attractive?'.
There are loads of every day girls who don't have the fortune of appearing in magazines who are TONS AND TONS better looking that Titmuss. Why is she there?
As said above, take any ordinary girl and give her a Magazine makeover you lot would say you would shag her. If thats what you go for then thats fine. Anyone with any standards couldn't say that she is in the Top Ten or even the Top 100,000.
20-03-2005, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
As for the idea of any of them wearing a Spurs shirt, I'd find that off-putting - It would lead me into thinking too much about our diabolical midfield!
20-03-2005, 07:22 PM
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So as well as having no taste in women, it would seem you've had a sense of humour bypass as well!
The concept of irony must have passed you by, or are you just as stupid as you are intent on proving
The concept of irony must have passed you by, or are you just as stupid as you are intent on proving
20-03-2005, 07:26 PM
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Having no taste in women and no sense of humor hasnt impaired my vision, unlike the lack of spurs midfield has yours....
Pon, you are in a major,major minority whether it is right or wrong.
Pon, are you single?
Pon, you are in a major,major minority whether it is right or wrong.
Pon, are you single?
20-03-2005, 07:32 PM
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Yes, but it's all about opinions.
The point you blinkered lot seem to be missing is this.
Take my other example of Sienna Miller. I do find her attractive - far more attractive than Abi Titmuss. I also find Sarah Michelle Gellar more attractive. ...and Cheryl Tweedy....... and about 6000 other women etc etc.
See my point yet? It was never about "oh, I'd shag her" - it was about I don't find her attractive, because I find millions of other women more attractive than her. Therefore, by definition, I don't find her attractive.
As for my situation, not that it's of any relevance, but I recently split out of a very serious 3 and a half year relationship. That's really not an issue you want to push, and if you had any sense, you wouldn't.
The point you blinkered lot seem to be missing is this.
Take my other example of Sienna Miller. I do find her attractive - far more attractive than Abi Titmuss. I also find Sarah Michelle Gellar more attractive. ...and Cheryl Tweedy....... and about 6000 other women etc etc.
See my point yet? It was never about "oh, I'd shag her" - it was about I don't find her attractive, because I find millions of other women more attractive than her. Therefore, by definition, I don't find her attractive.
As for my situation, not that it's of any relevance, but I recently split out of a very serious 3 and a half year relationship. That's really not an issue you want to push, and if you had any sense, you wouldn't.
20-03-2005, 07:35 PM
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personally , i wouldnt marry any of them 
id fist them all till they squirt their love piss all over my armpit but i dont think they are truely stunning .
the woman of my dreams has to be alyssa millano , small , perfectly formed and quite possibly dirty as hell
id fist them all till they squirt their love piss all over my armpit but i dont think they are truely stunning . the woman of my dreams has to be alyssa millano , small , perfectly formed and quite possibly dirty as hell
20-03-2005, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Yes, but it's all about opinions.
As for my situation, not that it's of any relevance, but I recently split out of a very serious 3 and a half year relationship. That's really not an issue you want to push, and if you had any sense, you wouldn't.
As for my situation, not that it's of any relevance, but I recently split out of a very serious 3 and a half year relationship. That's really not an issue you want to push, and if you had any sense, you wouldn't.
Did i just find the point where you spit your dummy out....?
Jees Pon, i was just about to say that i agree with ya, and you HAD made some good ponits, then you get all die hard on me.......KNOB!
20-03-2005, 09:30 PM
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Agreed it's all a question of taste, and one one person finds attractive, another doesn't. Same with motors, Pon love's his Taxi With regard to his personal issues, let's leave that ok chaps.
As for SMG, you stay away from her ponsta, spurs fan or not sonny jim it's
when it comes to the slayer
UNfortunately, I reside with DaveEscCos, if i'm in a club, blondies get 1st look in
However, if Lisa Riley dyed her hair blond, then there would be blatent refusal
Well, maybe make her "special" for one night
With regard to his personal issues, let's leave that ok chaps.As for SMG, you stay away from her ponsta, spurs fan or not sonny jim it's
when it comes to the slayer UNfortunately, I reside with DaveEscCos, if i'm in a club, blondies get 1st look in
However, if Lisa Riley dyed her hair blond, then there would be blatent refusal
Well, maybe make her "special" for one night
20-03-2005, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeRST
Originally Posted by RichardPON
Yes, but it's all about opinions.
As for my situation, not that it's of any relevance, but I recently split out of a very serious 3 and a half year relationship. That's really not an issue you want to push, and if you had any sense, you wouldn't.
As for my situation, not that it's of any relevance, but I recently split out of a very serious 3 and a half year relationship. That's really not an issue you want to push, and if you had any sense, you wouldn't.
Did i just find the point where you spit your dummy out....?
Jees Pon, i was just about to say that i agree with ya, and you HAD made some good ponits, then you get all die hard on me.......KNOB!
I was simply saying that it's not an issue I wanted brought up, as aside from all this internet banter/bollox, people do have real life stuff to deal with.
By the way, I never spit my dummy out
20-03-2005, 11:03 PM
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guys guys guys
there are a 'hundred' differents types of sexy,
lend me you ear ill offer a quick explaination.. with the main focus of your chat
abi t is sexy, sluty sexy, you know your mates will take the piss but you would anyway ive got to say she looks to me one haircut/makeover away from the local pub bike...but like i said a couple of stellas and you know you would...
NO you say.
stop lying
paris hilton is v. posh sexy, you would if you could but you cant so you want to. plus if you have net you prob know what a filthy minx she is and you know that helps guys.
you still with me?
sienna miller, scarlett johansen (sp) most would say timeless look although that pic is awful is that what you get in the morning jude me old mate??
if by any chance jude law reads this only joking pal.
cheyrl tweedy and alyssa milano i cant comment on, those women are weakness of mine.
can i getta amen loooooooordddd have mercy she is fine.
damn that ashley cole.
there are a 'hundred' differents types of sexy,
lend me you ear ill offer a quick explaination.. with the main focus of your chat
abi t is sexy, sluty sexy, you know your mates will take the piss but you would anyway ive got to say she looks to me one haircut/makeover away from the local pub bike...but like i said a couple of stellas and you know you would...
NO you say.
stop lying
paris hilton is v. posh sexy, you would if you could but you cant so you want to. plus if you have net you prob know what a filthy minx she is and you know that helps guys.
you still with me?
sienna miller, scarlett johansen (sp) most would say timeless look although that pic is awful is that what you get in the morning jude me old mate??
if by any chance jude law reads this only joking pal.
cheyrl tweedy and alyssa milano i cant comment on, those women are weakness of mine.
can i getta amen loooooooordddd have mercy she is fine.
damn that ashley cole.
21-03-2005, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
She looks boss-eyed and has a wonky mouth. There are definately far better looking females out there.
e.g. Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Tweedy (in that order).
e.g. Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Tweedy (in that order).
but that doesn't make Abi Titmus a minger does it!!!!!!