will let the pictures do the talking on this one

 

oh shit dude what happened hope your ok?thats shitsea tescos isnt it lol

 

yeah im fine im sure people will go young driver etc, came out of petrol station sum1 ran out of zebra crossing as coudlent see and then coudlent stop turnt to get outta way and hit this
and yeahh sure is lol

 

My guess... You pulled out too quick and ran out of talent?

 

Your wheels are pointing the wrong way though?

 

i can see where your coming from once i crashed i tryed to straight the wheel as then found ouot lower wishbone had gone
it was on near full oppostie lock before this picture was taken

 

Did you win a prize for that ?

 

ermm no gonna get a wacking great council bill if you wana count that lol. x

 

How fast was you going? looks more than enough speed to be pulling out with.

 

The zebra crossing is literally a few metres from the exit to the petrol station though?! So I assume either your car had a seriously inadequate braking system, or you flew out of the garage like bertie big baws??

*Edit.... I suppose it might be Gods way of punishing you for painting your roof black.


Cheers,
Grant

 

Let me test a theory....


You booted the shit out of it coming out the petrol station, understeered like a goon and went right into the lampost?

 

Tescos pitsea

 

I am glad I'm not the only doubter to his story...

 

how??? there is one of the nastiest speed bumps coming out of that station. let alone the give way.

 

I'm pretty sure that theory holds water Admiral Rab.


Cheers,
Grant

 

Doesn't look like wishbones gone in the other pics? I'm going with the understeered theory. Basically ran out of talent

On the upside it's fixable at least and parts are cheap enough.

How much for the arrows?

 

I'd say this is spot on

 

Come on then! What really happened? We are not the insurance company so nothing to give away here!

 

It would appear that from a standing start to just under 3 car lengths this clown has bitten the dust.

MIGHTY IMPRESSIVE!!

Look's even funnier on Google Maps - http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...00284&t=h&z=19

 

He might have lit them up straight from the pump Rick?? ...aiming to apex the exit perfectly and fade over to the outside of the lane before executing a textbook negotiation of the upcoming roundabout.... all thanks to the centre of gravity being that much lower given his lightweight black CSL-style roof.

I'm not saying this is what happened, but it's far funnier to speculate and invent different scenarios.


Cheers,
Grant

 

From the pic all I can say is live & learn dude. We all make mistakes.

 

Cheers,
Grant

 

i think a certain person might be and its only a might be, talking aload of bollox

 

FLOTF you fucking biff

Didn't you do an ST170 brake upgrade on this shitheap only a couple of days ago?

 

and approx 10 meters down the road he would of have to slow down due to the island

Guess it wasnt really worth speeding off from the station, & not looking as to where u were going..

always pays to pay attention to the road

Say that fuel has just cost u 5X the amount

 

Next time David Blunkett asks to borrow your car tell him bollocks

 

Ha ha Richie im sure he did. I always thought he had a fiesta zetec s. Love the google pic lol.

 

LOL, and what a epic fail!!!!, But could of been worse and you could of hit somebody on the crossing!

 

Is this a (soon to be) for sale /breaking POST ??

It's such a surprise when people appear on those black and white boxes, especially when they're near a Supermarket..

 

2 black lines? did it have an LSD fitted.......

oh hang on, those are skid marks.......

 

Steering wheel slipped out of his hand most probably.

Gassed it out of the station without holding onto the wheel properly, probably driving single handedly while adjusting the choons and looking at the stereo before the bang.

 

Hahahahaha is all I have to say on this one, some good speculative comments made above which are obviously all closer to the truth!! Favourite quote being 'understeered like a goon', quality!!

 

Done yourself proud there sir. Top marks.

 

WTF

lets assume there was someone on the crossing, you had two lanes to play with to dodge him and you still hit the fucking lamp post

did you get your license in a fucking cereal packet???

 

noone in a million years is gonna believe that heap of shit you typed! you were clearly gunning it out of the station like a complete twat!

for 1 the crossing isn't blind!!!!!
and 2 your wishbones are clearly fine!!!!!

now grow up, be a man and admit you were being a cocky little chav and consequently crashed!

 

Drum roll...

 

That much damage from 10 metres worth of acceleration?! good job.

 

yeah, conner, why have you painted your roof black?? Explain...

 

Wasn't that covered earlier... it makes it faster, obviously

 

300mm brake conversion worked well