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Old 14-02-2005, 10:16 PM
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Default Boy ohh boy,hav i droped a bollock tonight!!(NOW A MUST SEE)



Well what can i say............

Trying to play it cool on valentines day,theres 2women that mean alot to me, long story,but ive ive been with, and 1 is the 1 fish that got away ( im sure you know what i mean guys and gals)

ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I decided to get flowers for them both today (roses of corse )

So i was out with Sean earlier,and i got him to drop me off at girl no.1`s work (a resteraunt,busy with valentine diners).so playing Mr Brave, ive walked in,roses in hand,done the deed,felt a prick,said what ive had to say,and left....

Alls good,had a good afternoon,and thought nothing else of
it....

ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waited for girl no.2 to finish what she had to do 2night,and ive just gone around to see her with her flowers...

Alls good,kiss/cuddle all the valentines crap,anyway,gave her her flowers and she.................................












































read the card in the flowers........................................... .................





















































and said.............................................. ......................












































Whos Helen!! (girl no.1)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ive gave the wrong bunches to the wrong girls!!!!!


So you can imagine the sceen,me in the car with girl no.2 whos got girl no.1`s flowers!!!!!

WTF can you do ehhhh????!!!!!!!!!!

Happy valentines Pete!!!!

Pete...
Old 14-02-2005, 10:17 PM
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YOU FUCKING TWAT
Old 14-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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YOU COONT!!!!!!!!
Old 14-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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You Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo onnnnnttt
Old 14-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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ah bollox................

you will look back and laugh one day pete!!
Old 14-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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i say what rst88, said
Old 14-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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that must off hurt mate

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Old 14-02-2005, 10:21 PM
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what a knob
Old 14-02-2005, 10:22 PM
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The phrase "killed 2 birds with 1 stone" comes to mind!



Fookin hell, still cant belive i did it!!!!

PLUS ive got no credit to grovol on txt either!!!!

Pete...
Old 14-02-2005, 10:24 PM
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Pete whats there numbers and I will call and explain for you, good bullshit story guarunteed
Old 14-02-2005, 10:24 PM
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pete you fooking dancer what you doing thats why i only have one hehe dont do silly things then
Old 14-02-2005, 10:27 PM
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FUCKING IDIOT

Old 14-02-2005, 10:33 PM
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CRINGE

i just told the old man and he thought it was verry funny

cross fingers that No1 didnt read the note on the flowers
Old 14-02-2005, 10:34 PM
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LOL

Sorry Pete but i just cant help it, my stomach hurts. That should be in a movie.
Old 14-02-2005, 10:35 PM
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fuckin superb effort
Old 14-02-2005, 10:35 PM
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Old 14-02-2005, 10:37 PM
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Old 14-02-2005, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by kjc300




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Old 14-02-2005, 10:37 PM
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Old 14-02-2005, 10:40 PM
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MINT Kev!!!!!

Old 14-02-2005, 10:41 PM
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You fuckin wankers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, whos gonna do me a siggy then!?!!!

Pete..
Old 14-02-2005, 10:43 PM
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Unlucky mate - just blame the shop and tell the birds you never checked.
Old 14-02-2005, 10:44 PM
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Old 14-02-2005, 10:45 PM
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been there learn't the hard way (like you it seems) , now i sign all cards messages texts etc BABE and no names
Old 14-02-2005, 10:46 PM
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You goon

Been caught in some funny ways, but not THAT daft
Old 14-02-2005, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by xr_craig
Unlucky mate - just blame the shop and tell the birds you never checked.
Yeh but then there side wil be "why were you buying flowers for another girl"!!

Basicley,insted of me shaftin sum1 tonight,ive BEEN shaffted!!!

Pete...
Old 14-02-2005, 10:52 PM
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I think he means just say they put the wrong name on , must have misheard you
Old 14-02-2005, 10:56 PM
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No, HE wrote the card!!!!!! and SHE knows his writing!!!!
Old 14-02-2005, 10:56 PM
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Sorry, THEY !!!!!!
Old 14-02-2005, 10:57 PM
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Cossie_wil's got what i mean. You wouldn't be buying them for another girl, they put wrong name on the card, or gave you someone elses or something random like that.

Sounds like damage is done so don't suppose you got much to lose, so it's worth a try. Hope ya sort it anyway.

Edited to say: If what kev says is true your fucked
Old 14-02-2005, 10:57 PM
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Rodney you plonka....
Old 14-02-2005, 10:57 PM
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That was a brilliant camera moment
Old 14-02-2005, 11:04 PM
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TBH i was kinda hoping beadle was going to jump out, never wanted ot see the half handed cooont so much in all my life!!!!

Pete...
Old 14-02-2005, 11:04 PM
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haaaaa haaa haa Thats mint mate well done

now all you got to do is look forward to the make up
Old 14-02-2005, 11:04 PM
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lol thats class. go for you were writing a mates card out for him aswell an his lass is going off the hook about it then get ur mate to say ye im still i nthe shit about it.

As someone said uve got nothing to lose....

Ive learnt my lesson aswell i dont put names on cards now but give them nicknames lol works better.

MB.
Old 14-02-2005, 11:05 PM
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oh mate
thats a class story for the grandkids
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ROFLOL
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Well im trying to sort a blag out for 2morrow,aint gonna "rock the boat" anymore tonight..

But keep the ideas cumin fellas...

Pete...
Old 14-02-2005, 11:19 PM
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Fookin Priceless......


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