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Old 30-07-2013, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by R2000
GVK...Thats a GTI...Thought myself this is a Ford place lol...God im gone from here
If you care to look back at my previous posts, you'll find I answer a lot of technical questions on Fords on here, as I've worked on them on and off since 1988.

However, due to the way you came steaming on here with a shitty attitude, I and no doubt others who could have helped you..won't!

Scrap's about £50 a ton these days, should be able to buy a Corsa with that.
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Bye people. Enjoy your forum of misleading information thats sounds correct but as you know its not correct you will go with it anyway.

Does this world have any Pro`s left or all want to be`s.
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Originally Posted by Less.
If only you're dad's sperm count was as low as your IQ the world would be a better place
Least it had some count in life mate.
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Originally Posted by Less.
If only you're dad's sperm count was as low as your IQ the world would be a better place
I wonder how he won the sperm race?
Old 30-07-2013, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by gingerturbo
That made my sides hurt lol, even there shit especially on the new corsas I've had to replace 9 of the alley casted swivel points
Along with the chrome that splits and cuts your fingers.
Old 30-07-2013, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by R2000
Behind the dashboard?? You having a laugh mate, yeah ill plug it in the fag lighter lol


No you helmet, you have to remove the dash and you'll find it
Old 30-07-2013, 07:47 PM
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The quicker a MOD bans this knob the better.
Old 30-07-2013, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by chris cdti
Along with the chrome that splits and cuts your fingers.
I've not had that yet, better yet the same corsa that caused £100 worth of damage due to a dog shit oil pressure switch that had popped and caused oil to feed itself round the whole loom = good fun lol
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Oh come one geezer, it can't be that ard to find! It'll be somewhere on the water system where wires attach! What car was this again, they're all since my time. Clearly this guy doesn't remember the Viva or he'd not say these things.

Btw ... to the inept 'want-to-be' who advised me about my spigot bearing, Thanks. It's working lovely now, i appreciate the knowlesge.

Haha, gotta say, i'm loving this ... there must be a joke in this somewhere ... "Guy logs into a Ford website proclaiming the virtues of Vauxhall ... "
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It's a great example of how NOT to approach a forum for what is, really a simple question with a simple answer.
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Ill give you a clue it's localised near the head
Old 30-07-2013, 07:52 PM
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Wheres MISS T gone??
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Originally Posted by GVK.
It's a great example of how NOT to approach a forum for what is, really a simple question with a simple answer.
Just like everything in life, ask silly questions get silly answers
Old 30-07-2013, 07:54 PM
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Open the jar pour the granules into a pirex jar,add boiling water and stir until thick enough
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Originally Posted by gingerturbo
Just like everything in life, ask silly questions get silly answers
It wasn't a silly question, just a very poorly constructed way of asking.
Old 30-07-2013, 07:57 PM
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Yeh true that
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R2000, some off the lads want to milk your mum because of your stupidity!

Would you be ok with this??
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Originally Posted by gingerturbo
I've not had that yet, better yet the same corsa that caused £100 worth of damage due to a dog shit oil pressure switch that had popped and caused oil to feed itself round the whole loom = good fun lol
You will do soon enough lol, and I have come across a Corsa c that had done the same and got to the ecu.
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The list never ends at least once a day we get a vauxhall/ GM related car in our workshop to be fixed, but yet there good quality.......
Old 30-07-2013, 08:05 PM
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Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
Old 30-07-2013, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SMILER258
Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
Have some rep!!!
Old 30-07-2013, 08:26 PM
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With Vauxhalls being so awesome I went to the classifieds and found this for sale

Old 30-07-2013, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by gjh
With Vauxhalls being so awesome I went to the classifieds and found this for sale
They should bin the center cap and keep the nova

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Old 30-07-2013, 08:30 PM
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One owner etc lol
Old 30-07-2013, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by R2000
So Mr Zetec, would you like the Google image of your "car" you have listed which breaches Data Protection? As its not yours lol:

I can provide the link asap

List your own cars and stop being fakes....This is what makes me not trust "Forums" full of shite, just like the Ford i own.
Who are you talking to?
Old 30-07-2013, 09:01 PM
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This r2000 dude is awesome!!!!make him a mod on here!!!!! LOL
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Old 30-07-2013, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by R2000
cant be bothered to even argue = banned
Old 30-07-2013, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 1-PD

cant be bothered to even argue = banned
Good man!
Old 30-07-2013, 09:50 PM
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Well that made my evening before going to bed


You can tell its school holidays

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Old 30-07-2013, 10:25 PM
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I have no idea why everyone is so unwilling to help.

It's location is between the cooling system and the wiring loom
Old 30-07-2013, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by GVK.
lol quality .what a funny read.cheers regulars
Old 30-07-2013, 10:39 PM
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Just in case he checks back as a visitor to get his answer I'll help the poor chap out.

Jack the car up and get underneath on your back. Look up and you will find a screw on the shiny bottom part of the engine. Now be careful here, it might drip a bit but unscrew this and let whatever is inside come out. The fastest way to do this is start the engine and give it a good rev for 30 seconds. Then put your sensor into the hole on the bottom of your engine. Bingo.
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That will be the 13mm one
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Originally Posted by chris cdti
Sorry but "vauxhall s never break" total bs mate having worked in a Vx dealer for the past 7 years I can assure you they do!
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