You think they bad, they aint shit (not like i know, but i cant imagine them walking round with rock-ons spunking all over the shop or anything )

Tell ya what, come to Crackers with us lot one Saturday afternoon, if anything will traumatise you, THAT will

Birds ramming dildos in their asses (or both holes at once), serious lesbo action, whipping some poor but nekkid goon (or leading him round by a lead thats attatched to his nutsack ), all kinds of crazy shit

And if they find out its your birthday you WILL be involved Ive gave a bird a lick there on my 24th And its a regular occurance for people to be stripped, strapped to a chair, laid on their backs, massive dildo put in their mouths, and a bird riding the fuck out of it