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Old 02-01-2012, 03:59 PM
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just found this beast on ebay and thought you'd like to see and make some jokes about it.. LOL 300bhp he claims from his induction kit

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-s...item43ac3e33b6
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Old 02-01-2012, 04:05 PM
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it has full boost control as well as cruise control pmsl
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Old 02-01-2012, 04:06 PM
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LOL "Looks like a drift car out of Fast and Furious Tokyo drift", I think not!


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Old 02-01-2012, 04:08 PM
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this car is a true head turner
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Old 02-01-2012, 04:14 PM
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Old 02-01-2012, 04:15 PM
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sounds a bit like mo
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Hks breaks? Gotta be worth Ł2.59
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Pushing out 300 hp lol
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ive sent a question asking about the engine mods that see it pushing out 300bhp from a standard 140.
ive not had an answer yet.
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300hp is possible after fitting the said gimmick.........




he failed to mention the car started with 350hp!!
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this made me laugh, "looks like a drifting car of the fast and furiace tokyo drift"
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just bothered to have a look. oh dear.
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
ive sent a question asking about the engine mods that see it pushing out 300bhp from a standard 140.
ive not had an answer yet.
It's turbocharged, but even so doubt it's anywhere near 300HP!

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Old 02-01-2012, 05:14 PM
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is it actually turbod?
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:18 PM
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Yes, it says so in the advert!

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i dont see any mention of turbocharged versions in the available specs. second generation 2.0 were 140bhp. youd think if he'd had it turbo charged he'd make more of that in the add or at least have included an engine pic.
he says it has boost control but i wouldnt reald to much into that considering hes plastered it in stupid graphics and fitted a peco exhaust.
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It's says it in the text lol, "Hi I have for sale a highly modified Hyundi Coupe 2.0LT"

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Old 02-01-2012, 05:29 PM
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that could just be short for litre especially as its a small case t. 2.0lt ... its not clear . it would need to be turbo charged to get anywhere near 300bhp for sure.
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:34 PM
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I did think that but usually you would just put L. Interesting to see what he has to reply to you with.

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Front bumper needs mounting only take 20 mins ...?

Then why not fix before you advetise it?
text reads like he Would say it (chav)
What a clown
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:52 PM
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Its had 19 bids!!
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:52 PM
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My mate had one of these and said i was "narrow minded" when i said it was shit!
Ha also thought his dads ssangyong looked like a merc ml!
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:58 PM
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Thats horrible.Why do people do this shit to cars like this.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:05 PM
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ive also sent a message asking how he got 300 bhp , still waiting ...........................
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plus raceing strips looks like a drifting car of the fast and furiace tokyo drift

deary me
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:13 PM
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LOL, i think the 2LT might refer to the Litre..but this guy has jokes
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I have been on the look out for a crap looking "drift car"
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he messaged me back 2 days later. i asked him for proof of bhp and if he had a buy now. (not that id have it for more than scrap value) heres what he put

mods are induction kit bigger cam and bigger pistons chiped i dont have a buy it now price sos also dont have slip to prove sos mate


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Old 04-01-2012, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by rik-rs
this car is a true head turner

yeh they turn and laugh lol,

stickers easily give it 200bhp haha
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Old 04-01-2012, 01:59 PM
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Why do people not bother to tidy cars before taking photos, empty Coke bottle in the cup holder, floor mats are dirty and theres some skanky shell suit jacket in the rear footwell... trampy chav mong! PS shit car!
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what does "sos" mean?

appart from sack of shite!
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22 bids now, and what id like to know is, What moron is actually willing to pay Ł510 for it Lol

best place for it is a swamp where its well out the view of the nations eye.
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Originally Posted by Java=Blue
22 bids now, and what id like to know is, What moron is actually willing to pay Ł510 for it Lol

best place for it is a swamp where its well out the view of the nations eye.
I'd hazard a guess at his mate winning the auction, and then a second chance offer being given to the second highest bidder a day or so after the auction ends.
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Old 04-01-2012, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Fil
what does "sos" mean?

appart from sack of shite!
think he means soz but your right should be sack of shite
it will be relisted without a doubt
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Old 04-01-2012, 03:01 PM
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bigger pistons? what from a scania r420?
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These arent turbod im sure.

Mate had the facelift version, twin exhaust thats the spec up model and no turbo!
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I've just sent him a polite message asking about what turbo and management system he is running, since he mentioned boost control.

Anyone heard back from him yet?
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Looks like a car going in the opposite direction drove through a puddle of red paint and splashed it.
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Escow-Van
I've just sent him a polite message asking about what turbo and management system he is running, since he mentioned boost control.

Anyone heard back from him yet?
no, he didnt reply to me.
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Lol!! Biggest load of shite I've seen in a long time.
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