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Old 12-02-2005, 05:03 PM
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Cant b arsed - totaly fell out wi it!!!!!!

Broke down on a dual ccarriage way of places!!!!! Was ok till a load of lads drove passed in a saxo beeping and laughing..................well embarrased


But no doubt ill luv her again wen shes fixed
Old 12-02-2005, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
Originally Posted by RSCossieKim
Fingers crossed - speaking of which my fellas of tomorrow
lol, has he got a nice range of Snap On wands


Steve

Yep yep - good job really..............coz I aint - dont no what i was planning on usuaing today
Old 12-02-2005, 05:08 PM
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OH and there i was thinking I saw a pic of your tool kit earlier

Mind u used worse things meself

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Old 12-02-2005, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
OH and there i was thinking I saw a pic of your tool kit earlier

Mind u used worse things meself

Steve

I'm intrigued????
Old 12-02-2005, 06:01 PM
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Oh i couldnt possibly divulge my years of acquired knowledge and skills

Besides I've got my reputation to think about

Whom I trying to kid that went out the window years ago
Old 12-02-2005, 06:06 PM
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RSCossieKim, do you do anything else apart from coming on this web site hahaha
Old 12-02-2005, 06:15 PM
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Shaun -






funny git.................


The Rapid 1 - id prob comment if i new u an ur rep........
Old 12-02-2005, 06:30 PM
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The Rapid 1 - id prob comment if i new u an ur rep........

Ah my rep is impecable


As for commenting and knowing me well I WOULDVE said maybe u should get to know me a bit better then, BUT I dont fancy gitting hit by one of your other halfs wands so I wont

But feel free to make assumptions and comment

Everyone else here does pmsl
Old 12-02-2005, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
The Rapid 1 - id prob comment if i new u an ur rep........

Ah my rep is impecable


As for commenting and knowing me well I WOULDVE said maybe u should get to know me a bit better then, BUT I dont fancy gitting hit by one of your other halfs wands so I wont

But feel free to make assumptions and comment

Everyone else here does pmsl
Wud u believe that angel sign is my avatar on another site.....coz i am a little angel.............he wouldnt hit u with a wand....................


































Prob just 1 big fist LOL Joke
Old 12-02-2005, 06:40 PM
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.....coz i am a little angel.............
Oh id best behave meself then and watch what I say


Prob just 1 big fist LOL Joke
Thats ok then will still leave me with one good eye to see the little angels spinning round my head then

Still he'd have to be fast to catch me

And hes still got a car to fix
Old 12-02-2005, 10:34 PM
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LOLOLOL

I dont have a response
Old 13-02-2005, 09:46 AM
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Blimmey a worlds first

Left a woman speechless lol
Old 13-02-2005, 02:03 PM
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Its def a first 4 me usually the gobbiest woman around.......


cars fixed now............








Or so i hope
Old 13-02-2005, 02:23 PM
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Its def a first 4 me usually the gobbiest woman around.......
Oh I dunno I thought id married her

cars fixed now............
Genuinely GLAD to hear that

Now U aint got any excuses to go fit the "shinny" bits

Or so i hope
Well it is a Cossie aint it, we all used to there little tantrums now and then


So what was up with her then
Old 13-02-2005, 02:31 PM
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i reckon a finger nail
Old 13-02-2005, 02:35 PM
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Now you do underestimate us women - u dont think im gonna let him get away with messing with my car and not fitting my shiney bits.................

We thought it was the EC sensor, put another one in today but she still dosnt feel 100%, she is a lot better now doesnt cut out anymore Just still misses evry now and then..........
Old 13-02-2005, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by escort1989uk
i reckon a finger nail





























Old 13-02-2005, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by escort1989uk
i reckon a finger nail
Now now it was clearly stated earlier in the thread Kim didnt mind if her hands looked like she'd been down the pits for a week

u dont think im gonna let him get away with messing with my car and not fitting my shiney bits.................
Of course obviously he has to pay some sort of price for the priveledge of being ALLOWED to fix your car

We thought it was the EC sensor
do mean the crank sensor ? ye i fitted one to a mates car off her a while back, seemed to do the trick

the missing could just be something silly like plugs

If I was u I would get your other half to go give em a good clean and regap

Oh and for the priveledge of that maybe he could give u a nice massage or something latter
Old 13-02-2005, 05:33 PM
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Now now it was clearly stated earlier in the thread Kim didnt mind if her hands looked like she'd been down the pits for a week
No, couldnt care less about my nails.............

Of course obviously he has to pay some sort of price for the priveledge of being ALLOWED to fix your car
Well of course, its a privilage touchin my baby!!!

do mean the crank sensor ? ye i fitted one to a mates car off her a while back, seemed to do the trick

the missing could just be something silly like plugs

If I was u I would get your other half to go give em a good clean and regap

Oh and for the priveledge of that maybe he could give u a nice massage or something latter

Plugs are more or less brand new..........eh cum on i can do the plugs myself!!!


Its just easier to let him do it...........lol

He asks for a massage - but usually get out of it.............thats me in for it when he reads this post.....
Old 13-02-2005, 05:35 PM
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This is how it now looks:






Few other bits to put on yet but getting there!!!
Old 13-02-2005, 07:41 PM
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No, couldnt care less about my nails.............
Fair play but it aint just the snapping em, u wait till u jam something under one

Well of course, its a privilage touchin my baby!!!
Yep know that feeling, my sis wont let anyone but me or my mechanic touch hers

eh cum on i can do the plugs myself!!!
should be ok i spose, I mean I let my 6 yr old son do mine last time
(tis actually true and he only managed to snap just the one )

but usually get out of it.............
as long as you gave him something else as releiving




































Like a bucket and sponge to go clean "your baby"




yep looks like he did good with the shinny stuff

Fancy one of them expansion tanks meself, just always something else needs repairing/replacing first
Mind u buftiness never been one of my strong points


Honest opinion recon u should get a coil cover next, tidy that corner right up
Old 13-02-2005, 09:12 PM
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Lucky my nails aint real, well there real just had extensions coz i break my real ones - usually on my car - at least if I jam something under em they will just cum off!!!


So ur sons gonna follwo in ur footsteps......................................... ............breakin things...........

My fella got something as releiving - a sleep for 2 hrs!!!!


Did well wi the chrome Ł180 for the lot.............ive heard the tanks are Ł200 or summat Wont pay that - still got an rs battery cover, to put on.

And also a coil cover and bracket and a map sensor bracket - just need to coax them off the fella before i can fit em.......
Old 14-02-2005, 06:26 PM
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they will just cum off!!!
Unfortunatelly mine dont (<<<<<< thems my real tears lol)

breakin things...........
Touche


a sleep for 2 hrs!!!!
You let him sleep in bed for 2 hours, u must be an angel


Did well wi the chrome Ł180 for the lot
Sounds like u did, just what u mentioned, where did u get that lot from as people keep nagging me i gotta tidy my engine up have always only spent if it made it quicker or stronger lol

just need to coax them off the fella before i can fit em
What car he drive then ? wont be much good to him if it aint a cos will they

Hopefully get mine back in a day or so, dont know bout tidying the engine bay up I gotta tidy the blooming cockpit up on mine
Old 14-02-2005, 06:42 PM
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Your posts are sssssssssssssssooooooooooooo long LOL

OK:

Unfortunatelly mine dont (<<<<<< thems my real tears lol)
Joys of being a woman mate!!

Touche

You let him sleep in bed for 2 hours, u must be an angel
Got it in one - he sleeps I come on here.....no problemo top bird!!!

Sounds like u did, just what u mentioned, where did u get that lot from as people keep nagging me i gotta tidy my engine up have always only spent if it made it quicker or stronger lol
Yep, luv my shiney bits got them off Sall Motorsport top guy - hes got a few bits for sale on RSOC, cant remember wat though, give him a ring he mite av sum bits

What car he drive then ? wont be much good to him if it aint a cos will they

Hopefully get mine back in a day or so, dont know bout tidying the engine bay up I gotta tidy the blooming cockpit up on mine
He's got an esc cos and a saff, but the saff is just a run about - so doubt he'll want a shiney engine and if he does................well he won't trust me!!!!

Get urs back y wats matter?
Old 14-02-2005, 07:01 PM
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Your posts are sssssssssssssssooooooooooooo long LOL
I'll keep this one short then

Lucky u aint on my msn woman or not u wouldnt get a word in edge ways
Old 14-02-2005, 07:08 PM
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right that was the short one over with lol

na not much wrong with her now, just eat a clutch so had a new un fitted nice six paddle jobbie with hydraulic conversion and a few other ikle bits

Main reason it back in the docs lol, is it got a little vibration problem caused when some plonker hit a curb doing sillys , am on track at Bedford at end of week so just wanted it sorted for then

Want it back b4 then tho cause as said got a few bits need sorting in the cockpit area and wanna wire me nitrous up a bit different for on the track instead of it road/strip set up at the mo

So I read somewhere else u thinking of going S Pod in April, if the weather better this year will deffo be going as always thought of it as one of the best events of the year (imo and that biased cause i love the drags, and that as in the racing not the queens )

Im not that hard to miss lol youll have to come over and say hello, then u wont be able to say u dont know me anymore


Oh and BTW my looooooonnnngggg replies have got u a three page post now


Steve
Old 14-02-2005, 07:16 PM
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OK NOW TAKE A DEEP BREATH - i'll come back and reply after i get back from the pub!!!! LOL
Old 14-02-2005, 10:14 PM
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3 page post itll b a 10 page post soon with the size of your replies

Dont think I'll end up going the pod, theres a show closer to home on the same day so will probably go to that one!!!

Cool, can I just let you into a little secret...........























































.....................cars and curbs dont really go together that well!!!!
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