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Old 23-02-2005, 02:40 PM
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Default HELP DESPERATELY NEEDED - GOING ON RADIO TOMMORROW!!

Going on Southern Counties BBC Radio tommorrow morning!
Apparently FHM voted the Ford Escort the gayest car ever, and the Ford Capri the chavviest car ever. Twats!
I'm going on live to argue the toss and defend our beloved motors and I need your help!!
Firstly, I'm gonna argue the Escort isn't gay (obviously) and need your help coming up with THE GAYEST CAR. We're thinking the Smart Car tops the lot, and also have the Jeep Wrangler and Tigra as close runners up. ANY THOUGHTS?
Secondly, the CHAVVIEST CAR EVER? We've got the Nova down as the original Chavs car (Chavs are a relatively new phenomenon after all), and now the Saxo down as the newer version?
ANY IDEAS WE CAN ALL AGREE ON?!
Ben
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Old 23-02-2005, 02:44 PM
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I agree the Nova is the Original Chav Car...

Not sure about the Gay Car though
Old 23-02-2005, 02:44 PM
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look on the bright side - you didnt have to make a fool of yourself on the colin and edith show on radio1 - i'll dig the sound files out that me mate taped - was.....amusing
Old 23-02-2005, 02:45 PM
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gay car = mazda mx5 - propper puff wagon
Old 23-02-2005, 02:45 PM
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Would love to help but i kind of agree with their opinions
Old 23-02-2005, 02:45 PM
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Have fun Ben!

remebr u cant swear on the radio!
Old 23-02-2005, 02:46 PM
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wat about the vauxhall CHAViler

but the biggest chav car is still and will always be the Nova!!!

As for gay?!? Dont think so...

thats gotta be a mini!!!
Old 23-02-2005, 02:46 PM
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Defo the nova, it even came with burburry style interior as standard.
Old 23-02-2005, 02:47 PM
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****gay car - Suzuki Jimny!!!!! no contest

****chav car - Cavalier GSI? Nova? metro clubman?!
Old 23-02-2005, 02:47 PM
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But then again you can get burberry print on the roof of your mini as an option...
Old 23-02-2005, 02:48 PM
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Ben - just go in there, and admit they've got a point

Without a doubt, the Nova is the original chav car. The Capri is a TV featured classic these days, and is widely regarded as one of the prettiest Fords (which is saying something). It also came with reasonable performance, and has a good club following these days too. All of those points negate any chav status it might collect.

As for the gayest car, it's got to be the new VW Beetle cabriolet, or any drop top that's more of a fashion accessory than a car........
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Originally Posted by dvid
****gay car - Suzuki Jimny!!!!! no contest
oi, me mums got one of them
Old 23-02-2005, 02:48 PM
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I have a Smart Car It is a Roadster tho, and very much NOT gay
Old 23-02-2005, 02:49 PM
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Ha Ha, I'll use that one Ryan!
Cheers for your comments all - KEEP EM COMING!!!!!!
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still a gay car! that or teh new shape MR2s.... or the Vauxhall Tigra
Old 23-02-2005, 02:50 PM
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merc cossie had burbery as standard!
Old 23-02-2005, 02:53 PM
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gaaaaaaaaaaaay car :





and this is what lady penelopie gets off on after parker has gone home with the gay wagon
Old 23-02-2005, 02:54 PM
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Old 23-02-2005, 02:54 PM
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FORD CAPRI CHAVIEST CAR ever common what alot of crap has 2 be saxo or nova escort gayest has to be smart car/mini (i hate new minis)
Old 23-02-2005, 02:55 PM
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How the fuck can a Capri be a Chav car? Chavs wouldnt even know what a Capri is

Does my fuckin box clean in when people go on about chav "chav this, chav that" they dont even fooookin know what a chav is

A Capri is a piece of shit that should be left in 1985 where it belongs, but not a chavs car.

Escort is a Chavs car tho But not a GAY car, that would be a Probe if it was any Ford.

I wouldnt say Saxo is a chavs car at all, boyracer car yea, but not a chav car (wannabee chav would have one maybe) as a proper chav couldnt afford one.

Nova would be the obv chav mobile. Or a Cavalier. Or Mk3/4 Escort. Or XR2. Or a shed sierra. Or quite often a stolen Scooby Legacy Estate

MX5 would be the obv male ringpiece loving mobile. Or a Vitara or Jimmy :gayflag:
Old 23-02-2005, 02:56 PM
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you know all the people in the survey drive saxo's and stuff so they arent going to vote their own car
Old 23-02-2005, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Ben - just go in there, and admit they've got a point

Without a doubt, the Nova is the original chav car. The Capri is a TV featured classic these days, and is widely regarded as one of the prettiest Fords (which is saying something). It also came with reasonable performance, and has a good club following these days too. All of those points negate any chav status it might collect.

As for the gayest car, it's got to be the new VW Beetle cabriolet, or any drop top that's more of a fashion accessory than a car........
agree with u rich, what time u on ben??
Old 23-02-2005, 03:03 PM
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Yeah, thanks everyone I'm frantically trying to scribble everything down so I can give a smack down. Thing is (Robin) I'm on at 7:25am, 7:45 am and 8:25 am and I'm not usually awake until 9ish apart from when I'm on shoots - so I'm probably gonna mumble my way through the 'early' morning haze!!
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Old 23-02-2005, 03:03 PM
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but escorts are shit!
Old 23-02-2005, 03:07 PM
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Maybe Dave, but they're not typical gay car - christ, you should know - actually. maybe they are
Old 23-02-2005, 03:10 PM
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DaveEscos, can think of worse cars!

tehre is a PROPER chav Pug 309 1.1 round my way! thats got to be a contender!
Old 23-02-2005, 03:14 PM
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FORGOT ABOUT THE BLOODY PAUXHALL CORSA theres so many chaved yup corsas round my way
Old 23-02-2005, 03:15 PM
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now now Pon, play nice
Old 23-02-2005, 03:15 PM
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An E plates 316i is a Chav car!!! come on, u know the lads who wear their burbery track suit and drive an old clapped out 316
Old 23-02-2005, 03:17 PM
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Corsas aint Chav cars either IMO, wannabee chavs and boyracers, yea, but not proper scumbag chavs.

People call anything and everything chav these days...
Old 23-02-2005, 03:19 PM
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hmmm, seems there's a difference in chav cars for each and every different region!
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Yeah agree Escorts are gay car! Certainley brings out my feminine side!
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define escort LOL
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Rab- Grey S2s on 3dr rims
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Chav car - Nova clapped out 3 series

Ringmeister car - Tigra, New Mini, New Beetle, Jimny, Micra
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chavs car - old sierra or escort xr3i,

gay car - mx5's
Old 23-02-2005, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Westy
chavs car - old sierra or escort xr3i,

gay car - mx5's
My runaround is a sierra...so i must be a Chav as well as gay
Old 23-02-2005, 03:58 PM
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just cos you own 1 doesnt make you a chav automatically... lol

Just round here, these seem to be the latest chavs wheels.. Doesnt mean matey boy who's 40 odd years old down the road who owns a siera is a chav



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