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Old 20-03-2005, 12:07 PM
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I'd happliy bore into both Jodie Marsh and Michelle Marsh! And Pammy and Jennifer Ellison whilst I'm at it!

Christian you

Old 20-03-2005, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian
e.g. Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Tweedy (in that order).
Dream on sonny boy. Cheryl is FAAAAAAAAR nicer than Kimberly, and "ol' funny feet"

And yes, Abi is nice
Old 20-03-2005, 12:16 PM
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Please tell me this post was put up by Beccy.
Old 20-03-2005, 12:20 PM
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Tonyturbo, Thrush, dave^, Craign, Cossienuts...

Look Christian, we have more HETEROSEXUALS that agree with me

You are gonna need ladder to get yourself out of this hole you have dug
Old 20-03-2005, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
Please tell me this post was put up by Beccy.
Christian, Andreas has just givenm you an escape route!!!

Use it
Old 20-03-2005, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
She looks boss-eyed and has a wonky mouth. There are definately far better looking females out there.

e.g. Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Tweedy (in that order).

Lets face it Gary if you were out on the pull, would you want a night with a girl thats eye candy or would you want a girl whos eye candy and a dutty hoe bag

Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
The same kind of person that finds Titmuss attractive, also thinks that Jodie Marsh is fit IMO.

That person wouldn't have the good taste to appreciate such sexiness as :-

Michelle Marsh
Pamela Anderson
Kimberley Walsh
Jennifer Ellison

etc etc.
Jodie Marsh!! Are you on crack About the only thing she has going for her are her tats. Good job i'm a tat man!!

The old boat race tho, Mmmm not to sure on that hooter.
Old 20-03-2005, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
You are gonna need ladder to get yourself out of this hole you have dug

Start climbing Christian





Old 20-03-2005, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Cherly cos Tony Turbo want's her
CheeRS Dan... You are a true pal. Unlike that Andy! *shakes fist* grrrrrrr


Old 20-03-2005, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by tonyturbo
Abi titmuss aint gorgeous but she ugly. what a fuckin poundin she would get. fanny batter everywhere.
Very funny quote
Old 20-03-2005, 01:19 PM
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I'd crawl over 3 fields of broken glass on my bare belly just to stick matchsticks in her shite.
Old 20-03-2005, 01:22 PM
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Id get taters deep with anything when im in the zone.......
Old 20-03-2005, 01:32 PM
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Christian,

Old 20-03-2005, 01:55 PM
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In a word 'YES'.

Give her to me for 24 hours and she'd be walking like she lost her horse mate !!!
Old 20-03-2005, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by allsteel
I'd crawl over 3 fields of broken glass on my bare belly just to stick matchsticks in her shite.
steady on mate!
Old 20-03-2005, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by tonyturbo
Originally Posted by allsteel
I'd crawl over 3 fields of broken glass on my bare belly just to stick matchsticks in her shite.
steady on mate!
Old 20-03-2005, 02:18 PM
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Christian - got to agree with you mate.

She's another one of these girls who has mor hype about her than looks. Same as Paris Hilton.

I don't find either of them particularly attractive at all...........
Old 20-03-2005, 02:26 PM
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I think Jodie Marsh is quite nice, in all fairness i'd hammer her



And unfortunately, for you Christian



Old 20-03-2005, 02:30 PM
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There you go christian! Bum luuuuurrrrrrvvvvveeeeeeee for you homo
Old 20-03-2005, 02:36 PM
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Paris hilton is posh pussy mint..

You got to me a homo to not rate any of the above mentioned hoes...........
Old 20-03-2005, 02:40 PM
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You've got to be a bit of a pleb to think that Paris Hilton is attractive!

She's neither good looking, nor sexy.
Old 20-03-2005, 02:43 PM
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Cor and i bet she thinks youre a hunk......
Old 20-03-2005, 02:47 PM
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I didn't ask you what she might think of me.

Man, do you have an opinion of your own, or do you have to ask everyone else on here, so you can feel a bit more secure?

..... and I quote:

"Paris hilton is posh pussy mint..

You got to me a homo to not rate any of the above mentioned hoes........... "

Superbly formed intellectual argument there - I bet you're the leader of any mature discussion
Old 20-03-2005, 02:48 PM
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Theres better looking than Abi,but in no way is she unatractive!
Old 20-03-2005, 02:48 PM
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i deffo don't like tats or fake girls or gay's
Old 20-03-2005, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pauldudley
i deffo don't like tats or fake girls or gay's
You don't like tits? Say again?
Old 20-03-2005, 03:12 PM
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If a girl came on here and posted a pic of herself and she looked like Abi Titmuff - you lot would drool so much you'd short circuit ya keyboard!

Still not really sure what she's famous for - but if she walked in your local you'd look twice.
Old 20-03-2005, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
I didn't ask you what she might think of me.:

Man, do you have an opinion of your own, or do you have to ask everyone else on here, so you can feel a bit more secure?

..... and I quote:

"Paris hilton is posh pussy mint..

You got to me a homo to not rate any of the above mentioned hoes........... "

Superbly formed intellectual argument there - I bet you're the leader of any mature discussion
No youre right you didnt but i thought i would give my opinion as did you when you opend this topic.

Yes i have my own opinion on this topic, what gave you the idea i needed other peoples guidence on which to form my own opinions?, And/or to reassure me of my insecurities!

Anyway when the fook did this become a mature conversation, were all all talking about Abi titmus and whether we would nail her,

If you wanted a dissertation of the subject of "women and their attractiveness in the 21st century" you have aleast got to give me some notice......KNOB
Old 20-03-2005, 03:14 PM
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shes get it all over

not the best looking but very dirty :blonde:
Old 20-03-2005, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by John_bonus90
she get it all over

not the best looking but very dirty :blonde:
Old 20-03-2005, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeRST
Anyway when the fook did this become a mature conversation, were all all talking about Abi titmus and whether we would nail her,
See that's the difference.

YOU'RE talking about whether you'd "nail" her, as you so eloquently put it, where the question was whether you found her attractive.

Pecker
Old 20-03-2005, 04:04 PM
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You are right Richard, I did say that but, when where there has been 40 odd replies and 6 of them said just "yes" as an answer to the question where as the other 30+ said "I would shag her, no doubt".... I thought it would be a good idea to adapt to the conversation and the direction it was going.

And what has "being eloquent" got to do with a topic about a girl who made her name by fooking a Ex-television presenter and all his female mates then sticking it on the front page of every national news paper.....

If you want me present myself like a Gentleman then you need to introduce a worthy topic for my perusal my good man!!!

Cheese-Dick!!
Old 20-03-2005, 05:04 PM
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Er, exactly what topic did I introduce?

I just said that she's not that attractive, and in that, I'm quite correct.

Oh, and for your information, you can speak eloquently about a topic irrespective of its nature.
Old 20-03-2005, 05:07 PM
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i love her!! lol prolly something to do with the fact she
known to be utter filth
Old 20-03-2005, 05:16 PM
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Faggots

Here's the bottom line;

Do ya wanna take this out on a date:



Or do ya wanna shag this?



Old 20-03-2005, 05:27 PM
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Rich, I'm with Joe, you must be a homo.... and BLIND!!!!!

Seriously... I am worried. Paris hilton may be a nasty posh bitch, but she is a good looking women! This is not just in my eyes, but in most peoples... thats why she is on the cover of magazines and you aren't.

And getting back to Abi, well she gets paid 10k per modelling shoot... is this because she is ugly and no one finds here attractive?? or is it because most men think she is slightly saucy and like oogling her and putting her in magazines sells??

Paris rocks and if that makes me a pleb then so fooking be it!!

Put some of these on Rich



and then come back and take a look at the following pics









Christians original question was does anyone actually find Abi Titmuss attractive, well seriously I find it weird that anyone can say they find her repulsive and not in any way attractive??? She is not in my top 10000000, but as someone said if she walked into your local, you would have a second look at least!
Old 20-03-2005, 05:32 PM
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The one in the right of Thrush's picture is lovely!!!! MUCH nicer than Abi

Think her name is Mackenzie???
Old 20-03-2005, 05:34 PM
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Lee,

Just because you don't find something attractive, it doesn't mean you have to detest it either.

I look at Paris Hilton, and I can appreciate that she's got a great figure, and wears nice clothes, but it doesn't do anything for me.

It's not a question of "would I shag her", because I'm a bloke, and blokes by definition don't have to find someone attractive to shag them

It's about what you prefer - personally I think she looks a little too much like David Coulthard for my liking

Maybe I was wrong to say that she is not attractive per se, but simply, I don't find her attractive, in the same way that I would Sienna Miller for example.

As for what blokes look at, Abi Titmuss is hardly in the mags for sheer beauty! She's in there because blokes like to read about a bit of a girl next door type who happens to be filthy, and famous for that, and not her looks.

Maybe I just have more discerning tastes............... You are right though - if she walked into my local, I would look twice, as it would make a change from old men in flatcaps
Old 20-03-2005, 05:40 PM
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Porkie, Those pic's of Paris Hilton are amazing, full stop....

Old 20-03-2005, 05:42 PM
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Im with PON when it comes to Paris Hilton, she is an alien.
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I'd still bone it tho


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