Its that bloody time of the year again, i was ok up until Friday - now i've got a blocked hooter, coughing flem everywhere and generally feel like poo.

Any volenteers to take it off me otherwise its going on Ebay

 

Same boat here mate, off work today drinking loadsa lemsip...mmm!!

Having a cold sucks but I have to say, sneezing rocks!!

 

Any excuse for a day off!!!

Get off ya arse and sort all ya crap out for Ebay!!

And i told ya Lemsip is especially the kiddies one!!



Go get some Day Nurse, coooooo it knocks ya for six - i flew to work this morning.

 

Nope!! got my sofa and my quilt and I'm damn happy and not moving for any fooker, unless it's the pizza delivery...and even then I may just get them to pass it through the window

ATCHOOOOO!!! ahhhhh...I love to sneeze!!

 

Do you still ejaculate everytime you sneeze mate?

Dirty habit.

 

Hell yeah, hold on....have I just invented a new fetish? Right, I'm off to Japan where people will appreciate me!!

 

Creem of sum yung guy

 

Oh bugger...apparently it's already been invented I kid you not!!

Type of Fetish Estimated Percentage of People Estimated Number of People Worldwide

BDSM related 5.601% 336,000,000 (336 Million)
Foot 1.1391% 68,300,000 (68.3 Million)
WAM 0.3877% 23,000,000 (23.0 Million)
Smoking 0.3782% 22,700,000 (22.7 Million)
Armpit 0.065% 3,900,000 (3.9 Million)
Amputee 0.0184% 1,100,000 (1.1 Million)
Sneezing 0.0169% 1,000,000 (1.0 Million)

 

PMSL!!

 

Do ya need Anna to come round and mother you?

 

Maybe mate....how does she feel about sneezing??

Just had another look at those stats....amputee fetish?
And WTF is WAM?

 

Hahahahahahahaah That's really funny!!!!