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Old 30-07-2013, 06:17 PM
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Ive just come across this "forum" which i hate to use. Best of asking the professionals than reverting to these things.....

If you answer than cheers, if not ill get the answer anyway, from a trusted source than the net.

Ive a 1.8 16V Ford Focus 1999...wish id never bought the damn piece of shite...i will never buy a Ford ever again, total pieces of shit. Im a Vauxhall Guy, never break and plenty of instant power even if its a 1.0i 12v


Right ill get to the point.

Just trying to find the Coolant sensor location, looked around and what ive read on the "Forums"....God never trust one single forum, no matter what your questioning. Should be between 2-3rd spark plug...Well its not.

Ford Focus 1999 1.8 16V Coolant Sensor Location. Unknown.

"Why have i reverted to the lamest of information"

Forums do NOT have an answer....YES im pissed off sorry.
Old 30-07-2013, 06:19 PM
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You took the time to join a forum, just to make yourself out to sound like a complete bellend?

Why??
Old 30-07-2013, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by doctor stavros
You took the time to join a forum, just to make yourself out to sound like a complete bellend?

Why??
I was also thinking this?!
Mate with that attitude you will get no help here that's for sure!
Old 30-07-2013, 06:24 PM
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I could probably tell you, but I've decided not to
Old 30-07-2013, 06:24 PM
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Sorry but "vauxhall s never break" total bs mate having worked in a Vx dealer for the past 7 years I can assure you they do!
Old 30-07-2013, 06:25 PM
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Well i don't use "Forums", if your going to get an answer its not from here obviously, or any "Forum", these things are outdated, but ive taken the last steps to ask on this to see the laughable answers.

Bellend, yeah ive got one.

Do you have an answer ?

Yes i dont use these things as they are full off "Want to be Mechanics and people who "Think they know", in all aspects.

So i need to be proved wrong.

Do you have the answer, Mr?
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It's attached the coolant temperature wiring multiplug hope this helps
Old 30-07-2013, 06:25 PM
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its located in the engine bay

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Old 30-07-2013, 06:28 PM
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Nice way to ask a question! Go ask on migweb

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So`s my engine lol. But thanks
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All i want is a straight answer. 1. Location of Sensor. 2 I know its under the bonnet 3. Never use a forum.

Im really sorry but this using a forum is like me asking a Newsagent if they can provide me with a Turbo lol
Old 30-07-2013, 06:33 PM
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Dude stop being clever and post politely. We're here to help, so take your arse out your mouth and stop talking shit! Nob

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Old 30-07-2013, 06:34 PM
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Maybe if you ask nicely someone will come along and help you..

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I'd go for number 3 personally and ring up your local dairy for the answer, cos to be honest if you didn't come on hear like a cock you would of had at least 6 posts right now with the right answer
Old 30-07-2013, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by SBT83
Nice way to ask a question! Go ask on migweb you utter nob!
Migweb still going?
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Have i offended your professional expertise?

Im sure you can help so who is being un-polite. Ive been on many many forums and tired of the bullshit answers from people who want to be a professional.

Just a plain simple answer, location thats all. NO bullshit that you get on ALL forums.

God wheres my mechanic when i need one...QUALIFIED professionally. Chavs
Old 30-07-2013, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by R2000
Well i don't use "Forums", if your going to get an answer its not from here obviously, or any "Forum", these things are outdated, but ive taken the last steps to ask on this to see the laughable answers.

Bellend, yeah ive got one.

Do you have an answer ?

Yes i dont use these things as they are full off "Want to be Mechanics and people who "Think they know", in all aspects.

So i need to be proved wrong.

Do you have the answer, Mr?
Maybe if you asked nicely you'd get the write answer. There are lots of people on here that's know what there talking about and would happily give you the answer if you asked them with some manors.
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Originally Posted by R2000
never break and plenty of instant power even if its a 1.0i 12v
Yea, 1.0l 12v's are world renowned for their power. As for 'never break' my mates Corsa, which was bought brand new, is on it's 3rd engine in 15k miles, and they've vowed to never go near a Vauxhall again.

This forum is has some very knowledgeable people on it, that know more about cars than you, or your mechanic, could ever dream of, but I doubt they'll help you with an attitude problem like yours. All this crying over the coolant temp. sensor on a Focus, deary me.

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Define a professional?
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All down to the Driver Zetec Sam
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This should help Ginjer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional
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No driver could ever make a 1.0l Vauxhall powerful, that's a statement of fact.

Also the coolant temperature sensor isn't in the head on 1.8's, it's..............somewhere else.
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^^^^2 G's in GINGER^^^^ that clearly just answered my question
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Originally Posted by zetec-Sam
No driver could ever make a 1.0l Vauxhall powerful, that's a statement of fact.

Also the coolant temperature sensor isn't in the head on 1.8's, it's..............somewhere else.
Ooh we're getting near the answer, I wonder if its screwed in or held in with a metal clip?
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I think the sensor is stuck up your arse?I hope you trip over and fall in a bucket of rat sperm!!!!!
Old 30-07-2013, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by tay14
I think the sensor is stuck up your arse?I hope you trip over and fall in a bucket of rat sperm!!!!!
Looool
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Originally Posted by gingerturbo
Ooh we're getting near the answer, I wonder if its screwed in or held in with a metal clip?
Or maybe I'm lying and it is in the head, just not between the plugs, which is actually it's location in a Zetec SE engine.
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Thanks for the mystical reply Zetec-Sam...better get my torch out lol

As for the 1.0i 12v, i had one and with its 54BHP it pisses over a 1.4, shitty as it may be mate

Thing in question is ive a 1.8V 16V Zetec Ford Focus and to work on it is a f-in pile of shite...Just want the location of the Engine/Coolant Sensor so i can replace it. Yeah plenty of power but Ford is shite from my point of view and when ive changed this sensor im going back to Vauxhall.
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Originally Posted by zetec-Sam
Or maybe I'm lying and it is in the head, just not between the plugs, which is actually it's location in a Zetec SE engine.
A choice of 3 locations
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Common sense would buy a new sensor and search for its twin!!!
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54BHP, impressive.

Ford Focus' are one of the best hatchbacks you can buy, they're reliable and handle well, and have won loads of awards. They're also very easy to get parts for and work on...
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Originally Posted by R2000
Thanks for the mystical reply Zetec-Sam...better get my torch out lol

As for the 1.0i 12v, i had one and with its 54BHP it pisses over a 1.4, shitty as it may be mate

Thing in question is ive a 1.8V 16V Zetec Ford Focus and to work on it is a f-in pile of shite...Just want the location of the Engine/Coolant Sensor so i can replace it. Yeah plenty of power but Ford is shite from my point of view and when ive changed this sensor im going back to Vauxhall.
Are all vauxhall owners stuck up there own ass?
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Originally Posted by Cossie.jack

Are all vauxhall owners stuck up there own ass?
Nope just this one
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Originally Posted by Cossie.jack
Are all vauxhall owners stuck up there own ass?
In my experience, no, only Corsa VXR owners.
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Originally Posted by Cossie.jack
Are all vauxhall owners stuck up there own ass?
Coz xe powa rulz
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There might even be 2 one for the management and one for the temp gauge?
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I don't understand how he thinks he's going to get straight answer when he's being an utter nob
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Originally Posted by R2000
If you answer than cheers, if not ill get the answer anyway, from a trusted source than the net.
Suggest you jog on and ask your "trusted source"





Fact is, if you hate forums sooooo much and could get the needed info from the above 'source'......... Why come on here at all?



I have a feeling your a bored kid off school holidays looking to wind people up.












But if your car is real and this is actually legit (cock), then I hope it blows up
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Actually I AM a professional, trained by Ford themselves, however, due to your cuntish attitude I'm not going to give you the answer.

Fucking troll.
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