matts1

was out the other night and was watching a golf with what appeared to be 20" alloy wheels on it.

These things were HUGE and stuck way out, i nearly pissed my pants laughing when she attempted to pull up just feet over the junction of a set of traffic lights on the main road and i kid you not, she was a good 4ft away from the curb

She tried to get closer, managed to get to around 3'9" away then parked up and got out

Give that girl a polo and let her smash it up the curbs til her heart is content.

Oranoco

Let my ex drive my Audi, in one morning she reversed into a hedge outside my place and kerbed one of my 18's. And apparently I was the arsehole as I was annoyed about the cost to put the damage right.

RichieST

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Lol, hate the wife driving my car! After her 1.6 nissan spaz wagon she's like a kid in a sweet shop on the loud pedal in mine!

Cossie Helen

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I drive both of Ian's cars as and when needed. Land Rover and Cavalier, but then he gets the keys to my Cosworth whenever he wants

matts1

Sorry Helen, i shouldnt tarnish all ladies with the same brush, my misses is pretty good and touch wood has never so much as scuffed a wheel on my car.

scottyrs

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i gave my lass a shot of mine after giving her a lecture about how she wouldnt be able to pull away without stalling ect etc and she just jumped in and took off literally flew past me lol still brings it up now

Rab

My missus drives my car more than I do!!!!!!!























It's a 1.8 Avensis... Poverty Spec

RS Grant

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I'm really picky about who gets to drive my car, but gave my ex a drive of my last Impreza one evening that I'd had a couple of pints with a meal. Within a mile of leaving the restaurant, she put her foot down in 2nd to over take a tractor, hit boost, she screamed, her brand new mobile became airbourne, hit the centre consol, then the seat rail and smashed the screen.


Cheers,
Grant

Cossie Helen

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We not all that bad lol Tho I cant stick up for all girls!!

zippyobrien

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I've never seen the problem, my Mrs drives all my cars. She loved my Honda vti, she said it looked cool when the needle went into the red ( 8200 rpm )

Cal Jones

Woman in the fellas range rovers or Audi q7s are the worlds worst , shit at driving and think there gods gift! And then watching them trying to park in adds is funny to !!!! God theese anoy me lol !!

adam151082

I have no problems letting my las drive my car, it has a comfyer pasanger seat than the drivers side.

homer j

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haven't got the missus insured on mine, she can't drive others on her insurance and she never will drive my series 2. not so long as i have a hole in my arse! she's a menace to herself and all other road users and has nearly had more accidents due to her idiocy than i care to remember.

Rsmat

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I let the wife drive the 3dr...She loved it...But was scared...lol...She drives the FRS aswell.

Glenn_

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My wife has drove the cossie loads of time. She has even took it to her work all on her own. She drove my old sierra hatch back that i used to have before the cossie too. She reversed into her mams drive and scufted the rear bumper on the side of the wall. When i seen the damage she reckons she never did it and started crying.

Smit

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Brilliant!

Psycho Warren

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thing is why do so many woman panic like that and scream???

they are in charge of a 1.5 ton machine so they fucking panic and scream rather than just lift off the throttle

i think more attention should be paid in driving lessons to emergency stops and reactions to emergencys. Panicking when you have an emergency is the worst thing anyone can do yet so many do just that.

I guess many girls and a lot of pooftah blokes just wouldnt get a license if it involved more in depth assessment of reaction to emergency situations.


oh to be fair, we cant call such men pooftahs.... we have to be PC and call them "metrosexual", emo or "scene".

Ebonycossie4x4

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its easy.

the first time they scratch the car just beat them up real bad and they wont do it again

lol

Lambchop

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Haha

Stu @ M Developments

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My missus drives the M5 all the time. maybe more than I do in fact.



In fact, I have a real thing about women driving fast cars!

AJC

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my other half asked to drive mine.... literally 5 seconds later she bounced of a kerb in her saxo. i then said no! haha

Jay,

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my misses drives mine all the time hated the cosse disspised the binliner hates the evo but loved the caged dc2 race car !! fucking strange these things with titts

Mr S1

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She drives my Mondeo regularly, but she's never driven the S1 and I don't want her to....she doesn't either as she's too scared she'll damage it but equally got no PAS - and with her back she physically wouldn't be able to anyway.

phil_focus

i've got that thing too but also with women driving old land rovers (and if its newer a defender). fucking weird

Red16

The wife has driven my RS6 once or twice but she isn't keen because it's a bit on the big side, she said it's like driving a bus, but she's welcome to use it whenever she likes.

gjh

I haven't got a mrs

Markb_s1

MIne owuldn't want to.. usually doesn't even want to be seen being a passenegr in my cars, let alone driving them.

(althoguh she did try the cossie once, btu couldn't push the clutch pedal down - thank god for small mercies!)

FletchCossie

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My Mrs did more miles in my Escort last year than I did when she braked around 110mph and the back end stepped out she really enjoyed herself, the person behind thought she was gonna crash turns out both rear shocks were fucked, which I've now replaced

Lambchop

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My wife used to crap herself when my FRS came on boost

She loves driving my M3 now although she says she needs trainers and cant manage in heels. I told her I managed just fine

BigErn

And the M5 when i had it and the flint grey 2wd Sapph and no doubt you'll be let loose in my Mercury Sapph when its built.


Snap


Now that is a new one to me
Are you talking just driving or do you mean seeing one using one properly off road??

phil_focus

both but even more so using it off road!!

Glenn_

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Stu your mrs drives your car like my wife drives mine.She sits really close to the steering wheel and rests her left hand on her leg lol.

paulsheerin

I have a thing for a girl in a fast car too. just something about it...
girls in a DC5 is quality, whats not to love? haha

gave the ex a go of my Altezza the other day. she said she wont drive fast.....

she hit the speed limiter without even realising

Shilly

i hear mine leaving the house with a big loud exhaust note then a wheelspin then i just go back to sleep until she brings it back then when i say you can drive my car now she goes no its ok you can drive ive driven all day (to works car park and back ) im like me too i fix cars for a living

St3V3_C

And there is the problem with women drivers.




Watch where you're fookin going!!


LOL.

Cossie Helen

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I have driven BigErn's landy off road too and no doubt the next time we go off roading I will be given the keys again

Cossie Helen

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I forgot about the M5! How could I forget that car lol I hope I will get let loose in the Saph when she is back on the road

S1

My missus refused to get in my FRS as she hated the "baby seats" (Puma Racing Seats with full harnesses) It's all standard interior now but she now refuses to drive it because it goes all "squiirrelly" when it comes on boost.

Fudgey

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my wife can drive my puma whenever she likes, it cost a fraction of the cmax she uses daily

and ive had many crashes, she has had non lol

phil_focus

don't say that, i might have a trouser accident