Technical support (IT joke)
15-02-2005, 06:35 PM
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Technical support (IT joke)
About 18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates
4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there
are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as BoysNight Out 3.1, Football 4.5,
FlashCar 2.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no
better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two
systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my
hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2004. Which only seem to run for first few months then
crashes.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter and
can without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShopBrowser for new attachments and HairstyleExpress
which needs to be reinstalled every three weeks. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that are a heavy drain on my resources.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
Can you please help?
4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there
are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as BoysNight Out 3.1, Football 4.5,
FlashCar 2.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no
better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two
systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my
hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2004. Which only seem to run for first few months then
crashes.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter and
can without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShopBrowser for new attachments and HairstyleExpress
which needs to be reinstalled every three weeks. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that are a heavy drain on my resources.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
Can you please help?
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