i just saw the chippendales!!!

crikey!!!! i didnt know u could do stuff like that in public!!

hehe.

katie x

 

They aint as fit as me hey babe

 

hehe... they came to the works AJ.... one of them grabbed my boobs and kept jiggling them hehe...

it was so cheesy tho.... but the girlies seemed to like it, the boys had female strippers next door too

 

Yes hairy muff, but you still aint answered my question - they aint as fit as me hey babe?

 

You think they bad, they aint shit (not like i know, but i cant imagine them walking round with rock-ons spunking all over the shop or anything )

Tell ya what, come to Crackers with us lot one Saturday afternoon, if anything will traumatise you, THAT will

Birds ramming dildos in their asses (or both holes at once), serious lesbo action, whipping some poor but nekkid goon (or leading him round by a lead thats attatched to his nutsack ), all kinds of crazy shit

And if they find out its your birthday you WILL be involved Ive gave a bird a lick there on my 24th And its a regular occurance for people to be stripped, strapped to a chair, laid on their backs, massive dildo put in their mouths, and a bird riding the fuck out of it

 

Sounds like a classy night out

 

course not hun hehe

and steve... you are the randiest man in teh world!!! i swear you just have a little cycle of sex sex sex whirling round in ur head hehe

and that doesnt sound very nice... i lived in holland for 4 years so ive seen some stuff but this was jsut a bit unexpected!! hehe.

 

Thats right

 

Yes Rudey that's me

 

* Rudey *

 

Yes, that pretty much sums everything up, im shallow, but sex/birds comes before everything

Crackers tho, its sat afternoon for about 3hours, half2 till half5, most fun way to start an all-dayer before out in the proper pubs/clubs, bunch of mates, loads of drink, hardly costs anything, and some fit birds acting unbelivably filth, thats hard to beat
Added bonus of getting everyone so horny that afterwards when out on the pull they forget about being shy and steam into birds with no shame

Gotta give a to the Chippendales geezer tho as he got to have a grope of your tits

 

Steve, what the HELL are you into?!?!?

 

Itsmeagain, where the fook do you live man cus im goin! theres not a shadow of doubt in my mind im fooking goin man!

"i cant blame ya babe the man is handsome...im just plain handsome man!"

 

Im from Cheltenham but Crackers is in Gloucester, the next town over 10mins away, Every Saturday from about 2.30pm, 3quid50 to get in, drinks are normal price, no other charges (unless you wanna go off n fuck one of the birds, which you can as they all porno birds and/or hookers ), proper dump but its a fuckin ace crack as a start to the nights fun

I never thought id ever pay for sex but i was close! At Xmas there was this young Danish bird in there and she was up for sale at 60quid and hour IIRC and to this day i wonder if i shudve went down the cashpoint she was that mint

Glos town centre at night has the bonus of being an ace crack and rammed with dirty birds so its perfect for an all-dayer, 2pm till 3am Summat about that place just gets you even more drunk than usual too, i dont think ive ever been to gloucester and not threw up at least once during the evening or woke up at a strange house or in a field in the middle of nowhere (I remember once a few of us did soon after we left Crackers, but i think that was dodgy beer )

Theres some funny Shit about crackers by me and Ian@Racetek on this thread (and porkie n PON laughing )--
https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...99857&start=50

And a thread all about it here too
https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...light=crackers